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Escape The Demon Cinematic

Submitted by Laosh'Ra
This bundle is marked as approved. It works and satisfies the submission rules.
A humorous cinematic about Battle.net clichés.
Four characters fight their way through 5 levels in order to defeat the mightiest demon of all.
Length: about 9 minutes 45 seconds

UPDATE: The cinematic is now working with 1.24 and you can now watch it on battle.net with several other people.

PLEASE DON'T SPOIL ANY CONTENT IN YOUR COMMENTS!

Keywords:
Escape, Demon, Cinematic, Pisstake, Funny, Humor, Battle.net
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Escape The Demon Cinematic (Map)

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--- According to the reviewers, the map can be approved --- Update: [img][c] Date: 2011/Oct/14 22:17:15 Vengeancekael: VM // PM: Status: Approved Rating: 4/5 Recommended Rep Received: 0[c]Reasons: Other: If you have any complaints or...
  1. Dracula

    Dracula

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    can you make it more than one player so i can share this on b.net?

    PS. why did dota player leave so early i missed him.
     
  2. Laosh'Ra

    Laosh'Ra

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    the map exceeds the limit of 4mb, there is no way to host it in b.net. besides, it screws up the sync in multiplayer.

    PS: because thats the way they often act
     
  3. Battle_Shipper

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    Nice, its really funny, great cinematic.
     
  4. Nerv91.Slayer

    Nerv91.Slayer

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    I can't understand why the rating of this map is 4.06.

    This cinematic is so damn funny..and near everybody, who wrote a comment on this map, like this cinematic ....
    I can't really understand this.

    But keep up your good work :D
    You should really make a second pisstake cinematic ^^?
     
  5. Laosh'Ra

    Laosh'Ra

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    originally, it was rated 9+. then over night it received around 70 votings pushing it down to 2-3. i guess someone is jealous :p but i dont give a shit, the comments speak for themsleves :)
    i had a dota pisstake in mind, but atm theres no way it'll become reality. just too much work on other projects. but maybe, one day...
     
  6. Hades7.ger

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    Hahahahahahaha :D One of the best and funniest Cinematics I ever seen XDDDDD
     
  7. Templarion

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    Great humour. Made me laugh. Thank you for this, Laosh'Ra.

    Only negative side I can see is that I cannot show this to my friends who don't play Warcraft because they don't understand the jokes.

    Overall rating: 5/5
     
  8. Murcky

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    i know this map has been here for some time now, but just saw it and i laughed so hard over it. great job :thumbs_up:
     
  9. lulol

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    5/5 !! really great cinematic ! i like all your map !
    Just end space Rogues story xD
     
  10. xxdingo93xx

    xxdingo93xx

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    Hey I liked it :p take some rep for that and 5/5.
     
  11. erdmkrdnz

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    This cinematic rulez! The gate part is my favourite, really good job!
     
  12. EMPerror

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    hahahahaha, deffinitely the best cinematic ever made!

    so damn funny...

    The noob has died. 49 lives left.
    The noob has died. 48 lives left.
    The noob has died. 47 lives left. etc... :D

    1/5


    :p just joking 10.001/5
     
  13. Laosh'Ra

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    thanks to blizzards patch the map didnt work anymore (wasnt displayed in game list).
    the solution is simple: either download the current version or simply change the filename of the old one (the old file name was too long so wc3 ignored the map).
     
  14. KillmegodsComments

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    hahaha, the most fun map i ever saw! :)
     
  15. Sheephunter

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    Omfg me and my friend, we watch it, and we could not stop laughing. So Freking funny dude. make more more!
     
  16. Kallimachos

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    best cinematic ever seen
    had to laugh everytime the noob died haha
    i also play dota and i loved how
    you portrayed the typical annoying
    pseudo-progamer DOTA FLAMERS^^

    really great job +rep
     
  17. CaptianBadAss

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    Map fie too big how do i make it work?
     
  18. Laosh'Ra

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    it was ment to be played in singleplayer but the 1.24 patch ruined it anyway...

    it is now fixed and the filesize limit has been increased from 4 mb to 8 mb, so i just uploaded a battle.net version which can be watched by multiple people at once.
     
  19. Ultimate_MapCreator

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    This cinematic... Powns... xD

    +rep ofcourse ^^
     
  20. Dj0z

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    HAH! Lol! The Noob ftw!
    Oh and dota player was fun too lol. Best part for me was the pro at riddles.
    I wish final battle was longer but hey, i know it wasn't the point.

    EDIT: +1 kallimachos about the dota part.

    EDIT2: also, the giant "O...[censoring spoiler here]" 3-liner compound text from the pro was a nice touch.