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The King And Me Campaign
Good People, I bestow unto you the workings of comedy such as this. I present to you, the map that is planned to be epic in many cases.
The King and Me
This map is about about a story so powerful it will move your bowls...because it's so funny. Basically, It's a Joke campaign. Here is the
Keep in mind this is the prestory, not the game story. I cannot share the game story. The story is simple because it is what came shortly before the game and is only implied.
To Help me produce my map without it being cancelled I have decided to separate it into two submission parts. The campaign uses a myriad of cool things that differentiate from the norm. Did I mention the campaign is voiced?
Let me tell you about the voices
This campaign is mostly voiced by me, and I am redoing all the voices of the UI in each map. The voices are not open for people on this forum anymore for now. Not many people on this forum speak english well, so I am getting my friends to voice this for me. If you are truly interested in voicing for this game, post below and I will consider it.
Now let me tell you about the rest of the game
As you should have inferred, part one, and part two are two differently released sections of this campaign released at different times in order to make sure I actually finish it. There is also a 3rd part, a map called planned to be very big, so I must release it after part one and before part two. Part two has three maps. Starting with a melee type map where you must eliminate the enemy, and culminating with an aos map in which you must launch your army at each other and break through to defeat the gnoffle king, but since these gnoffles are slightly more powerful than your units, and the gnoffle king will come in himself after 10 minutes, it's going to be a tough one.
The terrain in this part has been edited. This pic will remain as a feel for the game.
The king arrives at the fortress know as fort outpost on the outskirts of the kingdom's entrance entrance to the Great Wall of Pop and find that it is under attack by etapheurians, they quickly kill the scout force and prepare for battle. Once the etapheurians are driven back, general bingo's force arrives from a raid.
G-Zey discusses a treaty with the etapheurians but they won't hear it. Realizing it is hopeless to defend, G-Zey and Dan head off to prepare for war. Bingo however, catches up to them and tells them that etapheurians can't reject a challenge they think they can win and that their national sport is a Boss Rush type game called Madness. G-Zey gets the hint and decides to challenge them to Madness.
I would like it if some people joined the staff for this game, mainly I need a terrainer, a modeler might be nice too. Other than that I think I can handle it with my team of friends. Also, none of this stuff is required, I would like it, but I don't need it.
Comment and tell me what you think!
If you have any ideas I would love to hear them. I am going to try and change anything I can, and if you're really funny, or your idea is really inspirational, I may just give you credit.
Good People, I bestow unto you the workings of comedy such as this. I present to you, the map that is planned to be epic in many cases.
The King and Me
This map is about about a story so powerful it will move your bowls...because it's so funny. Basically, It's a Joke campaign. Here is the
Once upon a time there was a man named dan, a simple peasant just like all the other peasants of the kingdom of Pop. One day, Dan saved a cat from a tree, and a ceremonial knighting was held in his honor. So months later the king has caught wind that an army called the etapheureous-which means alliance of the scales in dragoonic- and they planned to invade Pop. The etapheurians were made up of the Dragoonkin, and myrrhlocs. However, the Commanders of Pop were all away on raids trying to find the Holy Man(but that's another story) so the king of Pop-named G-Zey- decides to actually knight one of the political knights, so he picks names out of a hat. Guess who he picks. So Dan is knighted in a small cave and the story continues from there.
Keep in mind this is the prestory, not the game story. I cannot share the game story. The story is simple because it is what came shortly before the game and is only implied.
To Help me produce my map without it being cancelled I have decided to separate it into two submission parts. The campaign uses a myriad of cool things that differentiate from the norm. Did I mention the campaign is voiced?
Let me tell you about the voices
This campaign is mostly voiced by me, and I am redoing all the voices of the UI in each map. The voices are not open for people on this forum anymore for now. Not many people on this forum speak english well, so I am getting my friends to voice this for me. If you are truly interested in voicing for this game, post below and I will consider it.
Now let me tell you about the rest of the game
As you should have inferred, part one, and part two are two differently released sections of this campaign released at different times in order to make sure I actually finish it. There is also a 3rd part, a map called planned to be very big, so I must release it after part one and before part two. Part two has three maps. Starting with a melee type map where you must eliminate the enemy, and culminating with an aos map in which you must launch your army at each other and break through to defeat the gnoffle king, but since these gnoffles are slightly more powerful than your units, and the gnoffle king will come in himself after 10 minutes, it's going to be a tough one.
Dan is knighted in a small cavern in this short intro designed to tell a small bit of the story(since I don't like intros I might as well make them short) the intro basically breaks you into who the characters are, and gives a first taste of a voice-acty goodness.
This is just a short intro that I added to test voices and set a precursor for the storyline. It is short and is not redundant. The voices help too.
Dan and G-Zey head off to kill the sujapipipillus so that no one will ever have to pronounce it's name again, after doing so they fight their way through monsters and head to their ally so they can build a small army and bring that army to fort outpost. Dan and G-Zey then head off to one of the cave entrances. The map is mostly exploration except for the building an army part, in which you must build units.
The terrain in this part has been edited. This pic will remain as a feel for the game.
In this campaign, I add more story and more funny. The campaign features some fun events and triggers. The most notable thing about this map, is that it starts out as exploration, but makes it's way to you owning a unit training building and a couple of nuke towers that are out of nukes. In this part of the map you must build an army of freaks that will aid you into the rest of the game.
The King and Dan and their troops find that the cave entrance has caved in and there is no way out...Except one... The emergency Teleporter. At the back of the cave. Using teamwork you must use both heroes by pressing the switches which switches to the other hero's troops. This goes on till you get to the boss which you must fight as a team. That is when the emergency teleporter teleports you to the random destination as it is designated to.
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In this map you must explore a cavern by switching between the parties of dan with some melee troops and G-Zey with some ranged troops. By activating special switches, Dan and G-Zey inadvertently help each other get to each other on the other side where they must face omnipitus. The self proclaimed "God" of the cavernous underground area.
You teleport just west of McGoggle's farm. You must communicate with him in a special way. After he is spoken to he gives you a zepman500(basically a zeppelin) to ride to the fortress.
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This map is a puzzle map, in this map you must decipher hints based on clues given by the Hints to complete sentences and communicate a conversation with old mcgoggle. The answers may be slightly obscure so you may need to look it up on the internet in order to figure out the expression or phrase used.
The king arrives at the fortress know as fort outpost on the outskirts of the kingdom's entrance entrance to the Great Wall of Pop and find that it is under attack by etapheurians, they quickly kill the scout force and prepare for battle. Once the etapheurians are driven back, general bingo's force arrives from a raid.
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In this map, you must defend for 1 hour real time using the freaks you had built in king's cavern. It is here that the king must defend against the etapheurians in the normal fashion.
G-Zey discusses a treaty with the etapheurians but they won't hear it. Realizing it is hopeless to defend, G-Zey and Dan head off to prepare for war. Bingo however, catches up to them and tells them that etapheurians can't reject a challenge they think they can win and that their national sport is a Boss Rush type game called Madness. G-Zey gets the hint and decides to challenge them to Madness.
None Yet
this map is like a boss rush and a single player RPG where you control an army in one. The game is simple, the offensive team who is fighting must defeat the bosses and defensive team must use the bosses to defend. The bosses will each be fought in an arena, but outside the arenas allies hide and try to help their teammates. On the other hand enemies lurk around the corner. It is truly a battle to the finish.
I would like it if some people joined the staff for this game, mainly I need a terrainer, a modeler might be nice too. Other than that I think I can handle it with my team of friends. Also, none of this stuff is required, I would like it, but I don't need it.
Comment and tell me what you think!
If you have any ideas I would love to hear them. I am going to try and change anything I can, and if you're really funny, or your idea is really inspirational, I may just give you credit.
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