The Cult

[AIagremm]

Because they are clearly Euclidian, being Euclidian is sooooooo last millenia.

 

[Bernkastel]

You're last millenia, you old fart!

 

[AIagremm]

You shouldn't even be here!

 

[Bernkastel]

Yes i should!

 

[AIagremm]

Nope.

 

[Bernkastel]

That means you want me to disappear?

 

[AIagremm]

Hm...

 

[Bernkastel]

Well, oh Alagremm?

 

[AIagremm]

*Turns away*
I have to be more private with customers to get their attention
*Turns back to Garshilan*
I love you 8)

 

[Bernkastel]

No you dont!

 

[AIagremm]

I love you 8)

 

[Bernkastel]

Quiet!
(Would you bother telling me how are we even talking? :3)

 

[AIagremm]

I love you 8)
(Well I dunno)

 

[Bernkastel]

Stop repeating yourself!
(Now that's a good thing)

 

[AIagremm]

Yea, I guess I don't

 

[Bernkastel]

Hrmpf. Knew it! Atleast Zepar and Furfur love me!

 

[AIagremm]

*Looks at Zepar and Furfur suspiciously*

 

[Bernkastel]

*Zepar and Furfur look at Alagremm with a wide grin on their face*

 

[AIagremm]

I see...

 

[Bernkastel]

Hmm?

 

[Lord Exitium]

*exitium appear*
hi and look what i found an stake who call's herself Satan. i found her when i was fishing near by alagremms tower and what is going on here can you tell me zepar and furfur?

 

[AIagremm]

Okay, Im geting bored.
*Explodes his minions and citadel*
I guess Ill go and... do stuff

 

[Lord Exitium]

oh greetings alagermm i didint notice you and how are you?

 

[AIagremm]

Lame.

 

[Lord Exitium]

well why so serious?

 

[Bernkastel]

Awwww! *Grabs Satan* Look what that evil man did to you! But dont worry, mommy is going to take care of you! -Garshilan
Uhh... What's going on? Well, the master is in love with us... And Alagremm murdered the stake of wrath. And now who knows what the master is doing to Satan as you brought her back -Furfur

 

[Lord Exitium]

well that is nice to hear i was thinking satan was cursed to stake and then she was thrown into sea

 

[Bernkastel]

What a silly way of thinking!

 

[AIagremm]

Yea!

I feel sooooooo out of place here now =/

 

[Bernkastel]

Why? :[

 

[AIagremm]

Everyone is all about anime satanic stakes that turn into anime girls and anime manors and anime buttlers and anime!!!

 

[Bernkastel]

I... I can go if you want.

 

[AIagremm]

No, no. I'll go.
*Slowly goes towards the cliff*

 

[Bernkastel]

I call upon the seven stakes of purgatory, make the final sacrafice out of me and the power shall be granted to Alagremm, and thus i shall return back to my spirit form.
I'll miss you Zepar and Furfur, i wont miss you Exitium, i wont miss you either Alagremm, however i will miss the ability to create cakes...
Do you have a last goodbye for me, Alagremm?

 

[AIagremm]

Im confused.

 

[Bernkastel]

Why?

 

[AIagremm]

I was going to go kill myself, you decide to kill yourself and give your powers to me, and yet you wont miss me.

 

[Bernkastel]

Ofcourse i wont miss you. I hate you!

 

[AIagremm]

Then why do you give me your powers?

 

[Bernkastel]

Someone has to take over the world!

 

[AIagremm]

Werent you supposed to do that?

 

[Bernkastel]

It's not any fun.. Since i am so last millenia.

 

[AIagremm]

Everything is last millenia!

 

[Bernkastel]

Fine! Another reason is that you're getting on my nerves! Murdering innocent people! My friends!

 

[AIagremm]

You murdered me!

 

[Bernkastel]

You were not innocent! You also murdered me first!

 

[AIagremm]

Well... I guess we can just sit here until one of us dies.

 

[Bernkastel]

But i was supposed to kill myself!

 

[AIagremm]

Me too!

 

[Bernkastel]

But it's ladies first!