Yo mama jokes

[jsheph03]

Here are a few of the 'your mom is like...' jokes

your mom is like Ford, the best in Texas
your mom is like Walmart, pay less get more
your mom is like Burger king, Just the way you like it
your mom is like mc donalds, i'm lovin' it

Now post your own!

 

[Apheraz Lucent]

I found a nice stash on the internet - and picked the best ones.

Yo momma's so fat, when she walked in front of the TV I missed 3 commercials.
Yo momma's so fat, at a restaurant when they give her the menu she replies "Yes, please".
Yo momma's so skinny she turned sideways and disappeared.
Yo momma's so skinny, she can dodge rain drops.
Yo momma's so stupid, she bought a solar powered flashlight.
Yo momma's so stupid, she got hit by a parked car.
Yo momma's so ugly, when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals."
Yo momma's so ugly, she turned Medusa to stone!

 

[Miss_Foxy]

Yo momma's so fat, when she piggybacked me I saw heaven.

 

[Ironside]

I think this thread is some serious insulting (which breaks the rules) and I see nothing funny about it.

 

[xxdingo93xx]

Yo momma is so fat, five other mommas are rotating around her ...
Yo momma is so fat, she gets stuck when she jumps ...
Yo momma is like a mustard jar, everyone puts his wiener into it ...

OK I'll stop it xD

 

[Devine]

Yo momma so fat, when she falls down the stairs, she's still standing upstairs.
Yo momma so ugly, the neighbours break in to shut the curtains.

I think this thread is some serious insulting (which breaks the rules) and I see nothing funny about it.

Only we're not insulting anyone.

 

[Miss_Foxy]

Yo momma so pretty, she makes Chuck Norris look bald.

 

[Fussiler1]

Yo momma so hairy she has afros on her nipples.

 

[Statharas]

Yo mommaship is so fat, she can cover all the units in the battlefield.

 

[jsheph03]

I think this thread is some serious insulting (which breaks the rules) and I see nothing funny about it.

It's not like were targeting anyone. Were just here to laugh. Maybe if we said jsheph03's mama is so... then is would break the rules, at least i think that what the rules meant

 

[JetFangInferno]

(1) Your momma so fat she got time zones.
(2) Your momma so stupid she took a ruler to her bed to measure how long she slept.
(3) Your momma so stupid she spent 20 minutes staring at an orange juice carton because it said concentrate.
(4) Your momma so fat when she walked past the TV I missed the entire LOTR trilogy.
(5) Yo Mama's so fat she's on both sides of the family.
(6) Yo Mama's so stupid she failed a survey.
(7) Yo Mama's so stupid she stole a free sample.

 

[fladdermasken]

Yo Mama's so fat she needs a shoehorn to get into the bathtub.

 

[Apheraz Lucent]

(7) Yo Mama's so stupid she stole a free sample.

Win! x)

 

[Geazergimli2]

i only have 3, but are awesome!

1. Yo momma so short, i can see her feet on her drivers license

2. Yo mommas house is so small that when i enter through the frontdoor i exit through the backdoor.

3. Yo momma so stupid that when she played the ATM she still lost money

 

[fladdermasken]

Yo Mama's so fat, she could sell shade.

 

[Hugget Sukker]

1: Yo momma's so nice and cute, kids kiss her and call her Santa

2: Yo momma's so young, she's the sun in Teletoppies

3: Yo momma's so groovy, the police pays her to clear unauthorized demonstrations

4: Yo momma's so fat, there's a Lulu skirt at the base of O'ahu

5: Yo momma's so blond, she sneaks into the men's dressing room while they're out playing basketball, just to get in their pants

 

[Joe-black-5]

Yo Mama's so fat, she's ugly
Yo Mama's so ugly, she's fat

 

[Miss_Foxy]

1. Yo Momma's so short, I accidentally stepped on her.
2. Yo Momma's so tall, she looks down on giraffes.
3. Yo Momma's so dumb, on every parking fine she gets she writes 'Not Fine'.
4. Yo Momma's so old, she saw her great grandfather being born.

 

[Apheraz Lucent]

Now, your momma's so stupid - she doesn't even know how to +rep people on the Hive c

+rep for several funniest jokes :3

 

[Lich Prince]

Yo Mama's so fat, she's ugly
Yo Mama's so ugly, she's fat

Best Mama insults evar!

 

[Kala]

Yo mama is my mama too!