[Good] Concept Art Contest - Christmas Eve

[AIagremm]

Oh, cyanide. That's even better. Works faster I must say.

 

[Deleted member 212788]

Nope, It was some kind of coffee, I think the one that's made from cat poo

 

[AIagremm]

Meh, good enough.

 

[Deleted member 212788]

Actually, if I recall correctly, it's a delicacy . Anyway, that probably explains Bern's burning ambition to reenact the SAW movie.

 

[Bernkastel]

Eh..?

 

[AIagremm]

It's boring here.

 

[Bernkastel]

So you've noticed ?

 

[AIagremm]

Shall we?

 

[Bernkastel]

Just say the word.

 

[AIagremm]

It's tea time!

 

[Bernkastel]

Oh.. I thought you were going to..
Nevermind.

 

[Deleted member 212788]

You guys want the microwave powered?

 

[AIagremm]

What? What were you thinking?

Ew, microwave tea is gross.

 

[Bernkastel]

Forget it...

 

[Deleted member 212788]

Then, . . . well, I can't power a flamethrower

 

[Bernkastel]

Oh, yes. There was something that I forgot to show everyone.
It's rather important actually.
*A scroll pops into her hand and she opens it so it can be inspected*

Once again, it'll be big.

What do you think, everyone?

 

[AIagremm]

Marvelous. Nothing beats eldtrich paperwork.

 

[kari0003]

*Enters room, sees the contract.*
Impressing, really but it cant be real. I can tell you. In such evil contracts the stain must be glowing or smoking. This one is not even hot.
You must've been screwed little miss.
*Scrubs his stomach satisfied*

 

[Bernkastel]

You know nothing of the Outer Gods, child of man.

 

[AIagremm]

The power of paperwork compels you! The power of paperwork compels you!

 

[kari0003]

Well, dont tell me i didnt notice you.

By the way, i found an underground lake, with hot water in it at the place of the accident i was going to. Some of the elves tried it, and they said it was awesome. Do you want to try it?

 

[AIagremm]

We won't try it. We'll take it.

 

[kari0003]

Elves are already building a fleet to defend it against the unknown enemy. I gave them 1 hour freetime because of the accident, and yet they started to build ships. What foolish elves, they always have to work on something, they cant just sit and rest.

 

[AIagremm]

Building ships. In a thermal underground lake. I bet that will end just great.

 

[Bernkastel]

A foolish errand.

 

[Amargaard]

BernKastel, the drawing looks good, but the idea of getting rid of Christmas.. no thanks, Santa's living room is getting cozier and cozier, and removing Christmas eve would make it all a big waste of time :C

Thirteenth WiP

 

[Bernkastel]

But you've misunderstood. It shall be replaced with a more fitting celebration.

 

[kari0003]

Maybe they thought they will find more awash tunnels. *makes a shrug* Who knows. They dont think as normal human beings.

Well, i'll just go find my swimsuit, because i want a biiiiig bath.

 

[David]

You guyz have been chating to freaking long!

 

[Amargaard]

It's the Christmas spirit that makes us kind and talkative, you should try it - oh and perhaps get yourself another avatar, you still look kinda evil to me :b

@Bern: More fitting? And what exactly do you mean by that?

 

[Bernkastel]

It shall become R'lyehmas, together.. We shall be chanting the rites of Yog-sothoth.

 

[AIagremm]

Iä! Iä!

 

[Deleted member 212788]

*Stares for some time* Can't we just set the paper a blaze in the fireplace?

 

[Bernkastel]

That cannot be done.
For it has been sealed with the Elder Sign.

 

[kari0003]

A fake Elder Sign.
I be going to the pool now. Anybody coming?

 

[Deleted member 212788]

Elder heh? Then, HE CAN DO IT!

Reveal!

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[Bernkastel]

Fools, you act against the word of Nyarlathotep.

 

[Deleted member 212788]

Nonsense, we act in the name of Santa!

 

[Vengeancekael]

David, changing sides would count as betrayal and give you a 20% reward penalty.

 

[AIagremm]

What penalthy does becoming neutral give?

 

[Bernkastel]

K-kael, do you think the way they act towards me is rightful? I mean.. I do not deserve this kind of treatment!

 

[Deleted member 212788]

Penalty? why? for converting the enemy's minions?

 

[Bernkastel]

You do not see the world, as it should be seen.
Infidels like you should not see the end of this world, you shall make great gifts for Father Dagon.

 

[Deleted member 212788]

If by father dragon you mean Santa, sure

 

[AIagremm]

Er'kh'seth! She said Dagon, not dragon.

 

[Bernkastel]

*Begins to cry and goes to hug Alagremm*
They're mean!

 

[AIagremm]

Didn't you say you weren't a child? And yes. Yes they are.
*Takes out the contract out of the robe*
Manuscripts do not burn.

 

[Deleted member 212788]

You sure? Let's give it a bath in gasoline and then we can try?

 

[AIagremm]

Let's try out your legitimacy in the same way.

 

[David]

How sad...Ok I am with evil then,.... too bad