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[Bernkastel]

Shush. I'm sure you can negotiate him to agree with your decision.

 

[trolman]

Then adopt 2 kids, you'll probably get em too cuz ur a couple

 

[AIagremm]

What.

 

[Azsure]

I.. um... maybe...

 

[Bernkastel]

You two would make a wonderful couple.

 

[AIagremm]

But then I'd lose my Freaky Loner license.

 

[trolman]

Nonsense you're the club owner, its okay to do it with other members.

 

[AIagremm]

Speaking of which, I think that owning a club of some sort of a fantastic idea.

 

[Bernkastel]

That's some quite social crap.

 

[trolman]

You do. We are in it. The dark prhopecy is a methaphor for our shitty lives. Why not rename it to Freaky Loner club anyways?

 

[Bernkastel]

OUR shitty lives?

 

[AIagremm]

Because we don't share your attitude.

Yes, but it wouldn't be one of those ridiculous loud music and terrible dancing clubs. It will be a sophisticated club.

 

[Bernkastel]

No money for you then.

 

[AIagremm]

B-but... I thought you would come.

 

[trolman]

Whatever guys, its been two days and i miss her. Time to get drunk again and cry.

 

[AIagremm]

So let me get this straight, nobody would go to my club? Well. I've never been more insulted in my life.

 

[Azsure]

I shall only join... the Tennis Club!

 

[trolman]

What is your club anyways?

 

[AIagremm]

Yes, but it wouldn't be one of those ridiculous loud music and terrible dancing clubs. It will be a sophisticated club

A gentleman's club.

 

[Bernkastel]

That's why I said no money for you!

 

[trolman]

>ladies
>hiveworkshop

pick one

 

[AIagremm]

Um. What the fuck does Hiveworkshop have to do with it?

Go back like two pages and re-read this conversation from the beginning.

 

[trolman]

>implying im sober

 

[Bernkastel]

Implying you aren't stupid.

 

[Amargaard]

What have I missed? Nothing unusual it seems :b

 

[trolman]

>implying im smart.... wait wut?

nothing out of the usual, me beeing a sadfag drunk and the rest beeing faggots, just another day in the daily peon

 

[Silly Lil Ant]

Rest being faggots... your description of topics discussed is surprisingly, yet offensively, accurate. What does it take to get non-depressive topics spoken about here? And do not say 'Get me the girl' or 'sell yourself to the devil', because I have been avoiding selling myself to the devil for the past 3 years. Anyway, enough about me. Does anyone else feel like being active in the RP?

 

[Azsure]

Sure, I was trying to find something else to do here anyway.

 

[trolman]

lolnope 2 busy beeing sad

 

[Azsure]

Too bad.

 

[Azsure]

 

[AIagremm]

DP in a nutshell.

 

[trolman]

Well today is my last day at home... tommorow i leave for uni <:S

 

[Amargaard]

Bro, university's gonna be shit if you arrive with that atittude. Nobody finds a depressed inconfident guy attractive, neither as a friend or potential boyfriend. Look yourself in the mirror, say "How you doin' mister cool guy, are you gonna have a good time in uni? Hell yeah, you are!" and go make yourself and us proud

 

[AIagremm]

Amargaard is right. If you arrive smelling of alcohol, depressed and mumbling about lost love all the time, no one is going to give a flying fuck about you. You'll be left out of the society.

 

[trolman]

Well if anyone has a problem, we can discuss it with my switchblade knife ... hmmm maybe you guys are right...

 

[Azsure]

Even though 8man has proved that solitude is cool sometimes, in your case it doesn't apply.

 

[trolman]

Nah, i'll have 2 roommates >:/

 

[Tleno]

Apart from Am's happy-go-lucky advice of coping with problems he's right, depression will make you look like ugly dumbfuck. I recommend concentrating on your potential in the uni... it's afar better place to find a girl, find friends to drink with, get some useful experience and, um... yeah, like in uni gives you more opportunities, to put it simple.

 

[trolman]

I'll probably be in a better mood tommorow although i probably wont forget about her, ever.

 

[Azsure]

You may not forget her, but you can still don't mind about it, because if you do I assure you, you will fail at uni.

 

[trolman]

This is pritty much how i look right now.

 

[Bernkastel]

A sponge?

 

[trolman]

Mmaybe...

http://www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/4788499/Facebook+1337/

 

[Ralle]

You guys gotta relax a bit. Happy page 2333.

 

[AIagremm]

Okay. Wow. I didn't know you had such powers. Although in retrospect, I should have.

 

[Tleno]

Oh hey Ralle... sup?

 

[trolman]

Ralle is in this thread?

We're not worthy!

 

[Bernkastel]

You. Are not worthy.

If the higher authorities didn't have such powers. I would be discussing my great plan to hijack this place.

 

[Azsure]

Indeed.