What I love about DotA is how many idiots/bad stereotypes it attracts

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There's some guy in the Lordaeron clan Land of Legends Prodigies that freaking had never played Land of Legends. He was in the clan because he had a friend in it. I either hosted or was friends with the host, but I was in his first game of LoL ever. I was on the other team, thank God, I was barely able to stand the idiocy he put out over
All chat. I doubt I'd be able to stand the idiocy he'd put out over
Allies.
Anyways, Land of Legends is cosmetically identical to DotA, and is also an AoS. That's where the differences stop. All of the heroes are unique, and serve individual purposes; it's not about item whoring, it's basically buy what you can afford until you've had a couple games under your belt to be able to be picky; more on the last one, there are strategies and counter strategies present, not just OMGX0RX 5V1 GANK; the player base isn't full of jackassery, faggotry and douchebaggery on levels so high that vomiting is almost mandatory.
Back on track with the story, the first thing he said was something along the lines of "well i'm good at dota i'll be good at this". The second, and third, fourth... (until maybe like 15th?) was him basically spamming "WHERE THE FUCK ARE THE BOOTS OF SPEED". He had been told where they were, he had been told to ask one of his teammates who had the item, and he just kept spamming that to
All. It wasn't even like we could have done much more than tell him "It's in
<such and such building>", we were on the other team.
When he started losing
badly he started saying things like "this is fucking retarded, i could own you at dota" (my answers to these, and the first thing he said were, I believe exactly: "
LoL != DotA", "
Once again, LoL != DotA, shut the fuck up DotA n00b", "
You're nub at LoL, we're nub at DotA. Shut the fuck up now"). The icing on the cake? a friend who was in that game managed to beat him 1v1 in DotA. DotA n00b loses for great justice. AYBABTU.
The moral of the story? That flaming imbecile was the posterboy for DotA n00bs (please don't get confused when I say "nub" or "n00b", if it has the zeroes (and as such is 1337) it means "useless fuck", otherwise it means new player) and is basically the #1 reason that DotA is hated. Idiots like him. Not to mention the whole "boot at 99" jackassery. Those idiots already waited for DLer to get to
99, as in out of 100, is it that hard for them to not be a douche and let him finish DL? Not to mention the
second time I played DotA:AS, I'd managed to surmise that it was entirely about item whoring. Ignoring the fact that I catch on slightly faster than the average bear, that's a horrible record for DotA already.
Shall I go on?
- It's the only thing ever hosted, and every now and again when I'm hosting something, some ass fuck comes in asking if I can host DotA for him (that begets an instant boot).
- #1 complaint I saw in the old thread about this, was that the terrain sucked.
- Tied for #1 complaint in the old thread is the total lack of balance.
- Lack of balance (yes, I know this is the second time I've put that. No, I don't care that both sides have identical mobs) DotA's balance ar teh suck
- I can name three AoSs right now that are better than DotA (not including LoL, because I'm in clan LoLP, and that would be advertising, advertising is bad). Would you like them?
- Tides of Blood
- Advent of the Zenith
- A Song of Blood and Smoke
- Hands of Sorrow Knight
- Enmity Campaign
- Water War - Submerged
Oops, that's slightly more than three. Oh well, since I already lied, I might as well throw in Land of Legends VE, SE/LoE. That's eight, because the differences between Land of Legends VE and Land of Legends SE/Legends of Eternity are pretty damn big.
- Do I even need more? I could pull from the previous paragraph if you want more. GGDOTALOSES
DotA would be bearable if all of those that could be amended were. They have not been, and do not seem likely to be. I'm sure I've hit most of the reasons people here dislike/hate DotA, please let me know if I've missed any.
Edit: Hah, I already missed some.
- DotA doesn't deserve even an eighth of the hype it gets.
- Very new-player unfriendly. All you 133754uc3 pros used to be new, I don't care how long ago DotA stole your decency and soul.
- "ZOMG j00 4R3 N07 1337, GTFO". What's ironic is that the "z" most people use is the result of missing the shift key and hitting z instead, clearly the work of someone that is totally not 1337. Or maybe a little too 1337, because "teh" is mostly considered 1337. Either way, way to go morons!