And have yourself a merry little belated christmas too. Why do you want me on your friends list? It's not like we've ever had any conversations, we haven't even been briefly introduced. Hell I'm not even sure who you are, and I don't quite fancy the notion of accepting friend requests if it's just to serve as abundance in your friends list. This here fishy doesn't nibble on any old worm carcass. Oh no, it takes more soul than that.
Tell you what, bring me a bottle of cheap whiskey and I'll weave any impressions I may or may not have of you into fabric. If I like what I see, you're welcome on my friends list.