What Pisses You Off?

[Redeemer59]

I don't really believe in it either.

Oh yeah, more stuff that pisses this soul-eater off.

-Not knowing what to blow 21 adventures in Kingdom of Loathing on.
-Island Defense's degenerating community
-People who hate on Neil Young without knowing how to spell his goddamn name. (Seriously, if you're gonna say he's a hippy or some shit, learn his name for gods sake...)
-Acne and my bad case of it.

 

[Just_Spectating]

when your mom or dad embarrasses you..

 

[Shados]

I don't really believe in it either.

Oh yeah, more stuff that pisses this soul-eater off.

-Not knowing what to blow 21 adventures in Kingdom of Loathing on.
-Island Defense's degenerating community
-People who hate on Neil Young without knowing how to spell his goddamn name. (Seriously, if you're gonna say he's a hippy or some shit, learn his name for gods sake...)
-Acne and my bad case of it.

Doing Bounty Hunter quests for Filthy Lucre, obviously.

-*meow*

 

[Belgarath]

#badly sfx'd movies / games
#rainy days, I have to wear my itchy top then (God, I hate school uniform at times)
#computers like my friend used to have. It took about 15 minutes to actually start up D:
#people who don't like water
#the subject Technology at school
#bad pies, ie. too much pastry.

 

[Ralle]

N00bs. As in "Do this for me" instead of "Teach me how to do this"

 

[brad.dude03]

Indeed. Every n00b wants to achieve the glory without the hard work.

 

[DesKaladA]

N00bs. As in "Do this for me" instead of "Teach me how to do this"

Indeed. Every n00b wants to achieve the glory without the hard work.

ah yes i forgot that one
i get all of these people wispring me on b.net

"Oh plzz help me make my 1337 map you wont get cred for it but plzz"

 

[Dr00d]

People that think they are vampiers. You're not, get over it.

 

[Belgarath]

My teacher who's always threatening and bluffing, but never does anything ...

 

[Redeemer59]

People that think they are psionic vampires. You're not, get over it.

Fix'd to fit my own experience... The guy was also a racist, sexist, homophobe, hacker (and still managed to think he was a good player), and had no respect for anybody except himself. Oh yeah, he kept wishing his parents would die because they don't let him eat fast food 4 days out of the week.

 

[Elenai]

Insolent fools who know not what terrible wrath they are bestowing upon themselves with insolent abuse by the whims of their anathema will!

 

[MySpaceBarBroke]

Buddhists. Yeah, fuck them.

 

[Pyritie]

Buddhists. Yeah, fuck them.

:O

- People who call me a dracophile.

 

[Kimbo]

-People who call me a cake.

 

[Dr00d]

Cake is awsome. But when people put fruit in mah cake... well.

Ya know, why do they call it fruit cake? I can't find anyfruit in there... it's like it's composed of everything BUT fruit. So yea...

Let's go kill all the fruit cakes.

 

[Kaitech[SanD]]

People who say stuff like tacos, tortillas and other yummy foods taste like shit or are high in fat! (My food tech teacher and other retards like hat are my sworn enemies!)

 

[Elenai]

....I like fruitcake....YES I know...its wierd.

And yes....I also hate food police.

 

[Redeemer59]

Health nuts. I don't CARE if I shouldn't be eating all this candy from Halloween, I weigh 90lbs for god's sake...

Clean freaks. Seriously. They'd even try to make Junkyards all spiffy and shiny... and- OH MY GAWD AN ANT AAAAAAAAGH *spray insecticide all over house... all over kids... all over pets... all over computer...*

 

[brad.dude03]

Clean freaks are blagh, but a certain level of cleanliness should be retained for hygeine reasons at least.

And the food police are right, the risk in junk food isn't just gainging weight, it's diabetes, heart disease, etc, and a million other things that could all result from eating the wrong foods. You may not be fat, but that doesn't mean you're healthy.

Also, fruitcake blows.

 

[MySpaceBarBroke]

:O

- People who call me a dracophile.

Do people call you Moses? Because it looks like you're in da nile!

PUN'D

Anyhow, new thing that pisses me off. Teachers who practically give answers away during tests so the idiots can catch up with the train of thought.

 

[Gilles]

I love this! I can't see why anyone would hate it.

 

[MySpaceBarBroke]

People who completely agree with Maddox. If you're going to be (a) fucking sheep, at least blindly follow someone who ISN'T against it.

Also, on the list of political sheep, cyber libertarians. People who reiterate any political controversy covered by South Park, despite the fact that there's barely anything controversial about it. They always try to find some middle point between one side or the other.

 

[Belgarath]

- A teacher I had in Germany, he was obsessed with ants. He had a species named after him, he took care not to step onto them outside.
"OH GOD, IT'S AN ANT, WORSHIP IT!"
- Gangsters.
- This guy at my school who threatened my friend, even though he's about a foot taller than him ... That's not the reason though, he's an asshole.

 

[HeretoDLstuff]

People who maul my name. My online one and my RL one.

 

[Dionesiist]

I piss Wulf off.

 

[HeretoDLstuff]

When somthing I worked hard on gets ruined.

....or did I allready say that.

 

[Cheeder]

- A teacher I had in Germany, he was obsessed with ants. He had a species named after him, he took care not to step onto them outside.
"OH GOD, IT'S AN ANT, WORSHIP IT!"
- Gangsters.
- This guy at my school who threatened my friend, even though he's about a foot taller than him ... That's not the reason though, he's an asshole.

Ants are very unique. I try not to step on them. There's no difference than shooting a cow and stepping on an ant. Murder is murder. Well, i guess most time stepping on an ant is manslaughter. hehe. But ants are cool. They can get anywhere, no matter what or how many obstacles.

For some reason popular opinion has nothing against people eating live animals on Fear Factor yet beating a dog is.. OOOHHH, such a crime!
(i don't condone animal abuse)

 

[brad.dude03]

Insects and animals are very different things, and the general populace believes that insects suck anyway so no one cares.

 

[Cheeder]

Insects and animals are very different things, and the general populace believes that insects suck anyway so no one cares.

Yeah, some suck.. your blood, for instance. However, they are animals. This is why they are classified in the ANIMAL KINGDOM!

 

[brad.dude03]

They are animals, but people distinguish mammals as animals and insects as.... shit...

 

[Cheeder]

They are animals, but people distinguish mammals as animals and insects as.... shit...

exactly. But i understand that people are non-willingly and willingly ignorant, so i can't get pissed off at them.

 

[TheDivineBoss]

Getting bad grades and when my dad founds out (he registers it oh noz) makes me mad. D:

 

[MySpaceBarBroke]

exactly. But i understand that people are non-willingly and willingly ignorant, so i can't get pissed off at them.

I'm getting tired of starting debates, so let's just say I agree with you.

Ashton Kutcher pisses me off.
He has the sense of humor of a sixth grader telling jokes to his friends.
His acting in every role he plays is the same.
And he always has that stupid fucking grin on his face that begs for a sledgehammer.

Which leads me to something else I despise.

PUNK'D.

LOL! JAMIE KENNEDY EXPERIMENT + CELEBRITIES + HALF BAKED ASHTON KUTCHER MONOLOGUES BETWEEN EACH SKIT - HUMOR = MTV SHOW!

Not only that, but

Scenario 1:
A: I'm sorry, your wife didn't make it.
B: Oh my god...
A: Just kidding!
B: YOU SICK BASTARD.

Scenario 2:
A: I'm sorry, your wife didn't make it.
B: Oh my god...
Ashton Kutcher: YOU'VE BEEN PUNK'D!
B: AHAHAHAHAHAHAA

Of all the hidden camera shows I've seen, Punk'd has the sickest humor. The only way they cover it is with celebrities, and now that they've become a famous name, they can get away with even more shit. Why not repossess a man's house? Or destroy someone's $300,000 car? Or leave a baby in a parking lot? The possibilities are limitless!

 

[brad.dude03]

Shmah.

Just kidding.

Ashton Kutcher is a retard, and honestly PUNK'D isn't funny at all. If you want to watch a good show where people do very, very stupid things, Jackass just wins. Punk'd is just a sad wannabe.

I'm pissed that when I get good grades and my parents find out, they want me to do better still.

 

[Hakeem]

-People who call me a cake.

WTF?!?!

Public school pisses me off in general.

 

[MySpaceBarBroke]

People who bitch and whine about public schools piss me off in general.

 

[brad.dude03]

Catholic school ftw.

Or not.... no.... not at all....

 

[MySpaceBarBroke]

Lack of corporal punishment in schools pisses me off. If I was a teacher, and some little pissant was getting in the way of my teaching, I would to beat the shit out of him.

 

[Kimbo]

Kids would throw rubbers and pencils at the teacher just because she was from japan :/

 

[Hakeem]

People that want things done piss me off.
Not because I'm lazy, but because I want things done right.
Which is why so many of my assignments were late.
Public school sure has a funny way of measuring success.

You know, I don't like deadlines much at all.

 

[MySpaceBarBroke]

People that want things done piss me off.
Not because I'm lazy, but because I want things done right.
Which is why so many of my assignments were late.
Public school sure has a funny way of measuring success.

You know, I don't like deadlines much at all.

A: Welcome to Burger King, how may I take your order?
B: I'd like a Whopper
A: One moment please.
-=TWO HOURS LATER=-
B: Where the hell's my whopper?
A: We can have it done, or we can have it done right.

 

[Hakeem]

B: This isn't rocket science, just throw the thing together, there is no wrong way to eat a Reese's. It's not like I care how it's done, it all eats the same. And why the hell can't you get it done right in 2 hours?!?!

 

[MySpaceBarBroke]

Exactly my point. Homework isn't rocket science. Why can't you get it done in one day is beyond me.

Oh, and by the way, deadlines are because people like punctuality. If they don't know when, exactly, certain things happen day by day, it might be a liability for those who ARE actually organized, punctilious, etc. Why do you think measurements for time exist?

 

[Hakeem]

Actually, I'd probably take a while to make a burger too. Not 2 hours, but probably not without making the customer impatient or impacting productivity.

I didn't say that deadlines aren't useful, but I don't like them.

 

[MySpaceBarBroke]

Actually, I'd probably take a while to make a burger too. Not 2 hours, but probably not without making the customer impatient or impacting productivity.

I didn't say that deadlines aren't useful, but I don't like them.

People want things done both on time and right. Schools know your homework is done on time, because they collect it/check it. Schools know it's done right, because they correct it/have you take tests.

School parallels realistic life a lot better than homeschooling does. I'll tell you that much.

 

[Hakeem]

A lot of the great successes (Bill Gates, Einstein, etc.. there are many, many, examples) weren't the most dedicated students.
I don't think straight A's correlate to the most successful people.

 

[MySpaceBarBroke]

A lot of pirates weren't either. Yarrr...

These are my new shoes. They're good shoes. They won't make you rich like me, they won't make you rebound like me, they definitely won't make you handsome like me. They'll only make you have shoes like me. That's it.

 

[Kimbo]

who says you have to be smart to be successful? *points at many presidents and her prime minister*

EDIT: School isn't about being "smart", but combines important aspects of general knowledge and intellect with a hint of natural socialness of awesomeness to help you be successful in life.

I think i sound smart and if i do, awesome.

 

[Hakeem]

There are many different types of success. Not all require intelligence.

 

[MySpaceBarBroke]

School isn't about being "smart", but combines important aspects of general knowledge and intellect with a hint of natural socialness of awesomeness to help you be successful in life.

I think i sound smart and if i do, awesome.

She used awesome twice in one post! That's official copyright infringement!

There are many different types of success. Not all require intelligence.

Of course. Some require winning the lottery, or getting laid.