Jury of Awesomeness auditions

[HFR]

Ivanovna for the Jury! Hail!

 

[LiOneSS]

I can even do Jury art. With real skills and a tablet

 

[HFR]

Jury Art FTW. A new emblem, maybe...

 

[frostwhisper]

I can even do Jury art.

Way ahead of you, lady.

 

[Squiggy]

Uncool..

 

[En_Fuego]

Jury Art FTW. A new emblem, maybe...

My goo!
Precious Goo - Clips - South Park Studios

 

[BearMan]

I'm awesome.

 

[Devine]

I fail and am a retarded douche.
face it, I'm your best candidate ... and will probably be your best member.

 

[Zombie]

*bounche

 

[TheDivineBoss]

I fail and am a retarded douche.
face it, I'm your best candidate ... and will probably be your best member.

Simon doesn't think so.

 

[Gausslander]

I'm awesome.

You're a towel!
p.s. No me.

 

[Sergeant Ray]

So we're holding an audition for a group of idiots that think they're 'cool'?

That's it. I quit.

 

[Gausslander]

So we're holding an audition for a group of idiots that think they're 'cool'?

That's it. I quit.

I taste a hint of unawesome.

 

[frostwhisper]

 

[Sergeant Ray]

I taste a hint of unawesome.

Funny you should say...

 

[frostwhisper]

Funny you should say...

Funny you should say.

 

[Sergeant Ray]

Funny you should say.

Oh hey! You're unbanned? That was a stupid idea.

 

[Steel_Stallion]

This thread wreaks of brown nosers

 

[Sergeant Ray]

This thread wreaks of brown nosers

One up.

 

[frostwhisper]

Oh hey! You're unbanned? That was a stupid idea.

Hey, man. Sorry, k? :/
Just, let's not fight. You're pretty cool ;]

 

[Sergeant Ray]

*Offers Frosty a beer* Now lets discuss your sarcasm...

 

[The_wand_mirror]

Are we done yet?

 

[Sergeant Ray]

That's up to them.

 

[The_wand_mirror]

Are we done yet?

 

[Masiah]

Let's throw a party.

When we are all drunk, let's continue trolling.

Specially Ray.

 

[Joe-black-5]

my drama sense is tingling, I feel some drama approaching this thread
:/ guys try to fight or solve your problems by using Pm's and keep this thread in peace
cause any mistake in this thread may revive old hive wars

 

[Masiah]

This wars will never grow old...

 

[The_wand_mirror]

How about now?

 

[LiOneSS]

*yawn*
You people do realise nobody is getting into the Jury and this is just for the purpose of getting your hopes up and then laughing about you, right?

 

[Masiah]

It's still the perfect excuse to spam the hell out of the off-topic forum.

 

[Sergeant Ray]

*yawn*
You people do realise nobody is getting into the Jury and this is just for the purpose of getting your hopes up and then laughing about you, right?

I'm not trying to get in. I just find it funny that you people honestly think you're 'awesome'.

More so, I could care less what you think of me. I may not be 'awesome' by your corrupt standards, but guess what hon, I'm NORMAL.

 

[TheDivineBoss]

*yawn*
You people do realise nobody is getting into the Jury and this is just for the purpose of getting your hopes up and then laughing about you, right?

True, but you're not them.

 

[~Void~]

Balls.

 

[Captain Griffen]

*yawn*

You all fail. And for the record, I was too busy drinking and having a real social life. Shocking, I know. Now I'm procrastinating from work, though.

 

[Sergeant Ray]

I fail? I was failed... by a fail... a fail that fails... What? Captain Griffen, you make no sense..?

 

[Captain Griffen]

I fail? I was failed... by a fail... a fail that fails... What? Captain Griffen, you make no sense..?

Yes. Yes, you were failed by a fail - yourself. You have no one else to blame, really.

 

[TheDivineBoss]

If you fail to fail you actually succeeded right?

 

[Sergeant Ray]

Yes Griffen failed to fail by failing. Wow.

 

[Masiah]

 

[Captain Griffen]

If you fail to fail you actually succeeded right?

That assumes that he was trying to fail and failed at it. Since this would make him a fail, it is thus impossible to thus avoid him being fail.

 

[Sergeant Ray]

If I fail, then I need to stop reading Griffens posts. The influence rubs off.

 

[The Reborn Devil]

This thread has been spammed heavily
Why can't those people who think they are awesome create their own group called something like: "Jury of people that think they are Awesome" instead of spamming the hell out of this thread, proving that they are not awesome?

PS: I have four posts somewhere in this thread, but those weren't attempts of joining the Jury, it was just for the lulz.

 

[Steel_Stallion]

The influence precious gems off?

What?

 

[TheDivineBoss]

+ x + = +
+ x - = -
- x + = -
- x - = +

 

[Sergeant Ray]

Oops... fixed.

 

[frostwhisper]

And for the record, I was too busy drinking and having a real social life. Shocking, I know.

I actually AM shocked.

 

[Captain Griffen]

If I fail, then I need to stop reading Griffens posts. The influence rubs off.

Don't worry, Awesome isn't contagious. Your fail is totally safe and secure within you.

PS: I have four posts somewhere in this thread, but those weren't attempts of joining the Jury, it was just for the lulz.

You know, you may as well put up a banner saying, "I want in on the Jury and think they're stupid enough not to see through my ruse".

We're not.

 

[Sergeant Ray]

Well your inflated ego leads you to believe your important, so I have a question; How is it you manage to successfully lead a group of idiots all by your self?

 

[Captain Griffen]

Well your inflated ego leads you to believe your important, so I have a question; How is it you manage to successfully lead a group of idiots all by your self?

I don't lead the Hive, so your question is flawed. I accept the implicit truth, however, that my awesomenss is a beacon for all of you to aspire to, giving you a false vision of my 'leadership' of this hellhole.

 

[Sergeant Ray]

Griffen, we understand that your social life, and friends list is a void. Please stop trying to make yourself look cool here. If anything, that's the fail.