Twilight

brad.dude03 · Mar 26, 2009

Yes. Hot Topic now sells Edward Cullen Body Glitter. As if you wouldn't shop their before. Now you're considering running in with a molotiv, amirite?

LiOneSS · Mar 26, 2009

weee imma buy some glitter to pour it on my boyfriend!

Arvedui · Mar 26, 2009

brad.dude03 said:
Yes. Hot Topic now sells Edward Cullen Body Glitter. As if you wouldn't shop their before. Now you're considering running in with a molotiv, amirite?

Hot Topic needs to be destroyed for their continued rape of any and all real culture.

Teh_Ephy · Mar 26, 2009

idk, Hot Topic has done a pretty good job of representing emos and weeaboos. Body glitter sounds like it would leave a mess all over the place, though.

Arvedui · Mar 26, 2009

Teh_Ephy said:
idk, Hot Topic has done a pretty good job of representing emos and weeaboos. Body glitter sounds like it would leave a mess all over the place, though.

Like I said: Real culture.

Anyway, I'm very thankful I have never read this series. Emo, Mormon, Vampires does not sound like my thing.

Teh_Ephy · Mar 26, 2009

Japan has real weird culture, and some of it is almost cool. Doesn't that count?

Megafyr · Mar 26, 2009

Japan is awesome! We all love Anime and unbeatable tv show challanges don't we? xD

Teh_Ephy · Mar 26, 2009

Japanese game-shows are definitely a culture all their own.

Tyranid · Mar 26, 2009

I've been to Japan and strangely enough... I didn't feel much different. I guess it was because 50 cent was constantly playing on a big ass screen on a building there. I guess I should have watched more TV on that trip.

Anyways... Twilight does unspeakable things to Vampires. Just... it's just wrong!

Teh_Ephy · Mar 26, 2009

Unspeakable in a bad way, not a hawt vampire secks way

Gausslander · Mar 26, 2009

Teh_Ephy said:
Unspeakable in a bad way, not a hawt vampire secks way

I swear, it's like it has the Jonas Brothers' effect on little girls! I hate the Twilight series with a passion.

WILL THE ALMIGHTY · Mar 26, 2009

brad.dude03 said:
Yes. Hot Topic now sells Edward Cullen Body Glitter. As if you wouldn't shop their before. Now you're considering running in with a molotiv, amirite?

If by molotov cocktail you mean homemade flamethrower, then yes, I am considering it.

MySpaceBarBroke · Mar 28, 2009

Today, someone in my English class suggested that instead of reading a poem every day in the morning, we should read a quote from New Moon. I tasted bile in my mouth. But then she continued on to reason that the main character was depressed at that point in the story, so it was a lot deeper. Never before have I regretted free speech this much.

brad.dude03 · Mar 28, 2009

I pity the sad state of your existence MSBB, I really do.

Dionesiist · Mar 28, 2009

Shut up, tards, the book are awesome!

Actually read the first two volumes. Ended up laughing out loud a couple of times at how stupid some of the characters are. And the only character with long hair cuts it!? That's cruel, you can have long hair and be a werewolf ffs!

Hawkwing · Mar 28, 2009

Dionesiist said:
Shut up, tards, the book are awesome!

Actually read the first two volumes. Ended up laughing out loud a couple of times at how stupid some of the characters are. And the only character with long hair cuts it!? That's cruel, you can have long hair and be a werewolf ffs!

You made a mistake, deciding to read the second one. D:

Dionesiist · Mar 28, 2009

Yeah, how can he even think of cutting his hair?
That and how the fuck did they walk out of a castle filled with sane(note, "carnivorous") vampires unscathed? The italian covenant part was pure rip-off off "The Vampire Armand"...

brad.dude03 · Mar 28, 2009

The Italian vampires were actually just a metaphor for the Catholic Church. Edward and the like are obviously the metaphorical Mormons.

WILL THE ALMIGHTY · Mar 28, 2009

See, I refuse to believe that, Brad. Because that would imply Stephanie Meyer has more skill than she actually does.

brad.dude03 · Mar 28, 2009

She doesn't do it purposely. It's hardwired into her because she's a stupid Mormon.

Dionesiist · Mar 29, 2009

They might be a metaphor, but all the while when reading the book, I was thinking which part of Ann Rice's Vampire Chronicles she rip-offed.

YouCantSeeMe · Mar 31, 2009

i know its a little late to apply.
but my opinion on the movie is:
that it is very interresting, romantic, surpricing.
it's special, and no one has ever made a movie just like that one.

brad.dude03 · Mar 31, 2009

I'm of the opinion that you don't know jack about quality filmmaking.

Teh_Ephy · Mar 31, 2009

Of course there's never been another movie like it. It's a romance movie with vampires, and it doesn't have any sex.

brad.dude03 · Mar 31, 2009

Ephy does have a point. Even Uwe Boll managed to add sex into his horrendously boring Bloodrayne films.

Dionesiist · Mar 31, 2009

They have sex in the fourth book and Bella gets horny in the third.

Teh_Ephy · Mar 31, 2009

What the hell sort of vampire romance series takes FOUR books for a sex scene? Also, someone mentioned a while back that they have sex in the third one, but that's still two books too late.

brad.dude03 · Mar 31, 2009

Mormon vampire books, obviously.

MySpaceBarBroke · Apr 1, 2009

Teh_Ephy said:
What the hell sort of vampire romance series takes FOUR books for a sex scene? Also, someone mentioned a while back that they have sex in the third one, but that's still two books too late.

The Mormon ones where they replace dark vampire lust with Deviantart-style love.

BlargHonk · Apr 2, 2009

Speaking of DeviantArt, is that where all the catgirl avatars are coming from?

Don't like romance books, or romance movies, or anything to do with romance

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