The Cult

[Cthulus]

You guys really need to explain what it is you and Exitium are doing... I'm not understanding it. Explain, you will.

 

[Lord Exitium]

(well i did create puppet whats name is zefira and i give it for garshilan for butler and garshilan wish herself an mansion and few friends so zefira did make them for her then me and my wife beatrice come to see what she like her girft and she enjoy it so then i go look maria and make her witch and then maria go up stairs and she sense alagremms soul then she pull it out of garshilans body and put it in new body and then we go eat well that's it and here we are is this clear now?)

 

[Bernkastel]

Ummm.. Nano desu!

 

[Lord Exitium]

well i am going clean the table if everyone has eat - zefira

 

[AIagremm]

(Cthulus, I have no idea whats going on either, I just go with the flow. By the way, going with the flow was a bad idea, as now I am in a weak human body with most of my powers lost. And that sucks. I'd rather have been a familiar then this)

 

[Bernkastel]

(Kihihi~)

 

[Lord Exitium]

(you have your own power's maria just give you new body thats all)

 

[AIagremm]

(My powers require freedom of body, like I told before, and you just trapped me in this one. Oh well, I guess I will just slaughter all of you after dinner)

 

[Bernkastel]

Exactly who'll you be slaughtering?

 

[AIagremm]

Everyone except you.

 

[Bernkastel]

And what about my.. Hmm.. "Apprentice"?

 

[AIagremm]

Your... apprentice?

 

[Bernkastel]

The one who imprisoned you inside that human shell.

 

[Lord Exitium]

uuu~ oyashiro-sama do you mean me? - maria

 

[AIagremm]

Oh... her. No, death is not enough of a penalty for her. I shall think of something far more excrutiating.

 

[Bernkastel]

I'll prepare some fun for you then.

 

[AIagremm]

Some fun?

 

[Lord Exitium]

well if you are going kill her you know you have to past me first - exitium
and me - beato

 

[Bernkastel]

Yes... You're going to have some fun with Furfur and Zepar!

 

[Lord Exitium]

and siestas - exitium

 

[Bernkastel]

Quiet you!

 

[AIagremm]

Isn't it a thrill? Either way I win. Either I kill all of you, or get killed and freed!

And do not worry. Death is such an easy punishment. Ill think of something far more interesting for her.

 

[Bernkastel]

Fine, i'll keep the fun myself. But you wont harm her.

 

[AIagremm]

Hm... why, I won't harm her at all! In fact, she will only benefit... I truly am magnicifiently kind.

 

[Lord Exitium]

uuu~ if you die you you know you cant no longer go into garshilans body - maria

 

[AIagremm]

Not that I need it anymore... but I am curious, why won't I be able to do it, when I die?

 

[Lord Exitium]

because i bless oyashiro-sama whit my spell -maria

 

[AIagremm]

*Walks around Maria*
Excellent, great powers, protecting people around you...

 

[Bernkastel]

People!? You're mocking me again, I am a god! A GOD!

 

[AIagremm]

Calm yourself.

 

[Bernkastel]

Calm!? I AM CALM!

 

[AIagremm]

You are having another one of your episodes. What do I have to do to calm you?

 

[Bernkastel]

Give me Zepar and Furfur!

 

[Lord Exitium]

uuu~ if you are trying come ino my body you cant i have bless myself too - maria

 

[Bernkastel]

Exactly what are you doing? I didnt know you were into little girls

 

[DEAD FiSH]

What the hell is that hole doing in my basement? I`m so gonna eat the shoggoth that did that, is someone here holding a shoggoth for a pet?! o.o

 

[AIagremm]

That was unexpected.

 

[Bernkastel]

You mean that special jam?

 

[Lord Exitium]

uuu~ what are you doing? you cant take over me exitium has bless me from mind controls -maria
well i kinda did that for protection for her - exitium

 

[Bernkastel]

Why dont i have such thing!? >:x

 

[AIagremm]

Why are you so overpowered? It becomes annoying, you know.

That's it, Im going to the seaside to build a tower and caves underneath.
*Looks around and then takes a flower pot and throws it against the wall*
I hate you people.

 

[Bernkastel]

*Sob* Alagwemm-kun hates me! *bursts into tears*

 

[AIagremm]

Well, maybe next time you'll think twice before replacing me with some little garl with a broom.

I'll just be in my tower. If anyone here needs me, I'll be waiting for them there.

 

[Bernkastel]

Dont be silly, i didnt replace you. You are not my apprentice or anything

 

[AIagremm]

Well, then choose who do you want to stay with! Me, or your apprentice?

 

[Bernkastel]

I... Ehhh.. Cant we all stay happily together? Niii~?

 

[AIagremm]

No! Make a choice!

 

[Bernkastel]

No! I shall remain neutral, and i will not choose either one! I'll just... Just sit here! With... Furfur and Zepar! Oh.. Furfur and Zepar.. *Drool* Wait, what did i just say!? I am not choosing either one! Yes, that's what i said.

Cake anyone? Nih~

 

[AIagremm]

*Dramatically flings his robe*
I shall go in solitude. My home awaits me

 

[Lord Exitium]

well i will take maria whit me and i will teach her if you want - beato
i can take cake - exitium
uuu~ me too - maria