The Cult

[Bernkastel]

I.. Uh..

 

[AIagremm]

You know, the one with tentacles

 

[Bernkastel]

I... I havent seen anything like that..

 

[AIagremm]

You know, the one we give when we have no money at the mall

 

[Bernkastel]

Dont recall seeing one.

 

[DEAD FiSH]

Garsh, expect me sleeping in cult`s brand new fish tank from now on.
Don`t ask how I got it, it was sticking.

 

[Bernkastel]

Oh.. Allright, but you'll clean it yourself! I am not your mother or anything. Atleast i dont think i am.. Could be though.. No.. No no. And where exactly are you planning to place this 'New fish tank' ?

 

[AIagremm]

No, no, no. Dead Fish is a grown deep one, he used to jiggy in the Devils Reef in the 80s!

I bet in the basement.

 

[Bernkastel]

What'll we do with all the water that is in the basement already?

 

[AIagremm]

Hm... let Dead Fish decide.

And how could you possibly be Dead Fishes mother, he's a deep one. Besides, how old are you?

 

[Bernkastel]

Another topic that we can skip, isnt that so, Alagremm-kun?

 

[AIagremm]

Hm, okay... approximately?

 

[Bernkastel]

Owh, too many numbers. Thinking of that gets my mind fuzzy

 

[AIagremm]

Too many? OO

 

[Bernkastel]

It's hard for me to count to ten though.

 

[AIagremm]

So... more then 10?

 

[Bernkastel]

Most likely.

 

[AIagremm]

Okay... and does that count your old life or not?

 

[Bernkastel]

I told you that it's hard to count. I remember that not even bicycle wasnt invented back then.

 

[DEAD FiSH]

Basement eh! Well what should I do with this Fish Tank now?
I will give it to misha, he can sell it...

 

[Bernkastel]

Do you think he'll get it sold?

 

[DEAD FiSH]

I dunno. Also I dunno what to do with the fish tank.

 

[Bernkastel]

You can always empty the basement from water and then put the water in to the tank,
and you better remember to clean it up every week, or else i might make dinner out of you.

 

[Misha]

mmm.. profit.. :3

 

[Bernkastel]

Dont get too excited, Misha.

 

[Misha]

.xD.

 

[DEAD FiSH]

Just sell the damn fish tank please. I want the whole basement!

 

[Bernkastel]

I wont bother to check have you cleaned that or not.

Just remember that i am not delivering any food to you, no way i am going to set my foot in your dark lair.

 

[DEAD FiSH]

Okay Garsh. But where will you guys lurk?

 

[Bernkastel]

I guess i'll be lurking in kitchen, fixing it up. Because some 'random' archon came to mess around.

 

[DEAD FiSH]

You wanted the kitchen so bad that you kicked me in dark basement full of water (which I like), expect me in night coming for food. And don`t lock the cult`s fridge before sleep!

 

[Bernkastel]

Would you feel comfortable in a scorched kitchen? And if you dare to come out of your lair without drying yourself, i swear i shall come to those dark waters and find you from there wherever you dwell.

 

[DEAD FiSH]

Whoa! Easy there... No confrontations. And I said "which I like" and before it "I want the whole basement", that means that I`m okay with it.

 

[Bernkastel]

Oh.. I guess i was overreacting. But please, be a nice Deep One and dry yourself before you leave the basement so i dont have to clean up the mess all the time? Awkey? :3

 

[DEAD FiSH]

Okay. :3

 

[Bernkastel]

If you'll do exactly as mommy told you, which means that i wont find a single water drop on the floor tomorrow, then you'll get some of my ''special'' homemade jam.

 

[AIagremm]

Meh, I have a coach in cult library, thats fine by me =P

 

[Bernkastel]

Has anyone noticed water on the floor this morning?

 

[AIagremm]

No, cant say I saw water.

I have a wish to make a Cult pic again. And I have... to CHOOSE! Between singing evil meteor from outer space falling and Garshilan bringing it brains and a smaller pic of the Cult dinner.

 

[Bernkastel]

So Dead Fish gets to taste my "special" homemade jam :3

Choosing is madness.

 

[AIagremm]

Are you trying to feed him flying polyps?

Indeed it is. And I cant choose. Also, evil meteor would take not one issue, but 2 or even 3. And it would be hard to draw with all the characters who are getting their brains sucked out and of course I would have to break my head trying to figure out who can the meteor be, choosing from the Mythos creatures. Because I doubt the Color from other worlds would eat brains.

 

[Bernkastel]

I cant tell what does my "special" homemade jam include, Alagremm.

Maybe the meteor is a bunch of mi-gos glued together?

 

[AIagremm]

Lay it on me.

Ooooh! Thats a marvelous idea! One Mi-go is better though.

 

[Bernkastel]

"special" homemade jam will stay as special, even for you.

I cant wait to see the next issue. =3

 

[AIagremm]

But I can't choose!!!

 

[Bernkastel]

Then you must present this question to Orb of Unspeakable Visions and the answer will come in one way or another?

 

[AIagremm]

I think first I'll make the dinner as its easier and then make the hard Garshilan and Mi-go pic

 

[Bernkastel]

Vewy well

 

[AIagremm]

Damn, now I have to fix Dead Fish from the GIF damage and then turn him and Misha into the comic formate.

 

[Bernkastel]

Is there any of my "special" homemade jam, there at the dinner?