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Escape The Demon Cinematic

Submitted by Laosh'Ra
This bundle is marked as approved. It works and satisfies the submission rules.
A humorous cinematic about Battle.net clichés.
Four characters fight their way through 5 levels in order to defeat the mightiest demon of all.
Length: about 9 minutes 45 seconds

UPDATE: The cinematic is now working with 1.24 and you can now watch it on battle.net with several other people.

PLEASE DON'T SPOIL ANY CONTENT IN YOUR COMMENTS!

Keywords:
Escape, Demon, Cinematic, Pisstake, Funny, Humor, Battle.net
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Escape The Demon Cinematic (Map)

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--- According to the reviewers, the map can be approved --- Update: [img][c] Date: 2011/Oct/14 22:17:15 Vengeancekael: VM // PM: Status: Approved Rating: 4/5 Recommended Rep Received: 0[c]Reasons: Other: If you have any complaints or...
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    Status: Approved
    Rating: 4/5 Recommended
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    Comment: A hilarious cinematic, showcasing noobs/pros/ragers/etc. on battle.net and in-game.
    Nothing ground breaking, but still fairly funny.
     
  2. Nerv91.Slayer

    Nerv91.Slayer

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    OMG this is great!!!! :D
     
  3. Pyritie

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    Let me guess. The final boss is DotA?
     
  4. Tiku

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    Wow.... Good job! i give you rep for that! :D well, my favorite part was the gate.. :D hehe
     
  5. PurpleHephalump

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    my favorite part was when noob got defeated
     
  6. 1)ark_NiTe

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    LMFAO. This is fucking hilarious, and so true in every way. Great job. +rep
     
  7. Cba81

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    Very very funny... And very good riddles too. The last one stumped me. But i got it before *spoiler spleere* that was f***ing hilarious. Very Nice job. hope to see an "Escape the Demon Piss 2: Rise of the Noob"

    ;)
     
  8. Traggey da trol

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    LoL HahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahaha
     
  9. HeretoDLstuff

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    LOL! I wish I could go into more detail but ------>PLEASE DON'T SPOIL ANY CONTENT IN YOUR COMMENTS!<-----
     
  10. ChosenCheese

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    LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    Funniest part was the riddle for the NOOB!! But the boss I liked the best for the effects
     
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    XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD THI IS VERY FUNNY GJ!!!

    the best part was at the gate when it colapses xDDDDD
     
  12. Marcelo Hossomi

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    Hahahahahahahhaha xD
    Hauhuahauhahahuahuahuahuahu =P
    Dude I almost died of laughing xD
    Mainly in that part of the riddles hahahahahahahha xD

    It was nice to see the noob dying over and over again xD

    Really good job (unless the terrain but... Ah, forget it xD)
     
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    Omgomgomgomgomgomgmomogmog

    Ahahahahahahahah

    Awesome Job!
     
  14. EmBeR_NaGa

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    LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OMFG!?!?!?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THAT MAP ALMOST KILLED ME OF LAUGHING XD!!!!!!! TOTALLY 10/10 XD!!! FAVOURITE PART WAS THE RIDDLES , and THENOOB XD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WOW TOO GOOD!
     
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    So, here is my result about this cinematic.

    4/10, ok

    Good sides:
    - The music was good, in some parts
    - The end battle was also good, and the music fit with it. It also has nice made spells and you have made it well.

    Bad sides:
    - Text went too fast
    - I didn't see any funny in between gosu and noob players, or the other guys
    - I didn't laugh at all during this cinematic
    - The terrain was flat with couple of flowers
    - Too common. You can see this every day you play in battle.net, why need to see separately in cinematic?

    Please guys, don't think I'm negative guy, but I really didn't like the cinematic "so much" and everyone has own opinions.
     
  16. Laosh'Ra

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    the terrain is flat on purpose (its just the way most escape maps _are_).
    some parts of the text are not supposed to be fully readable in the given time (i know this sounds weird but thats the way it is :p). for example, roleplayers often drift into lots of details. this sometimes annoys me (and the demon as well :p)

    so you didnt laugh, thats ok :p everyone has a different taste of humour i guess, i'm happy enough that most ppl liked it :)

    anyway, thanks for the feedback, i'll consider those 'bad sides' in case i make another cinematic.
     
  17. Schremba

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    Man, really great video, guy. I laughed tears, it is so damn funny!!!!!
     
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    Nice music and funny Battle.net things.
     
  19. Toi

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    10 This is very funny and very good! The best part was when the door collapsed.