Escape The Demon Cinematic

[Moderator]

--- According to the reviewers, the map can be approved ---

Update:

Date: 2011/Oct/14 22:17:15 Vengeancekael: VM // PM: Status: Approved Rating: 4/5 Recommended Rep Received: 0

Reasons: Other: If you have any complaints or questions directed towards a moderator, make a thread here: Map Resource Moderation If you think the moderator's judging is unfair or you have overall complaints, make a thread here: Admin Contact Please read the rules thoroughly: Rules Comment: A hilarious cinematic, showcasing noobs/pros/ragers/etc. on battle.net and in-game. Nothing ground breaking, but still fairly funny.

 

[Nerv91.Slayer]

OMG this is great!!!!

 

[Pyritie]

Let me guess. The final boss is DotA?

 

[Tiku]

Wow.... Good job! i give you rep for that! well, my favorite part was the gate.. hehe

 

[PurpleHephalump]

my favorite part was when noob got defeated

 

[1)ark_NiTe]

LMFAO. This is fucking hilarious, and so true in every way. Great job. +rep

 

[Cba81]

Very very funny... And very good riddles too. The last one stumped me. But i got it before *spoiler spleere* that was f***ing hilarious. Very Nice job. hope to see an "Escape the Demon Piss 2: Rise of the Noob"

 

[Traggey da trol]

LoL HahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahaha

 

[HeretoDLstuff]

LOL! I wish I could go into more detail but ------>PLEASE DON'T SPOIL ANY CONTENT IN YOUR COMMENTS!<-----

 

[ChosenCheese]

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Funniest part was the riddle for the NOOB!! But the boss I liked the best for the effects

 

[darkReaper.]

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD THI IS VERY FUNNY GJ!!!

the best part was at the gate when it colapses xDDDDD

 

[Marcelo Hossomi]

Hahahahahahahhaha xD
Hauhuahauhahahuahuahuahuahu =P
Dude I almost died of laughing xD
Mainly in that part of the riddles hahahahahahahha xD

It was nice to see the noob dying over and over again xD

Really good job (unless the terrain but... Ah, forget it xD)

 

[lom109]

Omgomgomgomgomgomgmomogmog

Ahahahahahahahah

Awesome Job!

 

[EmBeR_NaGa]

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OMFG!?!?!?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THAT MAP ALMOST KILLED ME OF LAUGHING XD!!!!!!! TOTALLY 10/10 XD!!! FAVOURITE PART WAS THE RIDDLES , and THENOOB XD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WOW TOO GOOD!

 

[Aeroblyctos]

So, here is my result about this cinematic.

4/10, ok

Good sides:
- The music was good, in some parts
- The end battle was also good, and the music fit with it. It also has nice made spells and you have made it well.

Bad sides:
- Text went too fast
- I didn't see any funny in between gosu and noob players, or the other guys
- I didn't laugh at all during this cinematic
- The terrain was flat with couple of flowers
- Too common. You can see this every day you play in battle.net, why need to see separately in cinematic?

Please guys, don't think I'm negative guy, but I really didn't like the cinematic "so much" and everyone has own opinions.

 

[Laosh'Ra]

the terrain is flat on purpose (its just the way most escape maps _are_).
some parts of the text are not supposed to be fully readable in the given time (i know this sounds weird but thats the way it is ). for example, roleplayers often drift into lots of details. this sometimes annoys me (and the demon as well )

so you didnt laugh, thats ok everyone has a different taste of humour i guess, i'm happy enough that most ppl liked it

anyway, thanks for the feedback, i'll consider those 'bad sides' in case i make another cinematic.

 

[Schremba]

Man, really great video, guy. I laughed tears, it is so damn funny!!!!!

 

[Jaakko]

Nice music and funny Battle.net things.

 

[Toi]

10 This is very funny and very good! The best part was when the door collapsed.

 

[Dracula]

can you make it more than one player so i can share this on b.net?

PS. why did dota player leave so early i missed him.

 

[Laosh'Ra]

the map exceeds the limit of 4mb, there is no way to host it in b.net. besides, it screws up the sync in multiplayer.

PS: because thats the way they often act

 

[Battle_Shipper]

Nice, its really funny, great cinematic.

 

[Nerv91.Slayer]

I can't understand why the rating of this map is 4.06.

This cinematic is so damn funny..and near everybody, who wrote a comment on this map, like this cinematic ....
I can't really understand this.

But keep up your good work
You should really make a second pisstake cinematic ^^?

 

[Laosh'Ra]

originally, it was rated 9+. then over night it received around 70 votings pushing it down to 2-3. i guess someone is jealous but i dont give a shit, the comments speak for themsleves
i had a dota pisstake in mind, but atm theres no way it'll become reality. just too much work on other projects. but maybe, one day...

 

[Hades7.ger]

Hahahahahahaha One of the best and funniest Cinematics I ever seen XDDDDD

 

[Templarion]

Great humour. Made me laugh. Thank you for this, Laosh'Ra.

Only negative side I can see is that I cannot show this to my friends who don't play Warcraft because they don't understand the jokes.

Overall rating: 5/5

 

[Murcky]

i know this map has been here for some time now, but just saw it and i laughed so hard over it. great job

 

[lulol]

5/5 !! really great cinematic ! i like all your map !
Just end space Rogues story xD

 

[xxdingo93xx]

Hey I liked it take some rep for that and 5/5.

 

[erdmkrdnz]

This cinematic rulez! The gate part is my favourite, really good job!

 

[EMPerror]

hahahahaha, deffinitely the best cinematic ever made!

so damn funny...

The noob has died. 49 lives left.
The noob has died. 48 lives left.
The noob has died. 47 lives left. etc...

1/5


just joking 10.001/5

 

[Laosh'Ra]

thanks to blizzards patch the map didnt work anymore (wasnt displayed in game list).
the solution is simple: either download the current version or simply change the filename of the old one (the old file name was too long so wc3 ignored the map).

 

[KillmegodsComments]

hahaha, the most fun map i ever saw!

 

[Sheephunter]

Omfg me and my friend, we watch it, and we could not stop laughing. So Freking funny dude. make more more!

 

[Kallimachos]

best cinematic ever seen
had to laugh everytime the noob died haha
i also play dota and i loved how
you portrayed the typical annoying
pseudo-progamer DOTA FLAMERS^^

really great job +rep

 

[CaptianBadAss]

Map fie too big how do i make it work?

 

[Laosh'Ra]

it was ment to be played in singleplayer but the 1.24 patch ruined it anyway...

it is now fixed and the filesize limit has been increased from 4 mb to 8 mb, so i just uploaded a battle.net version which can be watched by multiple people at once.

 

[Eldrazor]

This cinematic... Powns... xD

+rep ofcourse ^^

 

[Dj0z]

HAH! Lol! The Noob ftw!
Oh and dota player was fun too lol. Best part for me was the pro at riddles.
I wish final battle was longer but hey, i know it wasn't the point.

EDIT: +1 kallimachos about the dota part.

EDIT2: also, the giant "O...[censoring spoiler here]" 3-liner compound text from the pro was a nice touch.

 

[Aesthetics]

Why is everyone cracking up? I'm going to test this and find out for myself...

EDIT: That was the best and most hilarious cinematic I have ever seen. +Rep

 

[JaysProjex]

Lolololol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! That was just great! 5/5

 

[trax]

Hahahahahaha......... Wahahahaha....... Can't take it...... too Funny.
Best part for me is...

1)The Noob: No kick
The Pro: -kick purple

Shows up a troll and kick, LoL!!!

2) Gate Collapsed

3) Fighting with the Boss

Nice Battle! Cool! Rocks!

4) The Roleplayer

He demand a spell from a warrior

5) The Most funny Characther | Laosh'Ra : You can pass now.
*********************** | ...... after a bunch of words, and gates collapse ......
The Brave THE NOOB!!! | The Noob : Soz my mom came in said I need to sleep now.

 

[kommunist]

OMG this is great!!!!

+1 , it's very big // it's very good /// it's very very great!!!!
5-5

 

[Epix_Loot]

I am giving you a 5/5 for this masterpiece of humour.
I also think It's an original idea for a cinematic.
At least, I haven't seen anything like this before.
Great job!

 

[Hemlock]

Quality wise this map is very low, but obviously this was not the intention of your cinematic, so therefor I will leave it out of my comment, and thus not give you a very constructive comment.

I like the way you reflected battle net through a cinematic, very creative to say to least.
You content buildup at the start might be a little bit boring, and some paticular lines, are being removed a bit too fast, perhaps you can have a look at that.
It would be nice to have some sort of music (atleast I couldn't hear any(try to use sounds as music, not music itself)) to this cinematic, cause I did not hear any, eventho the jokes where good and funny, it becomes a bit empty to watch without some sort of noise.

You might want to fine tune the final battle abit, I see you made quite the triggering compilation, and the effects where quite ok, but try to not overdo it too badly with the special effects.

Nontheless Great effort a creative idea, therefor, your cinematic will get a 4/5

 

[Chaotic]

its that funny? i don't think so :X.I hardly laugh.

 

[lulol]

Best cinematic ever =D =D 5/5 !!

 

[uberfoop]

It's like, okay. Humor is alright, but not really all that much more entertaining than the real thing. Actually, the real thing is more entertaining due to the knowledge that it's real. Those 'battle.net cliches' that this thing makes a joke out of are fact.

The cinematic was also made somewhat lazily, with people walking through the death objects and whatnot.

 

[Daphey]

HAHAHHAHA i love this. SOOO funny. LOL frikin noob in the quiz part.