Jury of Awesomeness auditions

[En_Fuego]

Well your inflated ego leads you to believe your important, so I have a question; How is it you manage to successfully lead a group of idiots all by your self?

I find it ironic that your signature says in beg, red, bold letters the word 'PENIS'

 

[Sergeant Ray]

Got your attention, didn't it?

 

[En_Fuego]

No, but after reading it I realize how powerful your homo-eroticism is.

Griffen, we understand that your social life, and friends list is a void. Please stop trying to make yourself look cool here. If anything, that's the fail.

Why don't you?

 

[Sergeant Ray]

Aww, how cute. Does mommy know you're out all alone? Honestly, why would I try to act like something I'm fighting?

 

[En_Fuego]

Uh, read your posts and tell me you're not trying to act like an internet tough guy.

 

[Steel_Stallion]

Sergeant Ray, you obviously don't get the fucking extended joke that's implied in the social group.

For fucks sake, it's like explaining division to a 4 year old, go die in a pit of erections.
http://www.hiveworkshop.com/forums/members/sergeant+ray/

 

[Dreadnought[dA]]

En Fuego likes staring at penises and little boys.

 

[Sergeant Ray]

Forgive me! I gave an opinion, and the rest of the thread decided to fight back. I reacted in the same way any of you would have.

Tell me, how long have you known me?

Sergeant Ray, you obviously don't get the fucking extended joke that's implied in the social group.

For fucks sake, it's like explaining division to a 4 year old, go die in a pit of erections.

That wasn't very nice D:

 

[Captain Griffen]

Aww, how cute. Does mommy know you're out all alone? Honestly, why would I try to act like something I'm fighting?

If you're going to do ad hominem, at least do so with flair. Alas, unfortunately, the only flair you know of is the sort on your stupid trousers, brought for you by your mother to try and make you look "cool" and "down with the youth", in a hopelessly misguided and doomed mission to try and make you at least partially acceptable to even a tiny part of the human race.

 

[frostwhisper]

Pic related. It's Sergeant Ray and his girlfriend.

 

[Sergeant Ray]

Thus, proving my point.

I'm done.

 

[The Reborn Devil]

"why would I try to act like something I'm fighting?"
Why not? lol.

Shouldn't this thread be closed since no one will be invited to the Jury of Awesomeness anyway.

Ray, using the word "penis" is going a little far I think. Can't you use another word like "Teddy Bear" to get someone's attention. The colour red combined with big letters should be enough.

 

[MySpaceBarBroke]

Forgive me! I gave an opinion, and the rest of the thread decided to fight back.

No, you gave sixteen posts of whining, and the rest of the thread decided to fight back.

I reacted in the same way any of you would have.

Honestly, why would I try to act like something I'm fighting?

Lolwut?

 

[frostwhisper]

shit...Shouldn't this thread be closed since no one will be invited to the Jury of Awesomeness anyway...shit

Who told you that?

 

[Captain Griffen]

Thus, proving my point.

I'm done.

That you post pictures of a guy and a girl and then think that proves anything other than that you either a) Post fake shit, or b) Feel the urge to post pictures of your girlfriend on the net to try and boost your e-peen is very amusing.

 

[The Reborn Devil]

Someone said it a few pages ago and it wasn't hard to guess either.

 

[Dreadnought[dA]]

Everybody is obsessed with penises all of a sudden... Did people come through Hive waving rainbow banners.

 

[MySpaceBarBroke]

Everybody is obsessed with penises all of a sudden... Did people come through Hive waving rainbow banners.

HA HA GAY JOKE YOUR FUNNY
*cue knee-slap*

 

[frostwhisper]

Well. Shados DID give us rainbow cookies back in the day.

 

[errorz]

I am SUPER-1337-UBER-NEAT-COOL-AWESOME-LOGICALAWESOME-DUUUDE!

And the jury should be:

 

[The Reborn Devil]

"Did people come through Hive waving rainbow banners."
No, they came with big signs with an image of a penis.
Lol.

~Thread Closed please?


Edit: Ralle should add some kind of filtering system so words like "penis" will be replaced by other words like "rabbit" and "parrot".

 

[Sergeant Ray]

That you post pictures of a guy and a girl and then think that proves anything other than that you either a) Post fake shit, or b) Feel the urge to post pictures of your girlfriend on the net to try and boost your e-peen is very amusing.

referring to your post, frosty beat me.

No, you gave sixteen posts of whining, and the rest of the thread decided to fight back.

So for me it is considered whining, but for you, it's 'awesome' and 'opinions' and 'facts'?

?

 

[Linaze]

Lol I got my first computer when I was 4, played Commander Keen and Duke Nukem 2D. Boy, that was good times.

 

[The Reborn Devil]

I played Scorched Earth (The mother of all games) when I was 4.

 

[TheDivineBoss]

Is it me or is this thread getting a little bit extremely off-topic?

Either SE and/or close it

 

[Linaze]

Id software also made damn awesome games.

 

[Pyritie]

where the fuck are the damn OT mods

 

[The Reborn Devil]

Fear the power of non-moderatorness!


~Thread Closed

 

[MySpaceBarBroke]

So for me it is considered whining, but for you, it's 'awesome' and 'opinions' and 'facts'?

Well I, as an individual, posted twice in this thread. This post makes it the third. Now, if I were to, say, post a page's worth of angry comments on a thread that supposedly means nothing to me, then it would constitute "whining" as opposed to merely giving an "opinion". I'd also have to supplement it with plenty of insults thrown in every direction, and then play the victim afterwards when everyone makes it clear that they're tired of your shit.

Also, I'd like to take the opportunity to say OT moderation is a total shithole right now, evidently.

 

[Masiah]

Also, I'd like to take the opportunity to say OT moderation is a total shithole right now, evidently.

I think this is the first sensible thing said in this thread.

 

[Sergeant Ray]

Then when the insults keep coming you [BLANK].
Take it like a man? Or does it become a war of telling people that they fail, and that you are awesome and they aren't? What?

 

[The Reborn Devil]

Ralle should make it possible to vote for the closing of a thread.
It would make it easier for the moderators.

 

[Captain Griffen]

Then when the insults keep coming you [BLANK].
Take it like a man? Or does it become a war of telling people that they fail, and that you are awesome and they aren't? What?

I am but a missionary of truth, revealing onto you my glory merely as a foil to your own lack of stature as a man, that you might hope, perhaps, to reach higher; to give what is due to that slimmest of slim chances that somewhere within you resides a seed that might one day grow.

 

[En_Fuego]

you're a loser, go home. you're like the brown people stealing my internet who mow their lawn in a turban

 

[Sergeant Ray]

I am home...?

 

[MySpaceBarBroke]

Then when the insults keep coming you [BLANK].

Well, arguments of a sufficiently stupid nature could initiate trolling.
Otherwise, you could argue back, or you could take the wisest course of action: don't reply. Being that I'm not, in fact, a wise man, but a rather egotistical one, I tend to insult back when someone insults me, but it's really up to you how deep a pile of shit you want to stick yourself in.

 

[The Reborn Devil]

Calm down people.
If you don't have anything useful to say don't say it.

Edit: I need to sleep now. Don't fill this thread with carrots (filtering lol) while I'm asleep.

 

[TheDivineBoss]

It seems a big step, but I like to nominate myself as a OT moderator. The reason why is that the current OT moderators, I quote MSBB nicely: "OT moderation is a total shithole right now". - Are not sufficient to operate fully in this section.

Say aye if you are for and nothing if you are against.

 

[MySpaceBarBroke]

It seems a big step, but I like to nominate myself as a OT moderator. The reason why is that the current OT moderators, I quote MSBB nicely: "OT moderation is a total shithole right now". - Are not sufficient to operate fully in this section.

Say aye if you are for and nothing if you are against.

Sounds like a great idea. Brb, I'm gonna shove a blender into my urethra now.

 

[Pyritie]

Sounds like a great idea. Brb, I'm gonna shove a blender into my urethra now.

can I watch

 

[Masiah]

Make a gif out of it. For Squig's next sig.

 

[TheDivineBoss]

can I watch

Can I watch you then?

 

[Pyritie]

go ahead

 

[Masiah]

Ewww you perv.

 

[MySpaceBarBroke]

The word "perv" is better directed at the person who wants to watch me sticking a blender in my urethra. Or the person who is actually sticking a blender in his urethra, though he has only done so to distract him from the anguish of the thought that TDB would become an OT mod.

 

[Pyritie]

Ewww you perv.

 

[Elenai]

Thread closed.

 

[WILL THE ALMIGHTY]

Most. Succesful. Trolling. Ever.