If you meet a Genie...

[Jargalhurts]

If you ever meet a Genie that could make your 3 wishes come true, what 3 wishes you would like to be granted? (Excuse my poor english)
Note: you can't wish for more wishes or anything that leads to more wishes

 

[Skycraft]

My first wish would be for a life's worth of money. Money is everything.

My second wish would be for eternal youth, so I can retain my young and sexy looks.

My third wish is that I would be a wizard that can do anything.

 

[rcshaggy]

Here are my wishes, and if you don't like them, then too bad.

1. Be the most powerful wizard of the whole damn world. Jafar you old fool of a dook.

2. Make a order of strong allied people and rule the Earth, and bring peace to all who need it and would ally with us into a age of sanctuary.

3. Become immortal and help humanity with its troubles.

 

[-Peper-]

1. Money
2. Have a handsome face.
3. Be a genius.

 

[Wazzz]

My first wish would be to have the powers of the genie without being bound to the lamp or a master.

My second wish would be for the genie's freedom.

My third wish would be that the genie has to fight to the death against Chuck Norris for my viewing pleasure.

 

[Dionesiist]

Obviously the most logical thing to do would be to wish for more genies.

 

[Wazzz]

Considered that, but that kind of falls within wishing for something that leads to more wishes. So why not just wish for the genie's powers like me? That doesn't lead to more wishes, you can just do whatever the fuck you want without limitation! =D

 

[chilla_killa]

Bend down genie!! Wish is wish!!

 

[Narrat0r]

If it was Genie from Alladin, I wouldn't wish for anything, I'd hang out with him all the time.

 

[takakenji]

my first wish would be to remove the shit from my pants i just shat after encountering a genie

 

[Nuclear]

1. Be admin in real life, so I could spawn items and ban people.

2. I don't need moar wishes since I could do anything as admin.

3. I don't need moar wishes since I could do anything as admin.

 

[Ironside]

1. Smartest man on the world
2. Use this to become the richest in the world
3. Last but not least, make myself be loved by all the good girls

Problem Life?

 

[Super-Sheep]

1. Smartest man on the world
2. Use this to become the richest in the world
3. Last but not least, make myself be loved by all the good girls

Problem Life?

Techinally 2. isnt a wish then?..

And btw: http://www.explosm.net/comics/2243/

 

[MGCǂSpectre]

I think I look handsome enough, so I would say:

1. To be immortal (that means healthy too), nothing to be able to stop it.
2. To be young forever.
3. To have trillions of money.

 

[Devine]

1) Cutest man ever
2) Get through school without failing, without studying
3) more genies.

 

[Ironside]

Techinally 2. isnt a wish then?..

And btw: http://www.explosm.net/comics/2243/

It is, just makes it easier to succeed at it, not having to do anything

 

[MortAr]

1. Become God

 

[Tleno]

1. To always be lucky. Exactly, physical, mental or whatever strenght is something I wouldn't change, and since luck is something completely random and I can't effect it, I choose luck.
2. So iPhones and other "luxurious" junk like that would be completely free and everyone would have them.
3. Word Duck to have F instead of D. Just for lulz.

 

[The Quacker]

1. Endless amount of *420*.
2. I have the power to stop time.
3. I can never die, or decay.

 

[Animalpower]

1.Everyone will live at least 120
2.Eliminating pollution, scarcity and healing nature as it was before the man
3.No wars, no hunger and no money

 

[Oziris]

I'd wish to:
1. Control gravity.
2. Immortality.
3. I don't need it so I'm probably going to go with, give a lot of money to the poor and homeless.

This beats all.

 

[Wazzz]

I'd wish to:
1. Control gravity.
2. Immortality.
3. I don't need it so I'm probably going to go with, give a lot of money to the poor and homeless.

This beats all.

No it doesn't, you could do as I did (use one wish to have the same powers as the genie without being bound to any master and without being bound to a lamp) or as MortAr did (become a god). From there you could give yourself any power you want as you'd be able to shape everything, including yourself, to your will.

 

[Nightblade]

1.Immortality
2.steal all others wishes
3.prevent others from stealing my wishes

 

[Joe-black-5]

3. I can never die, or decay.

Check Micheal Jackson

 

[Oziris]

Becoming a genie means more wishes witch is restricted by the thread "rules". Oh and a genie cant grant a wish to himself, only to others and that's his only power. So yea, mine beats all.

Do you know what means controlling the gravity? You cant lift your freaking finger up when I push you to the ground so hard that you burn yourself in the earth's core or I could toss you into the orbit and move every freaking obstacle including planets around, make the gravity so high around me that if anything tries to attack me it will automatically stop in a moment and with my immortality I cannot die and I could breath in space=win

Oh and I would change my last wish to something really cool

3) To never feel full so I'll be able to eat every day, every hour, every minute without getting full...mmmm....*drooling*

 

[Chizume]

1. Be the most powerful wizard of the whole damn world.

One fireball and you'd be the most powerful wizard in the world. Because last time I checked there weren't any wizards at all (;

My three wishes would be;

• Immortality (obviously including eternal youth and the ability to end my life whenever I feel like it, if I grow tired of living etc)
  As I live forever I have some time to earn money and etc, just having money must be dull because then there is nothing to work toward.
• Control physics (the ability to customize and edit the natural physics as we know them. Changing gravity or making gold from water for instance)
  Now I can create anything.
• Godspeed (Move with extreme swiftness for however long I want)
  Because I'm immortal it doesn't really matter if I fly through space and collide with a star for instance, I wouldn't die from the impact nor the lack of air anyhow.

 

[Xarwin]

I'd only had one wish.
I'd wish infinite wishes and I got nothing to worry about.

 

[Ironside]

He said that you can't wish for more wishes...

 

[Tleno]

Yes, that's a genie rule number one.
Oh, also as I heard genies ussually make fu
n of their masters by making the wish come true in not exactly the way their masters wanted. Like you want a chest with endless gold, but instead you get a completely unopenable chest that has endless gold because nobody can take away any of it.

And genies have their own powers if they get freed, they can do some magic like build palace out of nothing and obliterate entire cities.

 

[Xarwin]

Oh crap I didn't got that.

Well... I'd wish you all died.

1. Make me able to warp to different places, also dimensions.
2. Make me someone which can heal (and from) death.
3. You're free genie.

 

[Cihparg]

Wish not to wish wishing.
That's three wishes, see?

 

[Tleno]

Well according to genie logic, they can just make everyone undead or just make everyone look dead to you. Unless he actually got mood to fulfill your wish.

 

[Joe-black-5]

1- Free me from the cave where I found the lamp
2- Make me a prince called Ali Ababwa
3- Genie your Fre.. wait, I want a monkey, a red parrot and a magical walking talking carpet.

 

[Crazed_seal2]

Umm.

I would wish for:


1. Eternal Life,
2. Infinite Knowledge
3. A genie that grants me Infinite Wishes

No.3 is technically not wishing for wishes, it is rather wishing for a genie with unlimited wishes. So YA Muahahahaha

Due to No.2 though, Infinite Knowledge would mean I would know how to destroy the universe with one tiny movement of my pinkie? Or to create stars using toilet paper? Or even grant all the people on Earth to win the same lottery and them only getting 5 cents?

Who knows, I would if I had Infinite Knowledge, although I would possibly go insane? But I would figure a way not to go insane? Or I would figure a way around that to go insane? And maybe I would find a way to divide 0 by 0?

Uh....
Woops I went alittle offtopic but meh.

 

[Tleno]

1- Free me from the cave where I found the lamp
2- Make me a prince called Ali Ababwa
3- Genie your Fre.. wait, I want a monkey, a red parrot and a magical walking talking carpet.

And how will you get cash? Oh right, you can just sell Disney the rights to make a cartoon about you....

 

[Joe-black-5]

And how will you get cash? Oh right, you can just sell Disney the rights to make a cartoon about you....

or sue them.

 

[Narogog]

well, i would wish to
1) be infinitely smart
2) be infinitely wise
3) be a sorcerer as defined by me

1 because if you were infinitely smart you would know everything, because you could figure out everything really fast, thereby know everything and be infinitely wise because that way i would understand everything,
and be a sorcerer because that would just plain be awesome

 

[GhostThruster]

1. Force Bungie to continue the Halo games
2. Force Ensemble studios to get back together and make Halo Wars 2
3. Create my own personal MJOLNIR armor

 

[Aschy]

First I think I would wish for the eradication of all weapons or Ironman's suit of armor to go fuck up all the Armies. Second I would wish for all diseases to be wiped off the earth. Anddd Thirdd, I'd wish for Global Warming t.. I'd wish for a big ol' fucking island.

 

[ike_ike]

1) Cutest man ever
2) Get through school without failing, without studying
3) more genies.

i've granted your first wish

 

[Direfury]

1.) Control of magnetism. Srsly, if someone has enough iron in their diet, I can piss them off all I want, they'd never lay a finger on me.
2.) Never get tired of the 'Stop hitting yourself' thing.
3.) Everyone else had lots of iron in their diets.