The Cult

[Bernkastel]

I already told you that you're not coming to MY romantic dinner!

 

[AIagremm]

I'm not?

 

[Bernkastel]

I said no!

 

[AIagremm]

Fine! I didn't want to do it anyway! I thought we were married!

 

[Bernkastel]

Oh.... We were!? Kyahahahahaaa~ Zepar. Furfur. Blast him into pieces! No.. Wait.. Dont. Uhh.. What am i blabbering?! I want to see him explode! Hahahaahaaaa~ .. Or actually hold on...- -Garshilan
*Zepar and Furfur give out a gutted sigh*
It's bed time, Milady -Furfur
What!? Bedtime!? No it's not! It's not even dinner time yet! What about our romantic dinner!? -Garshilan
Another time then -Furfur
*Zepar and Furfur drag Garshilan to her bedroom*

 

[AIagremm]

Weird. And how come I dont get such good minions?!
>>
Or at least one.

 

[Bernkastel]

*An Image of Garshilan appears next to Alagremm*
What a silly question, Alagremm. You create them, you old fart! -Image of Garshilan

 

[AIagremm]

Quit calling me old fart, Im not old, you young snipper-snapper!

Hm. Good idea!

 

[Bernkastel]

But it old fart sounds silly! And hey, who are you calling a snipper-snapper!?

Go on.. Summon the minions of your imagination! I want to see something stupid appear!

 

[AIagremm]

I am going to murder you >_<

 

[Bernkastel]

Kihihihi~ We'll see who murders who, Alagremm! And.. Au-auauau~ what are those two idiots doing!? I am not feeling so well, do it fast Alagremm! I dont have the whole au-auauauing~day!

 

[AIagremm]

What the hell are they doing?
*Opens the door into Garshilan's room and looks inside*

 

[Bernkastel]

*Garshilan throws a cake at Alagremm's face*
NO PEEKING! -Garshilan
Well aimed, milady -Zepar
*All three burst in a laughter*

 

[AIagremm]

*Walks in from behind the clone*
I knew it was a good idea to make a dublicate first, to practice, but I never thought it was such a good idea. I guess Ill just leave.
*Leaves and the duplicate dissolves*

 

[Bernkastel]

Wait a moment, Alagremm... I have something that i have to tell you!

 

[AIagremm]

Yes?
*Silently puts an invisible forcesheidl around himself*

 

[Bernkastel]

When we did that little trick for me to receive my full power.. I actually never received that power...

 

[AIagremm]

What?!

 

[Bernkastel]

Yes.. You see.. The ritual still lacks the eights sacrafice, which has to be a person who has a rather close relationship with me. And in this case.. It would be you.

Oh! But dont worry, i wont kill you! That's why.. I'll give you the stake of Wrath.
*Walks to Alagremm and hands the stake to Alagremm with a friendly smile on her face* Come on.. Dont be shy.

 

[AIagremm]

So... you want me to kill myself?

 

[Bernkastel]

Oh no. Not at all, i'll cancel the ritual. You'll live.

 

[AIagremm]

So... what do I need to do?

 

[Bernkastel]

Just take it as a gift. And leave.
You're ruining my carpet.

 

[AIagremm]

All right then.
*Takes the stake and tekeports away*

 

[Bernkastel]

NO! That was not how it was supposed to go! No no no no no no no no no! Now i lost Satan! *Tears start to flow out of her eyes* All messed up! ALL MESSED UP! -Garshilan
Dont worry, milady. We'll get him some other time.. Oh and we've created a insanely good joke! I'm sure you'd like to hear it - Furfur
Very well, tell it then *Sob* -Garshilan
And what did Exitium say? -Zepar
Oh, we all know what he said! -Furfur
OH, BEATRIIIICEEEEE!! -Zepar and Furfur
*Garshilan laughs even more insanely than before and dries her tears*
You're right.. At any moment when i choose, Satan will rise and pierce throught Alagremm's heart! And after that i've already won! Kyahahahahaaaa~ -Garshilan

 

[AIagremm]

*Sits on his throne and looks at the stake*
What do I need this piece of crap for anyway?
*Breaks the stake and drops it into the ocean*

 

[Bernkastel]

Satan, kill him. Kill him now... Satan? Satan!? He... He.. He killed her... ALAGREMM, YOU MURDERER!

 

[AIagremm]

Satan doesnt even exist.

 

[Bernkastel]

She exists! Atleast exists for me... For meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.

 

[AIagremm]

She?

 

[Bernkastel]

Ofcourse she! What were you thinking!? Could a man be one of the Seven Sisters!?

 

[AIagremm]

Oh, that Satan. Never liked her.

 

[Bernkastel]

ARRRRR! I am going to bite your legs off!

 

[AIagremm]

Oooooh. Sounds seducing.

 

[Bernkastel]

W-what do you mean?

 

[AIagremm]

Eat mah legs! EAT EM!

 

[Bernkastel]

Eww.. No i wont! They're hairy!

 

[AIagremm]

Awwwww.

 

[Bernkastel]

Especially now as you murdered Satan!

 

[AIagremm]

I like you ^^

 

[Bernkastel]

Then how could you murder her!

 

[AIagremm]

Well I didnt like her.

 

[Bernkastel]

But i did!

 

[AIagremm]

Sure you did

 

[Bernkastel]

And i still do!

 

[AIagremm]

Oh well. One down, six more to go.

 

[Bernkastel]

Oh no you wont!

 

[Cthulus]

I think I'll play along..

I have no idea what we're doing.

 

[Bernkastel]

He's murdering my friends! That's what's going on!

 

[Cthulus]

Well, I'd love to help you, uh, not die.. but I need to know why he's doing such a thing before I help you.