And to think that all this time bestoboy has been trapped in the Pool of Doom, close as hell to getting raped! A fool, I am!
*Enters the Moon Temple yet again and drops headlong into the Pool. When at last the struggling bestoboy can be seen Yoda draws his lightsaber and turns it on, this time to kick the tentacles' slimy butts. As he lands he slices three tentacles in half and tries, without success, to free bestoboy with the Force. He starts fighting the tentacles again.*
Two things besto:
1. This will teach you not to mess with girls and not to make homosexual gestures at straight people. (I'm just kidding again with my weird sense of humor)
2. Really, what are you- an orc or something??