How about this then? Perfect! A guy riding a pig that smokes, and smells the smoke into its nose. A skinny Abomination playing an organ wich appears to be itself. And in the end, hmm... poor man, trying to suicide it appears, but who can blame him, just think of all the staring eyes, and what if your dream was being a model for a really happy magazine, then who wouldnt go to the shower with a toaster, and frie yourself, and it works, mythbusters tested it!
nah just joking, well they did really test it, anyways sweet!