Holy shit, diablo 3 secret message

[cynicaldemon]

As a matter of fact, this was written by a friend of mine; Nevereon.

It was originally posted here:
d2jsp Forums -> ~ Within Lies The True Secret Of Diablo ~

That was September 2008, and people are still copying it. Quite hilarious actually

Oh, and he admitted to trolling - anyone who fell for it is just.. cute ^^

 

[M4stah]

I bet a on 9/9/9 a Diablo 3 secretly appears in the shops, and when you try to install it saysont trust the internet you idiot

 

[The_wand_mirror]

This

I kind of agree with that, is sounds awesome but pix or gtfo!

 

[Hakeem]

As a matter of fact, this was written by a friend of mine; Nevereon.

[...]

Oh, and he admitted to trolling

Aside from copying it, has anyone done anything remotely "funny"?

 

[thelifelessone]

As a matter of fact, this was written by a friend of mine; Nevereon.

It was originally posted here:
d2jsp Forums -> ~ Within Lies The True Secret Of Diablo ~

That was September 2008, and people are still copying it. Quite hilarious actually

Oh, and he admitted to trolling - anyone who fell for it is just.. cute ^^

Meh. My post was ancient... Now, this seems fake to me.

lol'd hard to anyone who (still) thinks this is true...

 

[GnoobSauce]

I hope Blizz releases this bitch on 09/09/09 just to make this guy look like a fucking hero; or better yet, 09/10/09 to prove his idiocy.

 

[splashy5]

I could do this its not hard to make a ring with the same stats and it would take like 5 min to put Gnaw Fold on it in yellow......POINT IS HoaX

 

[HappyCockroach]

Only an idiot like me will create a character and put this Gnaw Fold thingy in it to test if the bug actually happens. If so, it was completely intentional.
If I was a game developer, I'd surely do things like that. =P

 

[Hashjie]

sorry to dissapoint you guys... But this is not real...

That's were you are wrong. In diablo II "normal" difficulty has PRECISLY 34300 Hit points ( 8575 being exactly 25% of his health!)

Arreat Summit has it's hit points in a table... his true hit points are:
13818

found here:
http://classic.battle.net/diablo2exp/monsters/act4-diablo.shtml

also:
this is what I got from the ATMA drop calculator for droprate of the dol rune:

(based of no mf, no party and only you in a game in hell against diablo... After beating him more then once ofcourse But if you haven't beated him before the droprate will be 1:3431 which also isn't the same..)

probability:
1 : 3926

name:
Diablo - [H]

area:
The Chaos Sanctuary - {mlvl 94}

They're three difficulties on d2 'Normal', 'Nightmare' and 'Hell' In the "Hell" mode of diablo lod, diablo has a 0.05575% chance of dropping a Dol rune.

Myth Busted! lol

(for those who don't want to do the simple math: 1:3926=0,025471% and 1:3431=0,029146%)

EDIT: found another thing:

here is the patch v1.07 description:
http://diablo.wikia.com/wiki/Patch_1.07_(Diablo_II)

at the bottom there is something where you should pay attention to...
Attention

• Player can no longer steal Life/Mana from certain monster types.
• Names of pre-existing Rare Items have changed. However, the item properties have not.
• The maximum damage of Enhanced Damage items may change 1-3 points.
• The damage of many items has been increased.
• Items with one or two sockets may gain an additional socket.
• After patching, newly-discovered Set and Unique items will have additional level requirements.
• Level requirements have not changed for Classic Set items (those discovered in the original Diablo II).

It says on the second part: Names of pre-existing Rare Items have changed. However, the item properties have not.

And what the guy who made up the story claimed to say is:

Gnaw Fold - Unique ring stats:
Attack rating +25
Vitality +7
Life +7
Energy +7
Mana +7

*notice the word Unique instead of Rare

there probably wasn't such ring and if there was there wouldn't be such a error with it because the ring is a unique one and not a rare one... They said in patch v1.07 that some rare items have changed from name which doesn't include unique ones So no reason for an error... It's all made up (even though it's an impressive story XD)

OW b.t.w....

This was Posted By Hashjie...
So no body can claime they wrote it theirselves -.-" Just like the story that guy made up

 

[Doron]

But, when you turn 09/09/09 upside down, YOU GET 666! OMG! Then when you halve that it's 333. Then when you eat the 3rd 3 you are left with 33, wait you noticed all those 3s in that ONE SENTENCE!? 1+3=4! 4 is the number of races in Warcraft 3! Wait... Warcraft 3 was made by Blizzard AND SO WAS Diablo 1 AND 2! 1+2+3=5! Blizzard has said there would be 5 classes in Diablo 3! You all know what this mean!? D3 will release in 03/01/05!

No sir, this is NO coincidence!

I majorly lol'd.

However, I still believe this will be true. if I was to see the crash happen, I would say it would be 9/9/09. The hex number is correct though, I looked up the translator and it does say diablo 3 9/9/09, it's just a matter of if the crash message is real or not.

Btw, open the link. Blizzard deleted his post. Dun dun dunnnnnn.....

EVEN IF, all this was untrue, here is what one site says.

http://www.maxfreak.com/diablo3/archives/diablo-3-release-date

 

[HappyCockroach]

The hash is not the problem, the problem is that this error isn't true at all.

 

[StormWarriors2]

lol wow this has been an exictiful event also diablo 2 did have lots of glitches as we all know -.-. I have never encountered that item instead i found AzureWraith -.- and Griswald's Weapon and almost all of the unquie items. and i have never encounter that item its retarded to talk about it just like wtf? blizzard doesn't hide due dates well they did for one game but any way. Diablo 2 is like 10 to 8 years old they didn't know they were going to make a Diablo 3. That part of the company was shut down -.-.

 

[cynicaldemon]

I majorly lol'd.

However, I still believe this will be true. if I was to see the crash happen, I would say it would be 9/9/09. The hex number is correct though, I looked up the translator and it does say diablo 3 9/9/09, it's just a matter of if the crash message is real or not.

Btw, open the link. Blizzard deleted his post. Dun dun dunnnnnn.....

EVEN IF, all this was untrue, here is what one site says.

http://www.maxfreak.com/diablo3/archives/diablo-3-release-date

Then you sir or madame, have been fooled

I was with the guy who posted the original thread (Nevereon) at the time he made it. We came up with the idea together when we were both tired on msn

Msn logs are as follow:

(22:09) LiVam: odlllllllllllll
(22:09) LiVam: old
(22:09) Nevereon :: gabe: ;;D;D;D
(22:09) LiVam: dol
(22:09) LiVam: lod
(22:09) LiVam: odl
(22:09) Nevereon :: gabe: no shit
(22:09) LiVam: DOL
(22:09) Nevereon :: gabe: still win
(22:09) Nevereon :: gabe: DOL RUNE
(22:09) LiVam: LORD OF DEstRUDCTIon
(22:09) LiVam: DOl
(22:09) LiVam: RUNE
(22:09) LiVam: OLD
(22:09) Nevereon :: gabe: OMFG
(22:09) Nevereon :: gabe: ITS
(22:09) LiVam: LOLD
(22:09) Nevereon :: gabe: LIKE
(22:09) Nevereon :: gabe: THAT MOVI
(22:09) LiVam: YA
(22:09) Nevereon :: gabe: DAVINCI
(22:09) LiVam: Not seen it
(22:09) Nevereon :: gabe: THA SECRET IN LOD LIES WITHIN THE DOL
(22:09) LiVam: Ooo
(22:09) LiVam: Maybe d3 release
(22:10) Nevereon :: gabe: lmfao
(22:10) LiVam: it says on bottom right corner of dol rune
(22:10) LiVam: Ima make a topic
(22:10) LiVam: you gonna spam it
(22:10) Nevereon :: gabe: dol rune + lod expention in cube = portal to d3



In the end, he created a thread on D2jsp, because I never got around to doing it myself. I'm glad he did aswell, his was a lot more epic than anything I could've imagined

Logs:

Session Start: 16 September 2008
(23:22) Nevereon :: gabe: http://forums.d2jsp.org/index.php?showtopic=23609122&f=68&st=0#entry137378624
(23:22) Nevereon :: gabe: ULTIMATE
(23:22) Nevereon :: gabe: TROLL
(23:22) Nevereon :: gabe: IN THE HISTORY
(23:22) Nevereon :: gabe: OF ULTIMATE
(23:22) Nevereon :: gabe: TROLLS
(23:24) LiVam: LOOOOOOl
(23:24) LiVam: goes in my profile
(23:24) Nevereon :: gabe: HAHAHHA
(23:24) Nevereon :: gabe: <3
(23:24) LiVam: :$
(23:24) Nevereon :: gabe: I cant wait for answers
(23:24) Nevereon :: gabe: I wrote so much lmfao
(23:24) Nevereon :: gabe: such BULLSHIT.
(23:24) Nevereon :: gabe: just made everything up.
(23:24) LiVam: xD
(23:25) Nevereon :: gabe: hahhahha
(23:25) Nevereon :: gabe: I got WAY too much time on my hands
(23:25) LiVam: don't we all?
(23:25) LiVam: ;p
(23:26) Nevereon :: gabe: lol
(23:26) LiVam: LolskiLollercoastingLollzkcookieslolololpingulololololilol'dyoujustgotlolledlolololololololololl000llawllewll4wl?
(23:26) LiVam: lol
(23:26) LiVam: people are actually reading?
(23:26) LiVam: XD
(23:28) LiVam: NeoPetzKid
(23:28) LiVam: LOLOL
(23:30) Nevereon :: gabe: HAHHAAH
(23:30) Nevereon :: gabe: xD
(23:32) Nevereon :: gabe: absolutely fascinating if this really is true

I still can't believe it^^
(23:32) Nevereon :: gabe: OMG
(23:33) LiVam: LOOl
(23:33) Nevereon :: gabe: HAHAHAHHHAHAHHAHA
(23:33) Nevereon :: gabe: OMGGFg
(23:33) Nevereon :: gabe: asdasdasd
(23:33) LiVam: naice, VERY NAICE!!!
(23:33) Nevereon :: gabe: I GOT A PM
(23:33) Nevereon :: gabe: HAHAHA
(23:33) LiVam: hahahaha!
(23:33) Nevereon :: gabe: fascinating report smile.gif

could you name the source where you found out about the exact number of health for bosses?
(23:33) Nevereon :: gabe: dumbfucks
(23:33) Nevereon :: gabe: xD
(23:36) Nevereon :: gabe: If this is legit: this is awesome.

If this is just a well played joke: it is still awesome.

10/10
(23:36) Nevereon :: gabe: xD
(23:44) Nevereon :: gabe: wow
(23:44) LiVam: xD
(23:44) Nevereon :: gabe: 21 Members:
(23:44) LiVam: lololol
(23:45) Nevereon :: gabe: hahhahah
(23:45) Nevereon :: gabe: never question ur master
(23:45) Nevereon :: gabe: XD
(23:46) LiVam: ,D;D
(23:46) Nevereon :: gabe: lol
(23:46) LiVam: LolskiLollercoastingLollzkcookieslolololpingulololololilol'dyoujustgotlolledlolololololololololl000llawllewll4wl?
(23:47) LiVam: LOL
(23:47) LiVam: PEOPLE TAKING IT SERIOUSLY
(23:47) LiVam: MAN
(23:47) LiVam: IF I HADN'T MISSPELLED
(23:47) LiVam: WE WOULDN'T HAVE OWNAGE TOPIC ON D2JSP
(23:50) LiVam: SNOWFOX
(23:50) Nevereon :: gabe: hhaha
(23:50) Nevereon :: gabe: hahha
(23:50) Nevereon :: gabe: truee
(23:50) Nevereon :: gabe: xD
(23:50) Nevereon :: gabe: I should start trolling more
(23:50) LiVam: xDD



And that my friends, is how the dol rune conspiracy began.
And yes, "LiVam" is me on d2jsp. I was banned for copying and pasting a story written by the forum admin in a private message. For some reason they don't support free speech over there

Anyway. Hope someone finds this amusing. I can't tell you guys how much you all make me laugh with your responses. And you just haveto love the internet for this kind of thing ^^

Here is some more from the following day:

Session Start: 17 September 2008
(20:30) Nevereon :: gabe: http://forums.d2jsp.org/index.php?showtopic=23609122&f=68&st=150#entry137494130
(20:30) Nevereon :: gabe: 2363 views
(20:30) Nevereon :: gabe: 159 replies
(20:30) Nevereon :: gabe: lmfao.
(20:30) Nevereon :: gabe: Theres some faggy flamer claiming that I copy pastad someone elses stuff. Apparently someone copied my thing and posted it on another forum with a diffrent gmt to make it look as if it was posted before.
(20:30) Nevereon :: gabe: What dumbasses.
(20:33) LiVam has changed his/her status to Online
(20:36) LiVam: lol @ your still running topic
(20:36) Nevereon :: gabe: yea
(20:36) Nevereon :: gabe: xD


At this point we figured it would be locked. A few days passed:


Session Start: 22 September 2008
(19:41) Nevereon :: gabe: EHE.
(19:41) Nevereon :: gabe: 14k view thread is epic


More days passed


Session Start: den 12 november 2008
(20:13) Nevereon :: gabe: http://forums.d2jsp.org/index.php?showtopic=23609122&f=68&st=1300#entry151929269
(20:13) Nevereon :: gabe:
Views: 46933 Replies: 1313
(20:13) Nevereon :: gabe: Holy shyt that thread is still alive
(20:13) Nevereon :: gabe: lmfao
(20:14) Nevereon :: gabe: I bet like 100 of the posts are mine lol
(20:14) LiVam: that's fucking sick
(20:14) Nevereon :: gabe: Yeah.
(20:14) Nevereon :: gabe: Some mod must have the hots for me D;


There are more logs, but they sorta get less and less interesting
Still, it was great fun while it lasted, and whenever I find threads like these I send them to Nevereon so we can laugh at them together.


Thanks for reading

LiVam/Cynicaldemon

 

[PaperJack]

Diablo in Diablo I has 1,666 hit points on the default difficulty, said by
http://diablo.wikia.com/wiki/Lord_of_Terror#ixzz0Jp27a19w&C

 

[Svenn]

first of the dol thing is true when u hit diablo with a dol socket in a wep it does make him flee i made my friend die cuz of that he was mad xD and the date isnt because look blizzard couldnt even know if they do a diablo 3 and wat if he didint have a pain in the ass finding that wat if he just was high when he wroght that he was maybe an hex pro and knew how to wright diablo 3 09/09/09 ??

 

[Velmarshal]

Who would say that Diablo 3 can't get any more awesome?

 

[Anachron]

 

[Serbianbeast]

ahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!! DDDD
Good one

 

[Ba1100n.Boi]

Not that I believe this, but...
I'm going to either 1), laugh really hard or 2), be scared shitless if for whatever reason Diablo III really is released on 09/09/09...

 

[bebop]

 

[AlexM]

Interesting theory of mine:

What IF this guy was hired by blizz itself to spread the hoax and thus hype everyone?

 

[NearbyHermit]

Hmmm,interesting Diablo satanic theory!

 

[Craka_J]

Instead of making this so complex, he could have just skipped to the part where the game crashes and gives an error code which was actually a hex code. The rest was pretty much irrelevant information to be honest.

 

[Maazing]

The maker of that wall of text actually said himself at a forum where he originally posted it (think it had over 400 pages or something) that this is not true, and he made it just for fun.

 

[HappyCockroach]

People like to believe what's unbelievable. That's why this thread has 5 pages.

 

[Joss]

So true....

Well, I'm off my on crusade to go find more conspiracy theories as part of my craze to go do or find stuff related to thigns of this nature after I see them

 

[darkro90]

its pass 090909 and still, diablo 3 not released....


so yeah, my theory suck

 

[Anachron]

its pass 090909 and still, diablo 3 not released....
so yeah, my theory suck

Or maybe, Blizzard just read your theory and thought:
Ok, lets play a joke, and delay it.

Its just a theory, so don't count on it, lol.

 

[oh_snap]

Blizzard. Does. Not. Keep. Release. Dates. It's happen for every game they've released, and that's why they wait to say what the release date will be. Even when they announce it, they will delayed it later on.

~Snap

 

[CloudWolf]

According to PC Gamer, The release date is 2011 sometime

2010 being reserved for SC2 off course

 

[NearbyHermit]

True!

Altough they could work a bit faster,but to be honest,I wish of a 2012 release,just to perfect it.

 

[ShadowStorm]

wow...thats actually interesting, never read that before hmm....awesome, you can purposely crash your game!

and...after a bit of searching, I have found no pictures of the error message nor a article of the ring in the wiki. hmm.

 

[Anachron]

wow...thats actually interesting, never read that before hmm....awesome, you can purposely crash your game!

and...after a bit of searching, I have found no pictures of the error message nor a article of the ring in the wiki. hmm.

You can't find it?

I CnPed one sentence, here are the results on google: result.

Edit: This is actually only a bad joke! You can read it here

 

[darkro90]

According to PC Gamer, The release date is 2011 sometime

2010 being reserved for SC2 off course

praise to be the light my favorite map maker posted on this stupid theory

forget what i say, this theory rocks

 

[oh_snap]

According to PC Gamer, The release date is 2011 sometime

2010 being reserved for SC2 off course

I'm having a hell of a time finding the source, but I could've sworn somewhere it stated that Activision part of Activision-Blizzard decided to have a release date as 2011, not Blizzard itself. Not to mention, Blizzard almost always announces releases dates 2 years prior the game being released.

~Snap

 

[CloudWolf]

I'm having a hell of a time finding the source, but I could've sworn somewhere it stated that Activision part of Activision-Blizzard decided to have a release date as 2011, not Blizzard itself. Not to mention, Blizzard almost always announces releases dates 2 years prior the game being released.

~Snap

If we use SC2 as a model, we can expect Diablo III in 2013 if we're lucky

 

[NearbyHermit]

If we use SC2 as a model, we can expect Diablo III in 2013 if we're lucky

Absolutely no way,I'm certain that Blizzard finished many of their esteemed projects,but they are cutting out the release,probably for testing or just comercial teasing.

I really wish Diablo 3 will be released in 2012/2013,for perfection issues.