The Daily Peon

[Tleno]

Yes. No wait... NO!

Planing to get? Yes.
Find that place cool / cool enough of my awesomeness? NO!
Got any alternatives? Um... no?

 

[Azsure]

There are some things that are better off not knowing... for the health of your own.

 

[Tleno]

/\ that guy has one but as stated better not know about it... although it's totally okay!

 

[AIagremm]

 

[AIagremm]

I finally know what to do with my life.

 

[Tleno]

... legally change your name to Gunter?

 

[AIagremm]

This group right now, or whatever.

 

[Amargaard]

Bah, Wazzz got all crazy at me >.>

 

[Azsure]

That looks like a Deja Vu, but whining about it without having deleted all your posts in the conversation would have made the whining less meaningless.

 

[Azsure]

Cool, I have Herpes.

 

[Amargaard]

I haven't deleted them, he did, and blocked me afterwards, but I swear, I played nice all along, except for when I mentioned I would make a better admin than him, but even that I said in a nice way, and it was obvious anyways >.>

Wat? Seriously?

 

[Azsure]

Well it's not type 1 (not in genitals if that's what you were thinking) It's on my waist, apparently it's just a virus that went over me out of nowhere.

Edit: Oh thank God, it's not Herpes, it's Folliculitis, which makes perfect sence btw. But I'm still unsure, I will let Doctor LK give me his diagnosis:

Abomination

 

[Amargaard]

Just promise me you won't infect your entire class with it, like I did with scabies - everyone suddenly starts to think you are a monster and an evil bastard :l

 

[Azsure]

How am I going to infect them again? I don't even think Folliculitis is contagious even, regardless, even if it was Herpes, it's a minor one, it dissapears in a matter of days or a week at most just like the wounds you get on your lips or mouth when you bite yourself.

 

[Amargaard]

Sure 'bout that? I've heard herpe's one of the sexual diseases that can't be cleaned away

 

[AIagremm]

Not neceserrily, it's just one of the usual ways the disease is transmitted.

 

[Azsure]

Hmm, according to the Doctor, it could be Dengue. Good news, it's curable (Well actually it isn't, but eventually symptoms will dismiss in a week or so if treated), bad news, it could be a deadly disease for some... many. Even badder news, they say the second time you caught Dengue, it is usually fatal. Good news, it's my first time.

 

[Amargaard]

Wow man, don't die on us! D:

 

[Legion_King]

Glad I'm not in that continent.

 

[AIagremm]

Europe and Middle East are lovely in that regard. Asia in general too, really. South-Eastern Asia though...

 

[VeljkoM]

Ok no need to panic I am sure everything will be ok...

 

[Amargaard]

Is this going to be the end? Vel, I'm scared :c
*hides behind the tauren*

 

[trolman]

Im baack, time to read what you fags wrote over the past two weeks.

 

[Amargaard]

Honestly not much to read

But on another news I won my first deviantART contest, weeeeee!

 

[trolman]

Well nothing fun happened here. Nothing really happened at uni either, just a shit ton of drinking on my side and thinking of her, its been 3 weeks since i've seen her yet she's not out of my mind. Fucking shit sucks you guys. Hope she's online or something today/tommorow. Will eventualy get internet at my room. Roomates are somewhat decent/bearable. Will be here till sunday then maybe some more time away

 

[Bernkastel]

Leave her the fuck alone already.

 

[trolman]

>implying i've had any contact with her since the last time i was here

Its called LOVE

 

[Bernkastel]

That love is one-sided. Stop it.

 

[Legion_King]

Heh, love, a pathetic word.

 

[Bernkastel]

As a word, yes.

 

[Azsure]

It's called OBSESSION.

 

[trolman]

No az, i know its love, i feel it in my heart. Yes i know its bad lk and i know theres no point of it xi yet theres nothing to do at this point, just...have to let time pass...wait for a miracle...

 

[Bernkastel]

As former Bernkastel. I state with certainty that a miracle will not happen.

 

[trolman]

Its what i need. Tho i've bearly been religious for the past two weeks, dont even know what to do anymore.

 

[AIagremm]

 

[trolman]

*meanwhile at trolman's place*

 

[AIagremm]

Oh get over yourself.

 

[trolman]

 

[trolman]

Talked with her finaly, she told me to fuck off and forget about her. Lol nope two more weeks of alcoholism here i come!

 

[Azsure]

So, can we officially end this subject once and for all eternity now?

 

[trolman]

Fuck no.

 

[Azsure]

Well, I wish you good luck with achieving that restraining order then.

 

[AIagremm]

Why the fuck not? You got re-rejected. Re-re-rejected.

Get over it, Jesus. You are the 9/11 of virgins.

 

[Bernkastel]

Restraining order on the way.

 

[Tleno]

Trolman, seriously, you'll either end commiting suicide, have depression and alcoholism for the rest of your life which is even worse, or you'll grow up and stand back on your feet. Seeing as you're still acting like a crybaby I am rather skeptical about the last one, although we all here wish you'd do that, and the sooner the better.

Plus, Tleno - Casanova - Einstein scientific theory states that even if you met the greatest female on the planet, there's even greater one... the greater is your welfare, the greater is the chance you find her!

 

[trolman]

 

[trolman]

leaving soon

 

[AIagremm]

Trolman, stop this bullshittery. Your parents worked hard to get you to give you a better life, they send you to university to find success in life...

But there you fucking are, sitting around and crying, drinking like a little god damn bitch! You're ruining your 19-year long life because of a girl that has been in it for less than a FUCKING YEAR. And I would understand if she liked you, I would understand if it was a love that could not happen because of powers that be...

BUT SHE DOES NOT GIVE A FUCKING SHIT ABOUT YOUR SORRY CRYBABY LIFE. All you do is cry cry cry, picturing yourself as a bloody knight in shining armor that will take her away from the ungreatful people who do not see her 'perfect brilliance'. But you're not Prince Charming.

YOU ARE A DRUNK STALKER.

THAT'S IT.

A DRUNK FUCKING STALKER.

Why would she love you, why would ANYONE love you? Why would anyone love a sore loser that is drowning himself in alcohol, while trying to get the girl who hates him?

Stop being an IDIOT. Throw out the alcohol, wipe the snot off your chin and BECOME SOMEONE WORTH LOVING.

 

[Tleno]

Seconded. It appears to me the alcohol has fried your brain circuitry into a closed cycle of crybabyness.
I have to admit that if originally your depression combined with posted memes was hilarious, now you look drab and, well, just repeating the things you already did.

Tell me, Trolman, do you believe there's nothing else you can do in your life except for this?

 

[Bernkastel]