The Cult

[Bernkastel]

But what if he bites me in his sleep? Or even worse grabs me in his sleep and mistakes me as a plush toy, then my clothes would get all slimy. No no no.

 

[AIagremm]

I wonder if we could put him to sleep in that sunken basement we have.

 

[Bernkastel]

Sunken.. Sunken!? It's not that same basement where i keep my clothes is it!?

 

[AIagremm]

I dunno!

 

[Bernkastel]

Do we have more than one basement?

 

[AIagremm]

I dont think so. We have the dungeon too though.

 

[Bernkastel]

Uhh.. That means all my clothes are wet. Go get them.

 

[AIagremm]

No way, I dont like dark basements filled with water, they're ultra creepy!

 

[Bernkastel]

You're going, Alagremm-kun...

 

[AIagremm]

Ill just make my pet shoggie do it.
*Takes out a can out of his robe and lets out a shoggoth out of it*
Ooh, who's a quite little shoogie! WHo's a quite little shoggie? Go fetch the clothes!

 

[Bernkastel]

I am waiting.

 

[AIagremm]

*Shoggoth comes back*
Bad shoggie! Give the clothes!
*Clothes full out of the shoggoth*

 

[Bernkastel]

U... Uh... Do we own a washing machine?

 

[AIagremm]

We have something better!

 

[Bernkastel]

And what is that?

 

[AIagremm]

A shoggoth!

 

[Bernkastel]

I am going to wash my clothes with 'that'?

 

[Misha]

*Peeks from the door and scratches head* Oo

 

[Bernkastel]

Ha! Misha is here! Something to dry my clothes with!

 

[AIagremm]

No, its going to wash them for you! Shoggie. Wash!
*Shoggoth jumps and starts washing the clothes*
Brother Misha! Did you bring the pizza with the fungi from Yuggoth?

 

[Bernkastel]

I bet he didnt.

 

[Misha]

and how will you?

 

[AIagremm]

Just will make you put her clothes on you!

 

[Bernkastel]

Maybe it wasnt so good idea to dry my clothes with Misha. Bad idea.. bad bad..

 

[Misha]

Ups, late reply..

Of course i did * levitates out the Pizza with the fungi*

 

[Bernkastel]

Hrmfhf...

 

[AIagremm]

Yay! *Eats a slice*
Its tastes like mushroom... yet also somewhat like crab...

 

[Misha]

.. enjoy?

 

[Bernkastel]

I am not going to eat that.

 

[AIagremm]

Thank you, brother Misha! Now we wont have to order Kentucky Fried Pony from Tleno!

 

[Bernkastel]

How could someone eat those ponies? With that way you might get infected.

 

[Misha]

*looks around* ..ah i see Dead Fish brought a new pot in? (model, lol)

 

[AIagremm]

Yes, he has. And he promised to bring more!

 

[Bernkastel]

He was also sleeping in the cult kitchen.
And now it's all slimy there. I decided that you could clean it.

 

[AIagremm]

But he is the Archon of Azathoth! =o

 

[Misha]

*sends plasma cloud in the kitchen*

(kaboom? xD)

 

[Bernkastel]

Hauu~ Would you just look at that! Look at Dead Fish, he's all scorched! Still asleep though.

 

[AIagremm]

We should really put him in that sunken basement, I bet he'll like it. The place he comes from is the same.
Oh and I think I'll just sleep on the small coach in the Cult library.

 

[Bernkastel]

It seems i am not going to sleep for days *sigh*

 

[AIagremm]

But you get my bed!

 

[Bernkastel]

If i am sleeping. Who'll fix up the kitchen?
Just look at this mess! And it seems i have to go to buy more food. But i am not going to the Innsmouth Fish Packers inc. It's uncomfortable there

 

[AIagremm]

Just dont go to the Pluto-Mart supermarket. The salespersons there are weird and I swear one tried to put steal my brain to put it in a glass jar.

 

[Bernkastel]

I'd appreciate it if i would get some money for the food, brothers.
I... Uhh.. Kind of used all my money. Nipah~

 

[AIagremm]

Sure.
*Gives Garshilan some silver drahmas*
You still use these, right?

 

[Bernkastel]

You do? I thought you pay with squirrel fur!

 

[AIagremm]

Oh, I have plenty of that!

 

[Bernkastel]

But what if they want drahmas instead?

 

[AIagremm]

Take both!

 

[Bernkastel]

What if they dont accept them as payment?

 

[AIagremm]

Then just give them the Bag of Mindblowing Secrets!