If you wouldn't mind shiik (I don't actually care about your ~opinion~), I'm just gonna steal your "idea".
Kael's Amazingru Gayru Liferu, Chapter 1, Page 1
There was a person going by the name Kael, short for Kaelboob. While sleeping, he started having nightmares about black cats chasing him through buildings, with bleeding fangs. When they jumped on him, the boy awoke. Kael was confused, "Is this real life?". He then remembered that he had to get up and get ready for school. So he got up, put his clothes on and ate breakfast. Then, all dramatically, he opened the bathroom door and entered. It was dark... but luckily the light switch made things clearer for our story's hero. So he proceeded to the toilet, peed, washed his hands, brushed his teeth like a well taught boy and set off on an impossibru journey to the bus stop. It was dark and it had snowed during the night, so he had to be careful not to slip on ice. He slowly made his way to the bus stop and in the freezing and deadly cold, he waited. For 10 minutes. 2 lights approached... It was the bus arriving. The doors flew open and he stepped in. Almost all of the seats were taken, so he had to sit in front of a really cute and handsome guy. The day before, he had decided to study for his test in the bus. But he couldn't stop looking at the guy in front of him. He was amazed by his amazingru charm and desu. After about 30 minutes, the bus arrived at his high school, but there was so much traffic there, that it actually took the bus 10 more minutes to get in front of the school. He stepped out of the bus, the handsome guy sadly still seated in the bus. He quickly forgot him when he discovered that he was late for class. He ran furiously to his classroom, only to find out that his teacher was ill and was absent. So he went in and started studying for his German test instead. After 50 minutes, he had to go to his next class, in a different classroom, separated from the rest of his class, for he had picked Latin classes instead of English classes. As he walked in, another surveillant came in and informed them, that their teacher was ill. So he, again, studied for his test. When the time for the test came after the break, he received his test papers and started filling out every blank area with words. Numerous words. Words forming sentences. He was amazed by his intelligence, for he could not understand how he could form sentences so well. After 2 hours, he was done. He picked up his books and went to the bus stop again. He only had to wait 5 minutes this time, for he had walked slowly and was all badass. Again, there was a guy in front of him. But this time, it was a cute guy, yet he had moles. A lot of moles. Kael doesn't like moles, at all and he doesn't understand how everyone else can bear the sight of ugly moles.
So he tried not to look at him, but he was always obsessed with looking at ugly people and judging them for a long time. He got off the bus and shortly afterwards, he was back home and was preparing some food. He then turned on his computer and started watching some videos on youtube and the last one for some reason got him all horny. So after a while of wild imaginations, he noticed that no one else was home and started doing things to his body to produce pleasure bolts. After 2 minutes he was done and he went to shower. And here ends our little story. For now. Let us see what horrors he will do on the next page...