The Cult

[AIagremm]

Hm. True. Maybe we can hug it out?

 

[Bernkastel]

Why do you always want to hug me?

 

[AIagremm]

Because... I am a bear.

 

[Bernkastel]

Wont it hurt then? It will, right?

 

[Lord Exitium]

*exitium appear*
well well well what we have here two lovers so what is going on here?

 

[Bernkastel]

Lovers!? LOVERS!? How dare you!? You insult me! You insult my whole existance! What will Zepar and Furfur think when you talk about things like that!

 

[Lord Exitium]

oh i am sorry if i insult you garshilan but can some one tell me what is going on here ?

 

[AIagremm]

Im secretly trying to kidnap Garshilan.

 

[Bernkastel]

Let's pretend that i didnt hear that.

 

[Bernkastel]

Au-auau~ Zepar and Furfur are holding me... *loses consciousness*
(And what on earth is this!? This is a conspiracy! A conspiracy i tell you!)

 

[AIagremm]

(I have no idea what Im doing, Im just going with the flow =P)

Quickly, to the portal! *Opens a portal*
*All three and the prisoner go into the portal*

 

[Bernkastel]

(All four? Who the eck is the fourth? Dont tell me that rapist is coming too?)

 

[AIagremm]

(Oh sorry, my mistake, I meant 3. Edited)

 

[Bernkastel]

(That's what i thought)

 

[AIagremm]

*Standing in space-time continuom*
Now, where to go, where to go...

 

[Bernkastel]

What are you going to do? Throw me back in time?

 

[AIagremm]

No, we are going to have fun! We shall take over the universe and rule as... as...

 

[Bernkastel]

As the superb goddess and a pawn?

 

[AIagremm]

No, thats not it. Im not a goddess.

 

[Bernkastel]

Are you calling me a pawn!?

 

[AIagremm]

No. You can be better then that if you want to. Now... to rule the galaxy as... as...

 

[Bernkastel]

As me.. And me?

 

[AIagremm]

Hey, dont forget who's tied up here!

 

[Bernkastel]

Oh yes.. Bondage..

 

[AIagremm]

*Looks angrily at Furfur and Zepar*
Couldn't you have tied her up less... nicely?

 

[Bernkastel]

Oh, but she asked for it, Alagremm. And shouldnt we honor our master's wish? -Zepar
This is very comfortable, Alagremm. Dont you believe it? -Garshilan

 

[AIagremm]

Oh, so you ask for bondage? Im not even sure what to think.

 

[Bernkastel]

It was Zepar's and Furfur's suggestion. Dont get silly

 

[AIagremm]

Now I dont even know what to think of you, minions! You forgot the ball to stick in the mouth so she wouldn't talk!
*Sigh*
Now what will I do with you? With your "bondage" I migh as well send you to the Tentacle Dimension.

 

[Bernkastel]

You cant send me there!

 

[AIagremm]

Well they like bondage as much as Zepar and Furfur do.

 

[Bernkastel]

Oh but i dont love them like i love Zepar and Furfur

 

[AIagremm]

Young goddess, if you won't behave, we will stay in this space-time continuom until the stars are right! Ad it's a loooooong time before that.

 

[Bernkastel]

Zepar and Furfur would free me!

 

[Bernkastel]

Also i am behaving!
(Oh lord.. What's with my double posts)

 

[AIagremm]

No they wouldnt. They're under contract. And I saw Furfur taking a camera with him, so I doubt freeing you is their intention.
Now... what to do, what to do...

 

[Bernkastel]

Now you're completely wrong! Furfur is she and Zepar is he! Eventhough they both look like women... You're being silly again! And do you think i look good enough right now to be infront of camera?

 

[AIagremm]

Yes. Yes you do.

Oh, hard to tell. Though I was expecting that

 

[Bernkastel]

Kiyahhahaahaa~ And now bow before the might of your goddess! Or be crushed by it!

 

[AIagremm]

Erm, I hate to disappoint you, but... you are tied up.

 

[Bernkastel]

Oh.. Good point. Well, what are you going to do now, o' great and not-tied person!?

 

[AIagremm]

Good. Good.

Well, I have no idea. Have fun with you while you are tied up? Since you are in bondage, we can play... the Game!

 

[Bernkastel]

The Game!? Really!? Is that the best you've got! You could've used a name like.. Supreme humiliation of the most awesome deity that has ever set foot on this globe!

 

[AIagremm]

*Approaches Garshilan with a crazy look*

 

[Bernkastel]

Pst. Are those two going to join?

 

[Bernkastel]

Oh my.... Ehh... Ermm.... Think something... Think something... Nipah~!

 

[AIagremm]

Nipah? You'll have to do better then that.
*Kneels down to be right in front of Garshilan*

 

[Bernkastel]

Do what you wish then! You have already lost the war anyways!
Why dont you roll over and die!? *Cackles insanely*

 

[AIagremm]

Now... let's play by my rules! The game I call...
*Puts his hands under his robe and takes out a huge board*
CHECKERS!

 

[Lord Exitium]

*exitium appear*
are you going to start new game can i join it too? i like play games especially those where kill and torture people