The Cult

[AIagremm]

Fellow cultists, come here, and we shalt worship the Old Ones! Come! All are welcome! All are welcome!

 

[Bernkastel]

Yes! Everyone praise me, Oyashir... Oh.. nevermind.. Praise the Old Ones!

 

[AIagremm]

Fhtagn! Iä! Iä!

 

[DEAD FiSH]

The Deep One comes to join the cult. ^^

 

[AIagremm]

Muahaha! Oh if only I was a good artist =/
I would have drawn this image I have before my eyes... 4 robed figures of the Velatas Cult. One shadowy, one huge, one little and girlish and one... fishy.

Also I feel like this cult was assembled from elites just to watch over a certain young god.

 

[Bernkastel]

Mii~ Alagwemm is a good awtist! Nano desu.

 

[AIagremm]

I wish I was. But fact is a fact. I suck =P

 

[Bernkastel]

The things i tell are facts, so fact is that you're good. Fact is a fact

 

[AIagremm]

Im the Lorekeeper of this group and the keeper of our Cult's Necronomicon. So my facts are the rightest.

 

[Bernkastel]

But... Ugu~

 

[AIagremm]

Though if I could would be awesome =P

 

[Bernkastel]

You can always try, and you will

 

[AIagremm]

I try and I try and I was in arts school for four years, so Im pretty sure of what I am saying.

 

[Bernkastel]

Everything is awesome when it's done with love, like that paint picture in my random stuff album

 

[AIagremm]

It scares me...

 

[Bernkastel]

It cannot scare you

 

[AIagremm]

http://neilr1.deviantart.com/art/Deep-One-103842474?q=boost:popular deep one cthulhu&qo=71 - Dead Fish?

 

[AIagremm]

http://phantasmal-horror.deviantart...8459168?q=boost:popular cult of cthulhu&qo=49 - power!

 

[Bernkastel]

Spam

 

[DEAD FiSH]

Oooh nice.

 

[AIagremm]

Fhatgn!

 

[Bernkastel]

Nipah!~

 

[AIagremm]

Moooo!

 

[Bernkastel]

Eeek!

 

[AIagremm]

Soupcan!

 

[AIagremm]

So, Dead Fish, like the drawing? =P

Now I demand that you use yourself drawn by me as your avatar! >=I

 

[Bernkastel]

Ugu~ :x

 

[Bernkastel]

Pedowgremm is being meanie ^^

 

[Bernkastel]

Hau-auu, yes you are

 

[AIagremm]

How so?

 

[Bernkastel]

Because i say so. Nano desu

 

[Bernkastel]

Ugg.... No. That'd be just wrong! Nano desu yo

 

[AIagremm]

Good.

 

[Bernkastel]

I call you Hau-au-auuuugwemm then

 

[AIagremm]

Good.

 

[Bernkastel]

This place has been inactive for way too long, that's why i am going to say Auau hauu hauu auau auu-wa hauuau!
Now everyone may think about that and express their feelings about it

 

[AIagremm]

And I said HEEEEEYEEEEEEEYEEEEEEYEAYEA! HEEEEEYEEEEEEEYEEEEEEYEAYAY! I said HEY! What's going on?

 

[Bernkastel]

The damnation of the lesser races is going on.

 

[Cthulus]

Ooooh no. Inactivity, thou hath damned us to the brink. Here we make a stand. We will not be cast over. We are legion.

 

[Cthulus]

Resistance is futile, motherfuckers.

 

[AIagremm]

We are... Da Cult! *Dun dun DUUUUUUUUUuuuuuun...*

 

[AIagremm]

Good point Garsh, we need to talk here. Anyhow, now we have our own werewolf! Wait a second, Mythos dont have wolves. This... can be problematic.
Maybe he is an intelligent humanoid Hound of Tindal?

 

[Bernkastel]

Does the Mythos have anime girls?

 

[AIagremm]

Touche. Darn you violet Mario!

 

[Bernkastel]

Ugu~?

 

[AIagremm]

Nevermind. Any ideahs for shit?

 

[Bernkastel]

Do we need ideas for shit?

 

[AIagremm]

We have to do SOMETHING!!! D=

 

[Bernkastel]

Tell me what that SOMETHING is, and then we'll do it!

 

[AIagremm]

Erm... how about a picnic?