The Daily Peon

[Bernkastel]

Kicked out already? Faster than I presumed.

 

[trolman]

Not yet... but I will if i continue skiping classes and drowning in alcohol every night.

 

[Bernkastel]

Bad. Bad!

 

[trolman]

Yeah its terrible...

 

[Tleno]

 

[trolman]

Meanwhile....

 

[trolman]

 

[AIagremm]

Tanks, Doug.

 

[trolman]

Its doge

also you need to buy this

 

[trolman]

>it's the year 2025
>i am playing my XXbox in my mothering bay.
>decide to watch a film on Netflix.
>choose Paranormal Activity 12
>it's socially terrifying. A young, empowered womyn moves in with a strange man who lives on his own. She soon realises that the matriarchy approved nannycams are broken in this man's house.
>one night, she walks in on him shaving. she then realises that this man isn't taking his oestrogen pills.
>due to testosterone, this man, after a lovely dinner with the womyn, forces himself on her in a brutal rape, as he forced her to have sex with him by being attractive.
>she becomes pregnant
>the womyn and the child are taken away by the gender security services
>the child is born as a cis white male
>womyn thinks she can raise the child as an upstanding gender-neutral member of society
>the child, at age 6 refuses to sign up for tumblr
>he then winks at his mother, and asks her to make a sandwich
>her child is enforcing the patriarchy
>she checks his priviledge
>it's off the scale
>Strong Womyn Assault Team are forced to raid the house and kill the child.

>it's so terrifying I have to take an oestrogen shot to calm down

 

[AIagremm]

Brilliant.

 

[trolman]

 

[AIagremm]

 

[trolman]

<rage>

 

[AIagremm]

Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat.

 

[AIagremm]

Also, that is one lame-ass sex change.

 

[AIagremm]

 

[trolman]

Well you guys... i called her... her bf picked up and said "dont you realise she doesent want to talk to you?"

MFW atm

 

[Azsure]

Well what did you expect? You even seem like you were seeking for it.

 

[Misha]

..you guys are getting too random >.>

 

[trolman]

Whatever sometime tommorow i leave for university and wont be back for several weeks so that means very little internet time so not gonna hang around here much...

 

[Misha]

wish ya luck at Uni, trolman

 

[Tleno]

That's... weird on many levels!

 

[trolman]

Well i hope it goes better than first week, should really focus more on my studies than on her and drinking.

 

[AIagremm]

I love how British enterntainment is better even on the Internet.

 

[Misha]

alagremm, that picture in the builder convo is way too big, way too low-res, and way too spammy Ouo

 

[AIagremm]

Spammy? Why?

 

[Misha]

because it's big? and offtopic?

 

[AIagremm]

Ant said that Vel will be happy. I implied that Vel is dead.

There. That's it. Boom.

 

[Misha]

it's called education, not death, lol
i dare ya to find a meme on that now

 

[AIagremm]

 

[Misha]

I'm not too sure that one fits, lol

 

[Tleno]

Of course it fits!

 

[VeljkoM]

I am so glad I considered dead already...

 

[Amargaard]

Oh fuck, tried amphetamin for the first time yesterday night (Sucks compared to MDMA by the way) and slept with an ugly girl - luckily didn't do anything other than kissing tho, but she will obviously tell anybody about it...... >.>

 

[Misha]

duh, you and your pictures, lol

 

[AIagremm]

 

[Wolfe]

http://theaimn.com/2013/09/22/give-tony-a-chance-youre-kidding-me/

I know you guys probably have governments that are worse than this, but really this is a detriment to Australia.

Oh, and hi tleno!

 

[Tleno]

Am, don't tell me weed is not a gateway drug now.

I am not that acknowledged of Australian politics, but at least to me the article sounds damn biased. It almost reminds me of how Conservapedia pictures Democrat party and liberals...

 

[VeljkoM]

Yea but the thing is it doesn't have to be 100% true and yet that guy still sounds like hurricane.

 

[Wolfe]

The man made himself Minister of Women's Affairs and Indigenous Affairs. Plus all of the media related changes are for the benefit of Rupert Murdoch, the world's favourite right-wing media overlord.

 

[AIagremm]

All I know of Austraian politics is summed up in this video.

 

[Wolfe]

Hahaha Tony Abbott is the speechless one. In response to a soldier dying in the Middle East, he said "shit happens" and when questioned by a journalist he just nodded and didn't reply.

 

[AIagremm]

I love SexuaLobster. He is the prime proof of Australian creativity.

 

[Tleno]

Hahaha Tony Abbott is the speechless one. In response to a soldier dying in the Middle East, he said "shit happens" and when questioned by a journalist he just nodded and didn't reply.

I'd vote for him. Finally a president who holds his mouth shut!

 

[AIagremm]

 

[Azsure]

Reading past comments buried here surely is nostalgic.

 

[AIagremm]

 

[Azsure]

Fanfiction... I died. Still, silly Joseph, everybody knows the third book is the Qu'ran.

 

[Amargaard]

Any of you have deviantART accounts?