The Daily Peon

[Legion_King]

The peons will have no better fate than the wretched if they attempt to study the Arcane.

 

[Azsure]

Try to tame a bipolar being with two brains.

 

[Amargaard]

The Wretched only ended up that way, because they were addicted to Arcane, and when the Sun Well was destroyed, they could get no more mana.
Peons studying Arcane doesn't have to get them addicted to something like the Sun Well, and even if it will, it won't be as much as the drugged up Wretched.

And well.. Peons just give 'em weed, smoke 'em high, so they feel all chill and then it's easy to show them a friendly spirit to cooperate with - and BAM, a chimaera is tamed and ready to be ridden ^^

 

[AIagremm]

Am, what are your thoughts of legalisation of marijuana?

 

[Legion_King]

Now that you mentioned mana, there is the fact that peons don't have mana to even try Arcane magic.

 

[Azsure]

Chimeras have a diet of meat! They don't feed of pitiful herbs.

 

[Amargaard]

@Al: The laws where you are right now should be globalized, only changed a bit

@LK: Duh, it depends on who creates the map, if peons have mana or not, don't it?

@Az: Chimaeras don't know what they are missing then

 

[trolman]

Why not carry a knife? Kebabs everywhere around here, gotta watch your back, im alone in this big town and my steal is the only one i can trust.

So yeah...in uni.... kinda sux... but theres drinking

 

[Tleno]

Globalized? No thanks, here people have common sense and don't go chewing all the crud until they choke on it, but in many other countries? Just give them a new addictive anything and one third of your population will have massive health issues!

So yes, I say, alcohol, light drugs, cigarettes and so on should be legal, but given extremely high quality standards and high pricing, turning all these things into luxury goods you can't consume everyday!

 

[Amargaard]

I like your point, but to your information, cannabis goes under the "light drugs" category you mentioned. There's a reason why many consumers refuse to even call it a drug, with mottos like "I don't do drugs, I smoke weed", marijuana is not addictive on a level like cocaine, negotine, heroine and other other dangerous drugs, but more like caffeine or .. yeah, even hamburgers. Your body doesn't crave for more, give you abstinences or so, but your mind might want more, just like the lust for a cup of coffee or hamburgers. It doesn't give you health issues, like several other drugs on the market - it is actually good for the system in many ways. However, of course weed has it's downs, like when users in extremely rare cases develops a hash phycosis, or like I personally experienced, suffered from a heavy depression - which forced me to stop smoking, whereafter I got back on track as the positive optimist. But conclusion is that it is far less dangerous than people think, it differs a lot from other drugs, and legalizing it would only create a sudden overflow in economics, as well as stealing back the market from criminals who earn who-knows-how-large-amounts by selling innocent drugs like cannabis everyday

 

[AIagremm]

Which do you think is safer and more beneficial, cannabis or alcohol? Any other adverse effects?

Do you agree with the statement that cannabis is a 'gateway drug' and that it's users are more prone to trying out harder kinds of drugs?

 

[Amargaard]

Cannabis for sure! It is scientifically proven that cannabis is better in most if not all ways, compared to alcohol. The latter kills lots of lots of brain cells with every consumption, the latter causes way more issues with organs and the body in general, and last but not least, the latter is way more addictive. Don't misunderstand me however, I'm not against alcohol - since I, like most people, won't get addicted, and won't get damaged organs, and won't become brain dead, etc. but I just find it weird how cannabis, who is far more innocent, can't be legal, like alcohol is.
And the gateway drug-thing is something I'd say depends heavily on the individual consumer. I started out drinking alcohol, which led me to smoke cigarettes, which led me to smoke weed. In weed, however, I found something new, and I decided that this would be my line and I would do no other drugs, and kept it that way for 2 years - until I suffered from my hash depression, and could smoke weed no more. Since the depression, I must admit that I have tried both poppers, and MDMA.
But it's all about the user - the user makes the decisions completely him/herself, and I know many people in both categories, half have tried more drugs, other half sticked with weed.

Are you writing a school project on marijuana or something?

 

[AIagremm]

Very well, I see.

I'm in uni, remember? No, this is my personal thing. I have the most wonderful idea lately.

 

[AIagremm]

Well this place is dead.

 

[Tleno]

OH GOD ALAGREMM... THE PICTURE YOU POSTED... IT MOV-- oh wait, .gif files, right!

Also, Amargaard, your claims are completely scientifically innaccurate! Everybody knows that... burgers cause abstinences!

 

[Azsure]

I just wanted to apologize for being an annoying douche the last few days, I have literally acted like a child and I'm sorry if I hurt some people with my words, you deserve to be treated with respect, and not the way of an immature Peter Pan like me.

 

[Amargaard]

@Al: Ooooh, sounds exciting! Can I ask what kind of wonderful idea? And DP never dies! The roleplaying in here, perhaps, but the discussions are destined to live on for all eternity I'm sure x)

@Tleno: Oh yeah! It is scientifically proven that peasants are the only ones falling for the abstinences, while everyone knows that peons can control themselves! Once again, peons are superior!

@Az: I don't know to who you are talking, and what you are basing your apology on, but I don't recall you acting immaturely and/or douchy at all

 

[Tleno]

@Am: You got the research wrong! It shows peasants may have a tendency to have addictions, while peons have at least one chronic addiction from birth. Also, it is scientifically proven peasants are 20% less smelly and have +5 resistance to reverse psychology. Oh, and bonus to pickaxe skills!

 

[Amargaard]

Chronic addiction? Do you mean addiction to weed, or the album by Dr. Dre? None are addictive, but both are awzum, and in that case I wouldn't mind my addictions!
Peons might be more smelly, and have less reverse psychology resistance, as well as no pickaxe bonus, but have you forgot the old vital research notes!?
They conclude that peons have +6 reverse psychology! And that instead of an ordinary pickaxe bonus, they have a Super pickaxe bonus! Which gives them the advantage over peasants, I'm sorry to say bro, but that's just the way it is
Additionally, it is commonly known by everyone that peons are 100% more protected while building stuff!

 

[trolman]

It seems like this place really hit the shit after i left

 

[Tleno]

Indeed... someone, it seems, just invented a new type of phrenology-grade science that says peons are better than peasant. Nonsence! Only thing better than Peasants are more Peasants!

 

[trolman]

peasant master race

 

[Amargaard]

Don't dare underestimate peons! They are a lot tougher than they used to be - proof below that they have made it to space! With me in lead! >

 

[Bernkastel]

They only send you there because you were proven to be a dangerous mutation.

 

[Amargaard]

... *sigh* ... Y-you're probably right, I guess they are better off without me.. I'll just fly into this black hole all alone then... :C

 

[Legion_King]

You're going to face him, having renounced everything.

 

[AIagremm]

Am, a black hole is just a supermassive object with a gravity so strong that not even light can escape it. You'll be crushed in a place where the laws of time and space do not apply.
Just saying. It won't transport you anywhere. What you need is a wormhole.

 

[Silly Lil Ant]

And as if by magic, Music appears!

 

[Amargaard]

Well, it is actually not a black hole, but I didn't want to reveal it's true name, or other details, in order for my secret secret of secrets to be kept secret a little longer. Did I mention secrets?

 

[Tleno]

Yay, Mandatory Muse Music™!

I assume you'll just encounter zerg or something else they have in space and have a mindblowing, epic super adventure featuring romance and nukes. Nothing unusual, that is!

P.S. Did I mention Chuck Norris is a peasant?

 

[Amargaard]

Damn, you guessed it, every detail and all >.>

 

[Silly Lil Ant]

Bitchez please, Everyone knows Mr Voodoo is the greatest being to ever have lived.

here

See he is so badass he is going to take on that wretched horde!

 

[Azsure]

Don't make me '-Summon Charon' on you.

 

[Tleno]

Don't make me reveal my true form on you!

 

[Amargaard]

Guess a profile!

 

[Bernkastel]

Alagremm, duh.

 

[Amargaard]

... but 50,000! Crazy amount of profile visits

And so is that music video by SLA - just watched it

This place's getting crazy! O.O

 

[Azsure]

I didn't see anything crazy in that video.

 

[Tleno]

I assure you there is absolutely nothing crazy about Muse. Apart from their attempts to add some elements seemingly borrowed from Dubstep in their latest album... but that's temporary I assure you!

 

[Silly Lil Ant]

If only I did make that video Am! Though I guess you thought it was because of the number of times eyes featured in it?

 

[Azsure]

 

[AIagremm]

 

[AIagremm]

 

[Amargaard]

Why am I awake already!?!? Tomorrow, or well, today I'm gonna be part of a powerpoint presentation about gymnastics during WW2, in front of the entire class, and that's gonna be hella difficult if I'm sleepy as fuck D:

 

[Azsure]

Well shit.

 

[Tleno]

Gymnastics. WW2.

That's a very intresting combination.

 

[AIagremm]

Denmark didn't do much else during WWII. OOOOOOOOH! Burn!

 

[Amargaard]

True shit, but that's not really a bad thing. Actually all modern gymnastics are based on the heavy evolution made by a single Dane, Niels Bukh, during WWII. Who was also a homosexual and secretly praised Nazism - truly one of the most interesting people I have ever worked with
Oh and the presentation went awesome - I actually said too much, which was the only criticism the teachers could come up with

 

[Amargaard]

I know right? I'd never imagined any people like that! Haha
Actually his sexual orientation was a secret up until present day, because back then it was not only looked down upon, but it was also illegal to be gay! And especially a shitty thing to be when supporting Nazism, since nazis despised and killed gay people along with jews. So in fact, nobody knew until it was revealed in recently published books about him :b

 

[trolman]

Feels good to be back home!