In a cave to the north east,she sat down next to her large wolf.
"Great.Now we don't have a home.Don't worry,I will figure it out.Damn that fish!" She groaned and looked around.There was no softish,flat surface to sleep on.Her only option was the cold,hard,rugged cave floor.
"And I don't have any clothing except this piece of lingerie." She was really annoyed and displeased,understandably.
Her mind traveled to a time when things were slightly different.She was doing a contract for a old man called OG Santa,who had been locked up before for child molestation,selling crack to kids and raping a dying reindeer called Rudolf.He was a hard,tough one,he grew up among polar bears in the north pole who taught him how to fight,hunt,eat,dance,talk and fap.They also bought him his first sled....and pushed it off a mountain with him and 500kg of dynamite tied to it.Nobody knows how he survived.
Anyhow,the contract was to assassinate Rudolf,the reindeer.Back in those days,she tried to survive like normal people would,by making money,buying food and drink,breathing and not jumping in front of vehicles.This worked out well for a while,but this contract would be the last before she turned to her vampiric,cannibalistic ways.
Rudolf was no ordinary reindeer.See,he was special,very special.He was a trained athlete,professional boxer,master cook,elemental mage,juggler,pimp,uber,singer and mount(both in a sexual and non-sexual way).He would prove tough to take out,especially since he had hired a lot of security since he was raped.He lived in a old,european castle on the peak of Kilimanjaro.fuck knows how he got a european castle there,but then again nothing that happened around her was ever normal,logical or sane.she was a batshit crazy basket case after all.That night,she snuck in on a wagon delivering barrels full of crystal meth.She waited for all the guards to get him before climbing out of her hiding spot and rushed inside.she was surprised to find Rudolf waiting for her.she was even more surprised to see OG Santa there wielding two machetes and with a firehouse on his back.turns out they have been working together and the entire rape scandal was just a plot to....well,entertain them.they were simply bored of delivering thousands of gifts to horny,ungrateful little shits.as it turns out,santa was real after all.Parents only said he wasn't for 2 reasons.1:To be able to take credit themselves and 2:They are afraid there kids might learn the truth about the 'loving' old man who wants to 'give' them his 'milk and cookies'
"You were a real fool,girl" said OG Santa."You can't match our power"
He pulled out duel katanas and charged her.She quickly grabbed a large watermelon and threw him in the face with it.Stupid as it sounds,it was effective.She pulled out her duel SMGs and fire 32 shots into his skull.He dropped dead in a bloody mess.Rudolf clapped hands and pulled out a minigun.
"Die ogre slut!"He roared and fired at her
She dove behind wall and laid down.Rudolf fire a total of 632 bullets,of which only 7 managed to hit her.3 in the left leg,2 in the back and 2 in the right should.She limped back at Rudolf.whom was reloading.She quickly fire a few shots into his hands,causing him to drop the weapon.Due to her injured shoulder,she missed a few times and hit him in the legs and stomach.He groaned and gripped his stomach.She fire a few shots into his knees and his feet,causing him to drop down
"Dam-n y-you....woman!" He managed to get out.
"Shit choice of last words" she said and stepped forward.she pulled out a large,silver hook.She drove it through the bottom of his mouth and pulled off his head.she groaned and limped out the back.She managed to escape down the mountain but then she passed out.when she awoke,she was back at her cabin.A large wolf had for some reason carried her back and was non-hostile to her.she pat him on the head and he licked her.She managed to attend to her wounds and since that day she and the wolf have been unseperatable.
She sighed and laid down on the cave floor.The future seemed uncertan.now that she thought about it,she never figured out why the wolf saved her.It didn't really matter though,or thatks what she thought at least
