The Cult

[AIagremm]

Its a saying, sister.

Comic is postponed, my comp is occupated by Elder Things and I have to leave to the dark ruins of R'shop.

 

[Bernkastel]

Hauu~ Dont go

 

[Bernkastel]

Despite my attempt to stop him, he still left. But when he returns, he'll face his end!
Hhmhmh-hahahaahaaaa-HUAWHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!

 

[Misha]

*tosses a suspicious look on all*

 

[Bernkastel]

Now that's really something.

 

[AIagremm]

*Makes a braindead look*

 

[Misha]

Hm.. should we try some Lovecraftian war3 resource, brethren? :3

 

[Bernkastel]

What do you have in your mind, brother?

 

[AIagremm]

Excellent idea, brother! I have been thinking about making a melee map of the sunken city of R'lyeh. However, I am not sure.

 

[Misha]

marvelous idea brother >D

let it be maddeningly cool to play

 

[AIagremm]

Funnest thing - nobody wins! After 30 minutes Cthulhu rises, and if there isnt only one left, they all die!

 

[Misha]

that wouldn't be a melee map then, brother

 

[AIagremm]

True. Anyhow, working on the second issue

 

[Cthulus]

Good job, Brother Alagremm. Very good job. I now place you in charge of the Mortal/Human Resources Department.

 

[AIagremm]

Thank you, brother Cthulus. First we lure people in our group with resources and comics and then, we spread! Iä! Iä!

 

[Bernkastel]

And! And then we take the scalps of the men, and give the women to Dagon, yes?!

 

[AIagremm]

Yea! And get an army of brainless minions!

 

[Bernkastel]

Excellent..

 

[AIagremm]

Yea...

 

[Bernkastel]

Brothers, guess what it'll be for breakfast?

 

[AIagremm]

Hm... pizza from the fridge covered in FUNGI FROM YUGGOTH!?

 

[Bernkastel]

Actually no, Innsmouth fish. Our supplies are running rather low, and i tell you that i'm not walking to a store.

 

[AIagremm]

You can offend Dead Fish's feelings!

 

[Bernkastel]

I'll say that it's Innsmouth pig? But it might taste like fish because it's from Innsmouth?

 

[AIagremm]

Hm... could work.

 

[Bernkastel]

Yap ^^

 

[AIagremm]

But be careful! Evil lurks in the Cult kitchen, sister

 

[Bernkastel]

And i need to go there alone!?

 

[AIagremm]

Yeap, good luck, the rest of us will sit here on the coach and watch the Orb of Unspeakable Visions!

 

[Bernkastel]

Facing the evil.. All by myself.. Hau-auu~
*Dresses in a dark cloak and places a mask on her face*
Hmm.. Am i missing something..? Owh..
*Pulls her scythe out of the shadows*
I shall cleanse the horrors that have set their home in MY kitchen!

 

[AIagremm]

Yes! Feel the anger overtaking you! Let it guide your hand in battle!

 

[Bernkastel]

I only do what must be done, Alagremm. My own feelings must not come on the way.
Anger is overrated.

 

[AIagremm]

Sanity is overrated.

Oh well. Guess I wont be seeing you on the Dark Side any time soon

 

[Bernkastel]

Allegiance is overrated.

 

[AIagremm]

Hm... wait. You dare dispute the power of the Dark Gods?

 

[Bernkastel]

Now that's not exactly how i would put it.
*Mirrors herself from the surface of the scythe*
But you know.. This living thing is highly overrated aswell, would you mind letting go of yours?

 

[Bernkastel]

*A faint red glow emerges in Garshilan's eyes*
We can always try, aint it so?

 

[AIagremm]

I have seen realms beyond space and time, girl. I have lost my humanity long ago, and fail to regain it. Death is nothing to me. Even if you destroy my form, what waits me? Imprisonment in your scythe or a prescious stone you may put my soul in? That is worst that could happen to me.

 

[Bernkastel]

*sigh* If there's no blood, there's no enjoyement. If there's no enjoyement, there's no meaning. If there's no meaning, it's useless.

 

[AIagremm]

Yes...

 

[Bernkastel]

Oh yes... The kitchen
*Shuffles to the kitchen*

 

[AIagremm]

Well, Ill just look into the orb.
*Looks into the big purple crystal standing on a pedestal in the middle of one room*
Hahahahha! Damn I like this dimension.

 

[Bernkastel]

Hauuu~
*Runs back to Alagremm*
There.. There was a monster!

 

[AIagremm]

And you are afraid of a monster?

 

[Bernkastel]

Ugu~ I'm not scared of anything!
*Walks back to the kitchen*
*Turns around and walks back*
I cant go there.. It had big blunt teeth! And.. And whiskers! Yes.. Deadly whiskers.. And it made some kind of sqwk sqwk -noices. Auau-hauu~

 

[AIagremm]

Oh fine
*Walks into the kitchen*
Thats just Dead Fish sleeping on the floor!
*Comes closer*
I wonder if he's drunk or just likes to sleep where he eats.

 

[Bernkastel]

Well then.. GET HIM OUT OF MY KITCHEN!

 

[AIagremm]

Where does he usually sleep?

 

[Bernkastel]

Here.. I guess?

 

[AIagremm]

Oh well, just put him in the corner.