Behind the Scenes of RTS, Another place in the Game Daffa said...
Undead faction:
[Damaged Crypt Fiend Arrives]: Milich, The Humans are Messed up real bad. That Flame strike also burnt my butt.
[Ras Frostwhisper tries to smile, but he can't, cuz he is bones]: Great. Where shall we bring siege then?
Ass-burnt Crypt fiend: Let the Player decide.
(Somewhere, outside warcraft...)
The undead player: What happened on that Human Base? What? Wha... So sleepy... *yawn*... *Short nap*
(Inside RTS...)
Acolyte: Midreadlord, the player fell asleep when Creating the Ghoul army. His head fell on the mouse, and then followed on the Keyboard. The message of his head was the following "tygfrfgvvt".
Nerothos: Foul naive player.
Then darkness shall decide. Lemme find my iPhone...
Acolyte Whispers: Way better than my GLX...
Nerothos: Here! Where's that Line... ARGH! Where's the search field? ARGH!!!
*Duke wintermaul Arrives*
"Why the hell are You biting your iPhone??"
Nerothos: Can't find Line Winnie!
Winnie: Can't use the search field?
Nerothos: Can't find that too!
Winnie: Can't you simply Use telegram, Viber, or SMS?
Nerothos: I guess I can Send SMS...
*3 Minutes later*
Nerothos: ARGH! My long nails prevent me from Typing correctly!
Winnie: May *I* Do it? I got normal hands.
Nerothos: Make it quick.
(A Minute later...)
Winnie: done. Anything else to add?
Nerothos: No. Now give it to me...
Winnie: Hey, that Contacts are Way too familiar to me... Isn't this the iPhone that was stolen from me at Booty Bay? YOU DID IT! YOU *************************!
Nerothos: ARGH! I Needed to contact darkness one way or another... *casts Carrion swarm*
Winnie: Your soul shall Suffer my runeblade! *calls 2 ghouls*
*Nerothos sleeps Wintermaul*
*A Ghoul attacks Wintermaul to wake him*
*Nerothos Punches Wintermaul in the Stomach, dealing 1000 damage*
*Wintermaul casts Death pact on On of those Ghouls*
*Nerothos begins casting Inferno*
*Wintermaul Stabs Nerothos, ending his Channel, Killing Him, not really on-time*
*The Inferno falls on the Undead secondary base, destroying it utterly*
Wind-Walking Blademaster, scouting on the Base: Cool!
Shade: What happened? Lemme See... Is that a Blade?
A BLADEMASTER!
*Thebis-Ra Arrives after finishing a Priestess of the Moon*
"You said Blademaster?"
Blademaster: YIKES!
*Blademaster runs with all speed, but is hit by Thebis-Ra's Impale*
*Ras Casts frost nova on the Blademaster*
*Wintermaul casts Death coil on The Blademaster, Killing him*
Wintermaul: Yay! Bonus Experience!
Ras: The Experience is shared, genius.
Thebis-Ra: Why can't I raise Beetles? I mean I have enough mana.
Ras: YOU CAN'T CAST CARRION BEETLES ON HEROES CAUSE THEY DON'T HAVE CORPSES!!! Am I really surrounded by Stupid people?
Lich King, Far far away: Yes.
Ras: What was that?
Lich King: And you're one of them. You all are. You all serve the Legion, Because you are stupid. If you weren't, you were serving me.
*Far seer Casts hex on Ras, and the invasion begins*
(After 10 minutes)
Orc Far seer: We won! Lemme sing the song of Victory!
Tauren Chieftain: Go on.
Far seer:
" Storm, Earth and Fire... heed my call!
I am the son of the wind and rain,
Thunder beckons and I heed the call
If I die upon this day,
In battle I will fall
Hear me brothers gather up the wolves, <howl>
To battle, we will ride
War drums echo the beating heart,
Pounding from inside
Chorus:
STORM!
Black clouds fill the sky
EARTH!
I hear my battle cry
FIRE!
Thunder we'll bring forth...
DEATH!
From the power of the Horde...
Far Seer to the Warsong Clan,
To no man will I kneel
Feel the power and the energy,
For the black blood, honor, and steel
I feel the fire burning in my veins,
Lightning strikes at my command
By storm and earth, axe and fire,
We come to claim this land
Chorus
-guitar solo-
Yeeeeaaaahhhh!
Surrounded by the enemy,
The wolf among the hounds
Thunder turns to silence,
It took the hundred to bring me down
War brothers falling at my side,
With honor I will die!
Upon the Altar of the Storms,
I will be reborn
STORM
Black clouds fill the sky
EARTH
I hear my battle cry
FIRE
Thunder we'll bring forth...
DEATH
For I have been reborn!
STORM! <thunder crackles>
EARTH! <an earthquake is heard>
FIRE!
DEATH! <death sound>
From power of the Horde! "
Tauren chieftain: I Think you should sign up for Orgrimmarish Idol.
Far seer: Hell yeah!