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Kael's Amazingru Gayru Liferu, Chapter 1, Page 3
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Slowly he awoke... It was 8 o'clock in the morning. His cat was licking his face, she was demanding his attention. And she did get it. After 15 minutes of petting, he got out of his bed and made his way to the bathroom, where he, once again, did things to pleasure himself. Afterwards, he fed the cats and turned on his computer. Everyone was still asleep...
He opened up Chrome and entered the Hive's Chat. It was quiet, too quiet... QUITE QUIET ACTUALLY. Desu.
So he dragged his cursor to the League of Legends icon and clicked it. It was an amazing experience, for it asked him to enter his credentials in order to be able to play. He was completely fascinated by the amount of time put into the whole login system. And he played a random 5v5 game... and he won! He chose to play as Taric, for he knew that Taric resembled him in every way, stunning, soul shattering, face healing and most of all, GAY. He then went on to moderate 34 maps, which he DID. He could not believe all the powers he had received over time, for it was all happening very fast.
And then... 4 other hivers made him join their LoL group and together, with his charming Taric, they slaughtered many foes, leading to victories and only 1 loss. He was pleased with himself and so he decided it was time to post around. But suddenly he noticed that Ralle had replied to one of his posts... After 4 painful months of agony, he had approved his monthly batches and had ignored Archian's remarks, making the moose Kael's new hero.
But when will the news batch ever be released?! Or will it ever really see the light of day? Soon, we shall know...
» Previous Page
Slowly he awoke... It was 8 o'clock in the morning. His cat was licking his face, she was demanding his attention. And she did get it. After 15 minutes of petting, he got out of his bed and made his way to the bathroom, where he, once again, did things to pleasure himself. Afterwards, he fed the cats and turned on his computer. Everyone was still asleep...
He opened up Chrome and entered the Hive's Chat. It was quiet, too quiet... QUITE QUIET ACTUALLY. Desu.
So he dragged his cursor to the League of Legends icon and clicked it. It was an amazing experience, for it asked him to enter his credentials in order to be able to play. He was completely fascinated by the amount of time put into the whole login system. And he played a random 5v5 game... and he won! He chose to play as Taric, for he knew that Taric resembled him in every way, stunning, soul shattering, face healing and most of all, GAY. He then went on to moderate 34 maps, which he DID. He could not believe all the powers he had received over time, for it was all happening very fast.
And then... 4 other hivers made him join their LoL group and together, with his charming Taric, they slaughtered many foes, leading to victories and only 1 loss. He was pleased with himself and so he decided it was time to post around. But suddenly he noticed that Ralle had replied to one of his posts... After 4 painful months of agony, he had approved his monthly batches and had ignored Archian's remarks, making the moose Kael's new hero.
But when will the news batch ever be released?! Or will it ever really see the light of day? Soon, we shall know...