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[Amargaard]

Thirded, Al put words on the thing all of us long wanted to say.

A crush of mine kissed some other guy at a party I was at yesterday, but heck I flirted with other girls - Life goes the fuck on! And you can decide the direction of your life yourself.. when you was younger and looked forward to your future life, was it really alcoholism, depression, and miserable lonelyness you pictured yourself going through?? I don't think so, but don't lie to yourself, or us for that matter, it is not too late to change it...

 

[VeljkoM]

I guess we can say this is intervention and we all agree Trollman can and should move on with his life and stop drinking.

 

[Bernkastel]

Relationships are so silly. Everyone should do what I do. I married myself.

 

[VeljkoM]

But it will be tough divorce.

 

[Amargaard]

I personally prefer just staying single, and bang everyone I get the opportunity to

 

[AIagremm]

Classic Amargaard.

 

[Amargaard]

My point is that it could be a classic Trolman too, if only he wanted to

 

[Misha]

>.>
<.<
.u.

 

[AIagremm]

Classic Misha.

 

[Azsure]

I personally preffer just staying single, not touch a single woman and remain virgin all my happy life after adopting. How's that?

 

[AIagremm]

Classic Azsure.

 

[Tleno]

Am I the only one who hopes to one day find a woman of my dreams and happily live ever after?

 

[AIagremm]

A WOMAN!? Tleno, how will I ever teach you to be a proper gay gentleman, if you keep having these sick urges?

 

[Amargaard]

I'd love that thought mister Tleno, but unfortunately I'm not good at long relationships.. :b

 

[VeljkoM]

Oh Am one day you'll find that woman. But that is far away future.

 

[AIagremm]

I don't have a single female acquaintance in a 1000 kilometer radius.

 

[Tleno]

By far away future Veljko means "Age of extensive, accessible cloning and mind manipulation".

Well, Al, Dutch females aren't pretty so they must be easy to lure. Probably. Maybe...

 

[VeljkoM]

Well in next life go to Scandinavian countries.

And Tleno you translated my words well.

 

[Bernkastel]

What is classic me then!? What is classic me?!

 

[Misha]

classic Xi

 

[Bernkastel]

That is not classic me, you impenetrable numbskull!

 

[Misha]

*burnicates Xi* ~.~

 

[Bernkastel]

You are not unlike an ant fighting the sun.

 

[Amargaard]

Scandinavia's kewl Velj, but Denmark is by far the best up here. I mean, price for alcohol in Sweden is waaaay higher, plus you'll have to be 20 to buy or something, and have to do it in one special store, with lots of control. Compare that to danish laws, where you can buy alcohol as 16-year-old, it's part of our culture and nobody's gonna change that
In Norway, on the other hand, it's the tobacco prices that are crazily high, and none of those places have a place like Christiania, where you can buy all the weed you want. Denmark is awzum! <3

And miss, there's no words to describe you, yet anybody knows what you're like - why do you think we made up that "Bernkastry"-term? :b

 

[Tleno]

I can't wait for you stricten your laws regarding all that, similarly to Netherlands increasing age requirements...

 

[VeljkoM]

Legal age to buy alcohol what's that? Please you guys up there are tame, come to the Non-EU side and I assure you, here prices are very cheep by your "western" standards.

 

[Bernkastel]

Stubborn incompetence.

 

[AIagremm]

In Russia alcohol and especially tobacco are incredibly cheap by European standarts. But that's not the point at hand.

 

[VeljkoM]

Sorry Ma'am but modern standards for henchmen, minions, employees is at all time low. There is no longer proper education, no discipline and worse of all the new laws reducing death penalty made it even worse because failure no longer is that bad.

 

[Silly Lil Ant]

Hwaht is this?

I fight the Sun very effectively I think!

 

[Bernkastel]

Acknowledge capitals, child of man.

 

[Amargaard]

*Child of insects

 

[VeljkoM]

Do not correct daughter of gods.

 

[Amargaard]

Pfff more like laughter of farts

 

[Bernkastel]

Burn to cinders.

 

[Amargaard]

Turns to winters.

.. I make no sense, do I? x)

 

[Bernkastel]

You're dumb.

 

[VeljkoM]

Now now mistress watch your manners. It isn't befitting of your glorious self.

 

[Bernkastel]

Whatever..
*Leans back*
You kick his sorry rear then.

 

[Tleno]

 

[VeljkoM]

*me chops Am with axes*

 

[Amargaard]

Ouch, what was that for?

 

[VeljkoM]

It hurts less then Tauren kick.

 

[Amargaard]

So you're calling it a nice thing to do because of that? >,>
*bashes Velj back with the flat site of worn pickaxe*

 

[Tleno]

Amargaard...



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[Tleno]

Trolman: Last Activity: 10-06-2013 01:49 PM
I don't think it's dead yet... :O

 

[Azsure]

 

[AIagremm]

“Boredom is the fear of self.”
― Marie Joséphine de Suin

 

[Bernkastel]

Can we kill some pinoys? Nobody will even notice.

 

[Tleno]

...is The Weird Human with them?