Battle Thread

[PsychoMagnataur]

I manage to pull myself up. The wound has widened, bleeding horribly. I pelt Kerrigan with Frost Bolts supplied by the mana i've saved. Unless you have cold, protection, thats gonna hurt.

Check the Magnataur link, frost bolts deal 100 damage and stun.

 

[Kerrigan]

i put up my +5 psionic capaciter shield and absorb the shots

 

[PsychoMagnataur]

Darn your magical DnD items! This Magnataur is defeated. I fall to the ground and raise a cloud of dust.

I won't reincarnate until later, maybe tomarrow...

 

[Kerrigan]

and at 22:02 here, im still going strong!!

i manifest "Disable Magic" on konblade, removing his seal of freedom. then, i grab my crystal sword and go slice up konblade

 

[SeaGull1723]

The Dark Lord sends one of his minions, a Beastlord. The Beastlord starts off with summoning a bear. The bear and the beastmaster attack konblade.

 

[Metabee]

I use sacrfice on myself so i become a shade.

YOU CANT SEE ME!

 

[superspider]

*leaps free of the now-destroyed power suit*
*sets kerrigan on fire*

an alien on fire dies quickly!harrrrrrr!

 

[Metabee]

As a shade, i start channeling a summoning spell.

Done in 5 posts.

 

[PsychoMagnataur]

REINCARNATION!
I rise with a mighty roar, shaking the earth. With renewed strength, I bare my teeth and prepare for battle.

Reincarnation counter - 10 posts

 

[Wormskull]

REINCARNATION!
I rise with a mighty roar, shaking the earth. With renewed strength, I bare my teeth and prepare for battle.

Reincarnation counter - 10 posts

draws over psychomagnataur, making him a nude little kid instead of a magnataur.

 

[Metabee]

3 turns :twisted: every post posted by sum1 else counts as a turn.

 

[Sopho]

I train to paladin knight, which will be done in 10 turns. I hide first.

 

[Wormskull]

3 turns :twisted: every post posted by sum1 else counts as a turn.

well damn, my starfall would've been 35 turns and not 14.

 

[PsychoMagnataur]

I grab wormskull's pencil and beat him over the head with it, then recreate myself as a Magnataur.

 

[Wormskull]

you're poorly drawn and you had a poor shading at your ribs, so i stab you here with a dagger.

 

[PsychoMagnataur]

I didn't realize that drawing/erasing are warcraft abilities

I'll draw a Magnataur....

 

[Wormskull]

draws (summons) a thanatos armor to aid me. http://www.wc3sear.ch/index.php?p=Art&ID=649

 

[PsychoMagnataur]

sketches an alien to help me beat up wormskull
http://www.wc3sear.ch/index.php?p=Art&ID=651&sid=28fce0d3c45c6827a2b7b33d1736fb6f

 

[Wormskull]

wears the thanatos armor, making him as mobile as a gargoyle statue, but as resistant as a diamond.

 

[Kerrigan]

tears up the drawings

(oh and if you havnt been paying attention superspider, i reverted to my vampire form)

and, since i have fire resistance 20, i dont care about fire because it heals back up!!

grabs superspider and has a little "snack" of blood

 

[Wormskull]

you cant tear up the drawings, they're not drawn on a paper, they're drawn on the astrophysical plane of space and time, making them solid physical objects.

 

[Konblade]

I thrust my blade into Wormskull's neck.

 

[Wormskull]

the armor easily expell it out the nether inside the cage. i and the armor are one, i cant be killed by a man!

 

[Kerrigan]

hey kid, thats a** cheap

if wormskull cannot be killed by a man

i go over and kill wormskull just as Eowyn did to the Witch King of Agmar.

night night wormskull

 

[SeaGull1723]

The Beastlord starts a stampede of thunder lizards crushing everyone except the Beastlord.

 

[Metabee]

well you cant c me, so i could be eanywhere in the arena, and i channeled a little more longer, cos of ur posts.

~I summon: Kil'Jaeden, the deceiver~

 

[Sopho]

I am now a Paladin Knight.

I wield two mighty lengendary long swords.

I go for Konblade and strike him recklessly.

 

[Metabee]

Kil'Jaeden wont do what i tell him 2, and he leaves.

~I ransform into a blademaster~

HOI

 

[Konblade]

Fools, I was a Paladin already, so that makes me more experinaced than you. I slash Sopho across the shin.

Oh, and Wormskull, that wasn't very creative or fair. You can be killed, and thats final. I shout; "Some one cast Rift, then we can throw Kil'Jaeden into the rift and seal it forever!"

 

[Daveman]

I step into the battle, unknowingly knowing its a battle and look at everyone strangly and say "sup guys?"

 

[Wormskull]

hey kid, thats a** cheap

if wormskull cannot be killed by a man

i go over and kill wormskull just as Eowyn did to the Witch King of Agmar.

night night wormskull

i cant be killed by a man, but you dont have to do a cheap ripoff and pretend im a gay man in an armor, i cant be killed in one blow, that's just cheap.
*runs away towards nowhere in particular*
oh and i also cut daveman's head, accidently killing kerrigan and sopho with a ricochet effect.

 

[Kerrigan]

well, wormskull falls into the abyss because he ran to nowhere, and everything he did is undone

so, since no one actually dies in this thread, ill continue to mainfest metafaculty and send Kil'jaden to the bowels of hell along with wormskull who rules the barren wastelands of Cania.

so, now that 2 of the prime evils are gone, lets continue

 

[Konblade]

I cast Divine Shield. I'm immue tom magic until it's discharged by a powerful spell. I use Holy Strike on Sopho.

 

[Wormskull]

konblade, that's 2 actions. thus, you cast nothing on sopho.

*revives as a pit lord in kalimdor*

 

[Konblade]

It's a spell and an attack. I can, besides you aren't in the arena. You cannot leave the arena until it's over.

I sever Wormskull's tail.

 

[Kerrigan]

uses Hell Ball on wormskull.

thats a combo of acid, fire, lightning, cold, and force damage. plus, magic immunity doesnt help because its psionics

 

[Wormskull]

my shoulder pads gets hit and it flies away very quickly to go land quarter of a mile behind me. ( that's not really an action, im just explaining kerrigan's action )

my senses are alarmed, filled with imaginary adrealine , and i slide in altitude to be harder to aim. such a bird, i gain a bit of altitude, reaching the altitude of a regular 17-story building.

 

[Kerrigan]

if wormy knew what he was talking about, he would know that Hell Ball is like fire ball. it explodes on impact, no matter what it hits.

so wormy shrinks back down

 

[Wormskull]

hey dudlette, im a thanatos armor merged with a wormskull, its not just a lame regular haubert or chainmail, its way more. since its against the rules to do one of these cheap 1-hit kill moves only my shoulder pad got removed, the rest is still a bit flawed.

so i stare at kerrigan's rack while i am hovering in the air.

 

[Kerrigan]

i never said youre dead. i just said i hit you with it

well, ill toss some elven rope around your leg, and tie it to the pillars for staring at my rack


just on a minor note though, Hell Ball is a D&D psionic power for characters that are above the normal level (20) Hell Ball is a level 65 spell, so its not exactly a wimpy spell . but i know that because im a D&D chick

 

[Wormskull]

thanatoses armors doesnt have legs. anyway if it had a leg armor the rope will simply wrap around nothing, or simply grip a leg, that i would let fall.

*wrestles with a gryphon that happened to be here, i receive few critical beak hits but i manage to break his two wings and break his rib bones*

 

[Metabee]

Well i'm tired of not being attacked, i use windwalk attacking konblade.

NO that's not 2 actions windwalk requires attack, so shut up wormskull.

 

[Konblade]

I cast Seal of Freedom and I jump off of Metabee in order to get remotely highter than before, once there I swing my sword at Wormskull (I forget what the thing that tails a swoosh! kinda thing is called), but the wind it slices away flies at Wormskull at speeds up to 3 klicks, (thats 3 kilometers per second)

 

[Kerrigan]

well, its time to spectate.

i manifest Firewalk and walkaround in the air watching everyone fight while eating my popcorn

 

[Sopho]

My helmet brakes.
My face is smeared with a sharp slash, with blood and flesh sliced.

I use holy light on myself. No use, I use it again. Out of mana. I retreat to regenerate mana.

 

[Konblade]

I reason with Sopho telling him; "We're not getting anywhere with us fighting, but maye we can take down Wormskull." I use Holy Light on Sopho.

 

[Kerrigan]

*runs out of power points*

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

and falls to the ground

 

[Wormskull]

I cast Divine Shield. I'm immue tom magic until it's discharged by a powerful spell. I use Holy Strike on Sopho.

That's two actions.

I cast Seal of Freedom and I jump off of Metabee in order to get remotely highter than before, once there I swing my sword at Wormskull (I forget what the thing that tails a swoosh! kinda thing is called), but the wind it slices away flies at Wormskull at speeds up to 3 klicks, (thats 3 kilometers per second)

Ohh, three actions in that post
Let's see, 5 actions in two posts, isn't that lame?

*Beceause konblade is a cheater and attempted to cheat against me, i grow more powerful in my thanatos armor*

 

[Kerrigan]

aww, a good little boy scout that plays by the rules.

if konblade is breaking the "rules" that i cant seem to find, i think anyone can

so, since thantoses armor is obviously an intelligent item...

its ego is taking over wormskull and telling him what to do maybe?


i use a pin and "pop" thantos's armor like a baloon

weeeeeeeeeeeeeee what a fun sight!!!

 

[Konblade]

Wormskull, we're here to have fun and you're killing it. You're worse than my 8-year old brother. I pull out a "Vial of Morphing" potion from my backpack, and drink it down giving me a Griffin Form for 4 of my own posts, or when killed.