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>it's the year 2025
>i am playing my XXbox in my mothering bay.
>decide to watch a film on Netflix.
>choose Paranormal Activity 12
>it's socially terrifying. A young, empowered womyn moves in with a strange man who lives on his own. She soon realises that the matriarchy approved nannycams are broken in this man's house.
>one night, she walks in on him shaving. she then realises that this man isn't taking his oestrogen pills.
>due to testosterone, this man, after a lovely dinner with the womyn, forces himself on her in a brutal rape, as he forced her to have sex with him by being attractive.
>she becomes pregnant
>the womyn and the child are taken away by the gender security services
>the child is born as a cis white male
>womyn thinks she can raise the child as an upstanding gender-neutral member of society
>the child, at age 6 refuses to sign up for tumblr
>he then winks at his mother, and asks her to make a sandwich
>her child is enforcing the patriarchy
>she checks his priviledge
>it's off the scale
>Strong Womyn Assault Team are forced to raid the house and kill the child.

>it's so terrifying I have to take an oestrogen shot to calm down
 
The man made himself Minister of Women's Affairs and Indigenous Affairs. Plus all of the media related changes are for the benefit of Rupert Murdoch, the world's favourite right-wing media overlord.
 
Hahaha Tony Abbott is the speechless one. In response to a soldier dying in the Middle East, he said "shit happens" and when questioned by a journalist he just nodded and didn't reply.
 
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