The Cult

[Bernkastel]

Au-au~ *drool*

 

[Cthulus]

Japan is an interesting if fucked up place.. and I likes anime :3
Creepy story...

 

[Bernkastel]

That was a cute story!

 

[Bernkastel]

Alagremm, i found a funny thing while i was just checking the old discussions for fun. You called me hermaphrodite! How could you... You.. You!.. YOU BAKAYAROU!

 

[Cthulus]

Ruh-roh..

 

[AIagremm]

I did?

 

[Cthulus]

Pics or didn't happen?

 

[Bernkastel]

Greetings and salutations, page 23.

 

[AIagremm]

We seemingly have different amounts of posts on pages. Pink to post please?

 

[Bernkastel]

Or maybe you're just blind, Alagremm-kun?

 

[Misha]

Garsh, I've noticed you kind off are a bit hostile to people, how about you simmer down a little, so i don't have to.. report things like your last comment on the new members pic

 

[Bernkastel]

Hauu~ My comments are taken too seriously! :<

I fixed those mean mean words.

 

[Misha]

well.. I don't wanna be a Bogart here, garsh ^^

 

[Bernkastel]

You may not want to be one, but are you one?

 

[AIagremm]

Hm... you dont mind if I take the Book of Eternity from the vorpal Altar of Yog-Sothoth and the Stone of Ultimate Power from the Throne of Azathoth for myself, do you?

 

[Bernkastel]

I'll pretend not to be aware of this if i get cookies

 

[AIagremm]

Yes! YES! Bwuahahhahahaa!
*Gives Garshilan chocolate chip cookies*

 

[Bernkastel]

And i can give you a hug for another cookie

 

[Misha]

*rolls in a giant choco-chip cookie* >:3

 

[Bernkastel]

Au-au-hauu~ That thing goes for the picnic, Misha-kun! There's no way i could eat that alone! And was i... Supposed to.. Uhh.. Hug now?

 

[AIagremm]

Wont you be burned if you hug an archon? Oh and I cant come on the picnic, I need to conquer the world with the artifacts you kindly gave me whe-
Erm, I mean I need to wash my hair.

 

[Bernkastel]

You could wash mine aswell... Incidents...

 

[AIagremm]

...happen. Especially on electromagnetic underground research stations on mysterious islands, yo! Thats where the real Incident happen!

 

[Bernkastel]

Are there tentacles there?

 

[AIagremm]

Hm... no, actually that place is Old One free.

 

[Bernkastel]

I want there, sounds incident free.

 

[AIagremm]

Well one Incident happened there. But... lets just say, its not capitalized for a reason. They dont just call it... the Incident.

And incidents? Sticky tentacle incidents? Sticky tentacle incidents in the middle of the night?

 

[Bernkastel]

Yes, those incidents, Alagremm.

 

[AIagremm]

Oh. Right. Well, thank god I dont have those.

 

[Bernkastel]

I dont insist that it couldnt be fun, just too much is too much.

 

[AIagremm]

Yea... I bet cleaning up in the morning is hard.

 

[Bernkastel]

Awkey! Awkey! Enough of this conversation, someone might hear about this incident..
Hauu~
Oh... I forgot that this is not speaking, this is posting. Messages. That any cultist can read. Hau-auau-auu~
*fades back into the shadows*
*Appears again*
Nipah~
*Disappears again*

 

[AIagremm]

Right... how about you draw a comic?

 

[Bernkastel]

I cant draw, Alagwemm-kun! You do know my sensitive hands really well!

 

[AIagremm]

I have proof you do. You hanged the proof on the Secret Cult Wall.

Besides, you can draw some cool comic, I just know that =P

 

[Bernkastel]

It has been years since i drew comics! There's no proof!

 

[AIagremm]

Yeah there is. Its a picture of YOU! Making FOOD!

And c'mon =P

 

[Bernkastel]

It's still not a comic!

 

[AIagremm]

You kawn dü it!

 

[Bernkastel]

I dont speak gibberish

 

[AIagremm]

Hyuu kanh due eet!

 

[Bernkastel]

Hauu~! I can!?

 

[AIagremm]

Yes we you can!

 

[Bernkastel]

Allwight!
*is about to start*
Nope, i cant do it, Alagwemm.

 

[AIagremm]

Why? D=

 

[Bernkastel]

I am hopeless when i need to please someone

 

[AIagremm]

*Bursts into laughter*
Sorry, couldnt stand it =P

Hm... what if I draw a comic? Naturally it will suck, cuz it will be a Paint comic. But its something.

 

[Bernkastel]

Yes, Alagremm-kun draws a comic, it'll be epiiich. Nipah~ Nano desu yo!

 

[AIagremm]

And if I make one, will you?

 

[Bernkastel]

Nope, especially now after you laughed at me. Laughed at me because of your perverted mind.