[Mania] Concept Art Contest - Mania

[Bernkastel]

Not even if I ask nicely?

 

[Amargaard]

Anus equals to butt-hole, simple as that.

 

[Deleted member 212788]

Don't take it personal Bernkastel-san, but I that's the last thing I'd want to be doing now plus, Amargaard already explained it.

 

[Bernkastel]

It's not -san!
And why would you have not wanted to do it? You could've taken a hand grenade and stick it up his buttocks!

 

[Paillan]

yeah, i think david doesn´t now the meaning of anus. Anyway, in school here they talk to you about this in a rather traumatical way at the innocent age of 13, so you don´t leave a girl pregnant whit 15 or 16 and you ruin her and meaby yours life. That wasn´t traumatical for me, my parents were more open minded and they didn´t ever talked about the baby-bringing-bird. They yust said the truth, when i was... 8?

 

[Bernkastel]

Only people that are retarded tell their children about a bird.
Now I've had enough of this anus -talk in here!
Scatter!

 

[Paillan]

prepare
UrAnus

 

[Bernkastel]

Done, what next?

 

[Deleted member 212788]

Paillan, well. In my school that didn't stop them so . . . yeah.

 

[David]

But bernkastel you dont have an anus you have a --

 

[Bernkastel]

I'm pretty sure I have an anus. Actually pretty damn sure, I can stick my finger in it.

 

[Paillan]

emm, yes, in fact... all humans have anus :/ nor only woman.

 

[Vengeancekael]

David stahp what are you doing. Even though you're 12, you should know that everyone has an anus. Halt! No, you did not come out of your mother's anus. Now, lets not go to that subject anymore.

 

[Paillan]

yes, enought about david´s lack of human anatomy structure.

 

[David]

Paillan your english is bad and you should feel bad Now go away ;-; You hurt my feelings.

 

[Paillan]

skulls have feelings?

 

[Deleted member 212788]

David, Paillan's english skills are irrelevant. And to be fair, you brought it up so don't complain.

 

[Paillan]

pollo=chicken
repollo=rechicken
._.

 

[Deleted member 212788]

Not helping here Paillan. . .

 

[AIagremm]

Los Pollos Hermannos

 

[kari0003]

Deathly Stroke tried to get away.

WIP

 

[Bernkastel]

He doesn't like being called that!

 

[AIagremm]

Hehehe. Stroke.

 

[Paillan]

smoke weed everyday (8)
althought yeah, who would like to call himself like that?
wingardium leviusAHH

 

[Deleted member 212788]

Kari man, I've said it in a lot of threads now. Call me Don or DonS, whatever you want . Also, where's my toaster I was hiding in?

 

[Bernkastel]

Legion King is probably using it for his own toasts now.

 

[Deleted member 212788]

Darn, now I have to find another appliance to hide in.

 

[Bernkastel]

You can hide in me.

 

[Deleted member 212788]

Sure, why not. *enters Bernkastel's power supply*

 

[Bernkastel]

Now this feels funny.

 

[AIagremm]

Oh you androids.

 

[Bernkastel]

Who are you calling an android?

 

[AIagremm]

The person with an internal electric power source.

 

[Bernkastel]

I am a supreme being. Beyond your comprehension.

 

[Deleted member 212788]

Erm, what's why does the box called "manual override" have bloody finger prints on it?

 

[Bernkastel]

Like I could tell?

 

[Deleted member 212788]

There are so many switches in here. Look at this one, "8-Gigawat Electro-magnetic pulse rifle". Who built you again?

 

[AIagremm]

The same person whose fingerprints you saw.

 

[Bernkastel]

Touching me with bloody fingers. Dirty.

 

[Amargaard]

Looks good Kari, but what's with DeadlyStroke suddenly not liking the name we came up with at Christmas - and it was not a toaster, it was the LoveSlave machine ^^

 

[kari0003]

And it got destroyed by Mania in this picture.
DonS try to access the compressed memory, and get the authority level of the last person edited the system. It may lead to that bloody psychopath.

 

[Bernkastel]

You're not going to fiddle me in there.

 

[AIagremm]

By that you're presuming that he's alive? And you know there is a reason why hishands were in blood.
*Moves his eyes at Bernkastel suggestively*

 

[Bernkastel]

*Shrugs*

 

[AIagremm]

I still prefer Bernkastel the way she is, rather then some LoveSlave you may reprogramm her into.

 

[Bernkastel]

Who wouldn't? I'm as adorable as a tin can.

 

[kari0003]

I just wanted to reveal this ugly secret of yours - thats all..
I think the changes are irreversible anyways

 

[AIagremm]

Ugly secret? The battery isn't tritium?

 

[AIagremm]

 

[Amargaard]

Ahahahahahahahaha no words can describe this