[Good] Terraining Contest - Santa's Workshop

[Amargaard]

Call him cultist
I think he speaks of my terraining skills improving since back in DP?

 

[David]

Dad, buy me a icecream please!

 

[AIagremm]

Yep.

Utaku? Do you mean Otaku?

 

[Amargaard]

The Christmas elves give them out for free, honey
*Points at a small stand filled with delicious ice cream*
Go ahead ask. The only thing I'll be spending my money are a pair of sun glasses for you, so people can see our family resemblance :b

 

[Deleted member 212788]

Yes, sorry, misspelled . I got confused as he criticized my RP skills early on

 

[AIagremm]

I still do.
*Takes an icecream and starts eating*
As for Otaku, what makes you say that?

 

[David]

But daaad gimme 2 $

 

[David]

Damn you Alagremm
*Licks his lips*
GIVE ME MONEY DAD!

 

[Deleted member 212788]

*tries to get out but can't* No idea actually, ran out of titles

 

[Amargaard]

Do you know how many Christmas decorations I have to manage a day to earn enough to live in luxury? Not much
*sigh*
Okay, here, take 5$, and spend them wisely sonny

 

[Deleted member 212788]

Can I have some icecream too? I'm hungry and my electricity clone still hasn't brought me anything, besides David.

 

[David]

Ok dad thanks!

*Buys 5 ice creams and lick them in front of Alagremm*

This is so good...

*Makes him self covered in chocolate*

 

[Deleted member 212788]

*Starts staring at David* Do you have any meat on those bones?

 

[David]

A little on my beardlish thing at the bottom...It would be sad if you cut it!

 

[Deleted member 212788]

hey, I need to eat too you know!

 

[Amargaard]

DS I think you should ask Kari, I have enough children to feed already

 

[David]

You wanna eat it ? Feel free! Zips his jeans!

 

[Deleted member 212788]

*Pulls out a dagger and a flamethrower* you still set on what you said?

 

[David]

erm dady...I am in trouble D:

 

[Deleted member 212788]

Don't be shy, come over here

 

[Amargaard]

*Jumps in front of David*
What just happened here, DS think twice before you threaten my son! >:l

 

[David]

You show him daddy!

 

[Deleted member 212788]

He offered me his genitals as food, what do you expect from a starving maelstorm?

 

[David]

daddy use ur but to save me D:

 

[Amargaard]

*hands some more coins to DS*
Buy some ice cream with those and leave David to his peaceful katana-game
*sighs and mumbles* Are you guys trying to make me homeless? >.>

 

[David]

Dont worry daddy we can live in a trash can

 

[Deleted member 212788]

*Knocks on the Glass* I'm still trapped, remember? Also, he stole that katana from my clone, who's running around chasing demons for whatever reasons. -_-

 

[Amargaard]

*pads David on the skull*
You'll live on the Christmas tree until daddy's done helping santa

You're not trapped, you said yourself that you wanted to help Santa with some electricity, remember?

 

[Deleted member 212788]

One of the elves locked the door ;/

 

[David]

yaaay, but I want friends on the christmas tree!

 

[Amargaard]

Hmmm, you have anyone in mind?
I will not be cutting off heads, if that was what you thought of

 

[David]

I like Bernkastel to be near me or lets see ehrmm I dont know but not that Ds guy D:

Whispers: " He smells like piss because I got him wet!"

 

[Deleted member 212788]

*Leaves the room looking for his clone*

 

[David]

So dad get me someone so I can chat with on the treee!

 

[Amargaard]

Yeah you really need some company there, but I don't know who that would be :l

 

[Deleted member 212788]

*Finds a Sandwich on the table* Finally, why is it so hard for me to find food in this place?

 

[kari0003]

I think Bisnar would be happy to meet him. After all, they are both skeletons

 

[David]

Bisnar is my slave!

 

[kari0003]

Im sorry, but how is that possible, if he could eat you with only one bite?

 

[David]

He is my slave

 

[Amargaard]

Bisnar is there somewhere already, and silly David, you know very well we don't support slavery in Santa's team. Please don't mind my son Kari, it takes a while for him to get used to the workshop atmosphere

 

[kari0003]

Thats not a problem, im really happy for you, that you could get together in this beautiful holiday of the year.

 

[David]

He is my awesome daddy ! Dad can I have another 1 $ ?

 

[Amargaard]

*sigh*
You know I can't say no to you, when you give me that cute.. skeletal look
*hands a dollar to David*

 

[David]

Thanks daddy your awesome *lick the ice cream*

 

[Deleted member 212788]

Why do I have a feeling that by the end of the month Amargaard will be broke and David will be either very fat, or have diabetes.

 

[David]

I am a bone for Farts sake!

 

[Amargaard]

Bam! Done, final entry uploaded

 

[kari0003]

Awesome, awesome, awesome!

 

[Paillan]

David half-demon is now your son?, why I am not surprised...*checks his face* a yes because i turned into an angel *¨Goes to the tree whit David* how you doing, my dear ex demon? *takes his light sword glowing blade out* i think it´s time to make that duel we turn down 1000 years ago.