Fairly recently, a bit of a pathetic friend of mine (well more of a kid I don't like saying I am friends with), told me his little sister told him to kill himself He tells me he said "Ok I will!", and I said to myself "Uhhhh.... huh?" I mean, that is a retarded comeback, but I really couldn't come up with a half-decent comeback that he should use So I just said, "That was a dumb thing to say" He says "Oh but thats what your supposed to say, if somebody tells you to kill yourself" ...the fuck? Usually I would say something along the lines of "If that was me I'd just <insert intelligent response here>, not say something dumb like 'I'm gonna kill myself, waah!!' " Heres my question: "What do you do when a person tells you to kill yourself?"