Jury of Awesomeness

[Captain Griffen]

Blargh, Kimbo has the problem of trying to moderate somewhere where she can't actually post in.

*notices that social group messages also don't have a 'last edited by' tag...*

 

[The Last Istari]

Maybe everyone's jealous cause they can't join?

But seriously, aside from the supposed plotting (which isn't even happening). Why the hell does everyone go after us and try to make us look bad? It's pretty strange. I mean really.

"We're having chaos in the chat"

"It's because of the jury we have that chaos!"

Anyone mind telling me why people are being like that? I'm pretty confused at all this.

 

[Traxamillion]

Its these noobs wanting to blame someone or something in order to make themselves feel like they know shit about the hive and the jury. Half the idiots blaming the jury..dont even know what the jury is.

I also believe that jeoalousy plays a role in it as well.

 

[Ash]

GUYS IT R TIEM 4 JURY 2 CUM CLEAN. WE R PLOTTIN 2 TAKE OVAH TEH SITE KK THX RITE DEN WE MAY AS WELL DO TEH PLOT NAO BECUZ RALLE IS LIEK ON OUR SIDE N DAT

I actually lol'd when I first heard this in the chat.

 

[Traxamillion]

Well im grounded from my comp for a few weeks..if THW doesnt exist..ill know why. The noobs took over using haosis as their mastermind.

 

[The Last Istari]

Guys, it's time to put phase 3 of our plot into action.

We did an excellent job of convincing those two Al Qaeda to fly into the World Trade Centers and convincing Georgia to attack Russia. Now it's time for phase 3.

 

[Ash]

Wait, Phase 3? Are you serious?!

 

[The Last Istari]

Of course we're on phase 3.

Where the hell have you been Ash?!

 

[Ash]

Oh snap...

You should probably push that big red button, round about now then.

 

[FamousPker49]

And Phase 2.5 is going well also, our nuclear armament of some volatile countries is going well....

 

[The Last Istari]

No one ever suspected us when we rigged the votes to have Bush elected, this will be so easy, we are unstoppable.

After we fire a nuke at Russia, the world will be thrown into chaos. Then can we take over.

 

[Sansui]

Yay, for not funny.

 

[The Last Istari]

We're the Jury of Awesomeness, your opinion doesn't matter.

Oh wait, you're on the Jury.

Welcome, Comrade Sansui. Care to help with convincing the U.N. that the LHC will create Black Holes and kill us all?

 

[HappyTauren]

Need.... moar.... cookies...

 

[Ash]

FOR THE PURPOSE OF PUBLIC VIEWING: THE JURY'S LAST 2 MEETINGS.

 

[WILL THE ALMIGHTY]

I reject your reality and substitute my own.

 

[Sansui]

Welcome... who are you and why are you here? I don't know you.
The jury doesn't care about the UN because the UN doesn't matter.
The jury would be for the creation of black holes because everyone knows awesomeness can not be destroyed by mere black holes...

ash... a hug for mighty boosh.

 

[The Last Istari]

Sansui, I am become Death, the shatterer of worlds.

 

[Traxamillion]

have* destroyer*

 

[The Last Istari]

There are quite a few variations to the saying.

The one I used is just one of them.

 

[Ash]

So gaiz, nao stage 3 is undah way is it tiem 2 b mind contr00lin ralle an makin him doo our stuffz?

 

[Sansui]

Hahhaha awesome, I can not see my posts on this site when not logged in.
They really are trying to silence me.

 

[Traxamillion]

The Last Istari...

there is no such thing as different versions..its a quote..in history.

anyways..

Im going to an auction to buy a mind control device to make the staff our slaves..hopefully it works.

 

[The Last Istari]

If the radiance of a thousand suns
were to burst into the sky,
that would be like
the splendor of the Mighty One—
I am become Death, the shatterer of Worlds

Robert Jungk's 1958 Brighter than a Thousand Suns.

Then there's the one you know; "I am become death, destroyer of worlds"

So while J. Robert Oppenheimer says destroyer, I just like Shatterer and choose to use it.

 

[Ash]

Sansui, I can see your posts.

 

[Sansui]

your staff. Only staff can see my posts.
Because sam cried to ralle or whatever that i was being mean to her by being honest about the shitty job she is and has been doing.

 

[Captain Griffen]

You were on the global ignore list. Still are; I can't search for any of your posts.

 

[Ash]

Such fucking bullshit, in that case add me to your msn at '[email protected]'.

"We'll plot sum shit an dat."

 

[Sansui]

Hahhaha, none of my resources can be looked at either... but they were approved... odd. This site is sooo fucked up.

 

[Ash]

Sansui,
sansui,
please come and danceui

 

[Shados]

Sansui, Ash, you're Boosh fans? Shit, guys, I have all three seasons on DVD. You should fly down to my house and have some kind of drunken Mighty Boosh marathon.

 

[Ash]

Alright, but no foxes.

 

[Sansui]

All three seasons on DVD! if the plane trip didn't cost me 1k+ I would be up for it.

 

[Shados]

Yeah, every time my sister goes to England (Which is relatively often), I have her buy me any new seasons.

 

[Sansui]

Nice, yea I can't get them here and no one has heard of it.

 

[Captain Griffen]

Fail, Sansui - Fail. Good ol' British comedy > anything anyone else can do.

 

[Sansui]

I love british comedy...

 

[Traxamillion]

I love cookies...

 

[Huurka]

Me too.

 

[Captain Griffen]

*hands out cookies*

 

[PitzerMike]

This group is made of slam.

 

[FamousPker49]

ALERT

The stock market problems here in the U.S. are directly affecting us, those with sufficient amounts of Win. It has been steadily declining, and in danger. We must do something!

 

[Ash]

SOLUTION:

BUY STOCKS NOW! Buy low and hold onto the divident pay out, then when they peak again, just before the next financial crunch, sell sell sell!

You'll be rich!

 

[Huurka]

Invite Squiggy to the group.

Now.

 

[Ash]

Seconded.

Huurka just beaten me too it.

 

[Sansui]

Provide a reason for him to be here. I personally do not like him as he seems to be tracing and calling it HIS art. Until I find proof otherwise I will not like him and find him unworthy of the title awesome.

 

[Ash]

You said he seems to be tracing, so you don't really have evidence that he is. However, I know you're very cynical -- I don't mean that in a bad way, of course; a little cynicism goes a long way these days -- so I won't try and persuade you to look for evidence that he is tracing.

But, I will say that since Squiggy joined the hive he's been a pretty cool guy, he got permabanned along with RSH earlier in the year for talking about 'pornography' -- it was a poor excuse, at best, to ban Raging -- and I got him unbanned because I see him as a fairly interesting person.

The problem is that you, Sansui, are permabanned from the chat. Squiggy is pretty active, and awesome, in there, thus you miss out on the 'main' side of him. I'm sure you'd find him interesting if you got to know him

 

[Traxamillion]

I agree completely with Ash..also you can check his art WIPs if you think hes Tracing

 

[Ash]

On a side note, I noticed that the group was set to public for a bit earlier.

You may want to go through the memberlist and see if any... 'Unwanted' people joined up during that time.

 

[Sansui]

If it was up to me the group would be tiny... you know that.

Sidenote.
I have checked his wips thats the thing that really pushed me to think he is tracing.
And I said I was looking for evidence until i find evidence of either way my conclusion is that he is tracing and "adding" parts.
The quality in his pieces is simply too sporadic to be from one person not to mention that his wips are usually exactly the same quality as his inkings. People DO NOT draw that way.