Jury of Awesomeness

[Captain Griffen]

RAWR!

Cookies are on your left and right on your way in.

 

[Ash]

These aren't poisoned like the others, right?

 

[HappyTauren]

Cookie Master once said "There will be Jury of Awesomeness", and there was.

 

[HINDYhat]

We're missing Ramen.

EDIT: And what the hell is up with this "MasterHaosis' demotion was just a temporary bug" nonsense? Please, tell me that's a lie.

 

[Captain Griffen]

Ramen should be on his way. And Ash, of course they aren't poisoned. *tries not to look shifty*

 

[Instant Ramen]

Someone please tell me why the hell MH is back on the staff?

 

[Captain Griffen]

*shrugs* Dunno...I guess Ralle wanted him back?

*gives cookies to Archian for demoting him in the first place*

 

[Ash]

[21-59-21] Dr Super Good: frostwhisper, no its called english fails. Im never wrong. Im DSG. NOMNOMNOM

 

[Captain Griffen]

That is made of Fail.

 

[HappyTauren]

DSG is a weapon of mass destruction: Flail of Fail.

 

[Captain Griffen]

Quite so.

I condemn DSG to a fate worse than death...

...cookie depravation.

In other news, one of my friends was flaunting on facebook how many real cookies they had...now I want real cookies I can physically eat!

 

[Ash]

NEWS JUST IN: CENSORSHIP.

A certain someone is pushing a vote to remove the ability for users to delete maps because they exploit 'loophole's!

D:

 

[Instant Ramen]

Fail.

 

[HappyTauren]

It failed to be awesome. Fail.

 

[Captain Griffen]

It failed at normal failed. That is hyper-failing. Managed regularly at TH and THW.

 

[Ash]

~ Jury for Root ~

 

[Instant Ramen]

~ Idiocy for punishable offense ~

 

[Captain Griffen]

~ Calling out retards for compulsary ~

 

[Shados]

~ Cookies for bread ~

 

[Captain Griffen]

Frostwhisper wants in. He wants me to ask how many of you would support this.

 

[Instant Ramen]

I'll vote for frostwhisper joining.

 

[Ash]

Frosties aweet.

I'd vote in.

 

[Captain Griffen]

Hmm...what of MySpaceBarBroke?

 

[Shados]

MSBB is so awesome that he deserves some kind of "Minion of the Year" award.

 

[Ash]

MSSB isn't already in? Wait, wut?

 

[Instant Ramen]

I vote for MSBB.

 

[frostwhisper]

Well, now. Greetings, fellow jurors.

 

[HINDYhat]

GTFO Pyritie.

 

[WILL THE ALMIGHTY]

Awesome, I'm now on the jury of awesomeness. My life now has meaning.

And it isn't sarcasm.

EDIT: Holy shit, those cookies are delicious! What are they made of?

 

[MySpaceBarBroke]

Let's invite TheDivineBoss and Dr Super Good.

 

[frostwhisper]

TDB And DSG are a MUST HAVE, if we are to be truly awesome.

 

[WILL THE ALMIGHTY]

I don't agree.

Maybe DSG (he's entertaining), but not TDB.

 

[MySpaceBarBroke]

I sense a disturbance in the sarcasm.

 

[frostwhisper]

I sense a disturbance in the awesomeness.

 

[Instant Ramen]

I sense two.

 

[WILL THE ALMIGHTY]

I sense DSG lurking here.

Go away, shoo! You are not wanted here.

 

[Ash]

DSG is manipulating user posts!!!11

Man the harpoons, code red!

EDIT: I WANT DSG IN THE JURY OF AWESOMENESS.

 

[The Last Istari]

DSG, you're not awesome enough.

And I will NOT pay your bridge toll, get over it!

 

[Someguy19]

Why must DSG spy on this group?

 

[WILL THE ALMIGHTY]

Ash, for the last time, we don't have harpoons. Harpoons are for lazy asses.

Real men fight with kitchen knives, even in ship-to-ship combat.

 

[MySpaceBarBroke]

No, real men use those AOL Free Trial CDs as shurikens.

 

[Ash]

I can see a meme forming here...

 

[Hakeem]

No, real men use beautifully crafted origami weapons.

 

[WILL THE ALMIGHTY]

I use origami AOL Free Trial Kitchen Knives as shurikens.

How much of a man am I?

 

[FamousPker49]

It feels great to finally be in the Jury!

 

[Huurka]

Indeed.

 

[frostwhisper]

Welcome, Famous.

 

[FamousPker49]

Why thank you sir. This MH problem is out of hand! Everyday in chat...

 

[frostwhisper]

I have been trying to mentor him into normality, yet, sadly my efforts are futile so far.

 

[Ash]

Ah, the brothers dimm.