The Daily Peon

[Joe-black-5]

all for peon and peon for all

 

[Squiggy]

What is this?
If I'm not the masterpeon, you will suffer for eternity D:

 

[Pyritie]

I ain't no peon.

 

[Nichita_00]

Ur not teh masta' peon! And py it isnt about hive peons, its about peons!

 

[Joe-black-5]

its about hive peons not peons!!!!

 

[Squiggy]

ololpwnt

 

[Misha]

lol i thought this was some newspapers xD "the daily peon" xD

 

[Joe-black-5]

Pyritie is a dragon with a dragon icon, he is not a peon, in fact he eats peons, i cant work like this

 

[Nichita_00]

Joe black, im da masta peon sho shut up!11 And it's kind of a newspaper... and of a mega-uber-big (248237437890423 members) community.

 

[NearbyHermit]

I'm a Headhunter!

But I was a Peon

 

[Kebab_Taxi]

Nichita_00 build me a burrow!

 

[Vercas]

Job's done
Nichita_00, i am better than you here =3
hi boyz

 

[Nichita_00]

Am I going mad or ppl r reely joini this grp? awezum.. well.. lets add peonpix!
VERCAS UR VIEWIN DIS RIGHT NOW MWHAHAHAHA PWNT

 

[Vercas]

lol XD
and I, as Misha, took this is a kind of newspaper =D

 

[Nichita_00]

let's invent a new verb, from newspaper! TO NEWSPAPE! XD

 

[Misha]

it's the "TM" i guess xD (in the group intro)

 

[terradont]

I need an indestructible superburrow.

 

[Nichita_00]

Wooooooooooooooo! (more woo) haha i pwnt u nabs. News time! (Yes, it IS a newspaper) The news: This newspaper had NO OFFICIAL news from wehn it was founded, so please GET ON, RIDE SOME NEWS AND GIVE BIRTH TO SOME STORIES!

 

[Misha]

BREAKING NEWS: a highly respected archon Misha has anounced that he'll be creating a new campaign based on an old Serbian faery tale......... more on page 10
xD

 

[Nichita_00]

I want an ASSFUCKING STORY!! NOW NOW NOW!

 

[terradont]

Escaped with Burrows
A peon named Terradont was brutally attacked yesterday by a band of undead. He managed to escape by hiding in burrow after burrow while the undead destroyed his beloved home.
Now he is trying to rebuild his home at an unknown location, but rumor has it that his location has been revealed by the undead. Read more at page 11.

 

[DrPepper1]

I don't see the point of the group, but the name is wicked!

 

[Nichita_00]

Awesome news, terra! We're waiting for more. Visit www.TheDailyPeon.com! for more fuckin' awesome news!

 

[Nichita_00]

The page doesn't exist irl

 

[terradont]

It's no fun if i'm the only one writing :O

 

[leet.firefox]

BREAKING NEWS
A peon chops down a tree, future existence of wildlife as we know it is at stake. More on pg. 3425

 

[terradont]

Exclusive Interview with the peon Terradont
"Work, work!" Terradont says.

 

[Nichita_00]

Woah awesome

 

[Misha]

a shortage of peon skins on hive!

read on page 7

 

[Nichita_00]

Laaa post something

 

[Nichita_00]

SHOCK STORY ! ! !
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While he was mining, a sludge creature crawled upon him and raped him! Also, in that night, the raped miner, Grubash Lubonk, was murdered by his wife in an act of deep jealousy. Pictures and more shock stories at p. 666

 

[Misha]

now that's a bit too weird oO

weirder than the Boston strangler headlines '~'

 

[Nichita_00]

Let's make a Josef Fritzl-related thing.. that man rules if it wasn't for the incest and he wasn't old.. If he was a sexy young guy raping her, it would be sooo ok.

 

[Misha]

now don't make yellow print out of this xD

 

[Fussiler1]

Shocking news! Right from our reporter in Ogrimmar.

''Thank you, Nichita. Here I stand, Fussiler, right next to the workplace of the peons. Incredible news has come! Warchief Thrall, wanting to make the peons less slavish and more Orcish, have made a Peon Day! This is a small step for Orcanity, but a big one Peonity! I stand now, watching the Peons dance of happyness because they got finally a day free in the whole year, which is rare. The only day they ever got free was when the Shadow council was destroyed. A great day for the Peons! However, there were also some people protesting because peons would ''defile'' the air with their stank if not working. Now live, here is the leader of the peons, Mork!''
''No work work more!''
''Well, that's clear enough!''

Read more at Pag. 2.

 

[Fussiler1]

'Hm..

 

[Misha]

Breaking news! The Mighty archon Misha decided to do something to do for the peon community by training them into something greater...

for more info visit: http://www.hiveworkshop.com/forums/members/150504-albums1917-picture18995.html

 

[trolman]

Breaking news
CORRUPTION IN THE ASHENVALE MINES

Yesturday a far seer found out about a number of gold thefts in the mines of Ashenvale,he claims that after his outpost started using more than 50 food the 5 peons working in the mine started to take 4 of the gold for themselfs.They 've been sentensed to death by becoming wofl food.


If you see someting like this, please report to your local barracks.

 

[Misha]

....was anyone even slightly interested by my model Wip? =.=

 

[terradont]

I checked it, but was too lazy to comment.

 

[Misha]

yeah, do comment.

 

[trolman]

THE OGRIMAR SHAMAN
Yesterday after the death of a respected grunt the shaman who killed him by casting a crapy Bloodlust was executed during night fall.Our reporter Trolman got a picture after the execution!Read more on page 8.

Also i'll add a pic from my last story.And Misha the grunt was ok but nothing special 2/5.

 

[Misha]

yeah i do need to work on him more, don't think i'll leave him like that

 

[trolman]

Is the daily peon dead ?

 

[Misha]

it is the swine flu! Quick! order the authorities to go on a mass pig slaughter all over Azeroth. We must act!

lol.. x3

 

[trolman]

(glad it's still alive) Espect a report from trolman on swine flue SOON.

 

[Misha]

good, the news need carnage

(lol.. fixed "pic" typo to "pig" in my previous post)

 

[trolman]

Part 2 of the swine flu news tomorow.

 

[trolman]

Part 2 is out!
Read more on page 116

 

[Misha]

My informers told me that there has been some casualties from the infection

(pick unit or hero you hate )