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Roleplay : Redemption

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Due to sheer curiosity, Deroc decided to go forth to the hallway. As this appeared to be the chamber of Valsharess and this temple alone disabled his active magics, and also being Lolth's temple, this made him suspicious so he stayed up alert

What awaits Deroc in teh Mirrorz? A bald eunuch? A knife-eared reptilian drama queen with hair snakes and Faceless tentacles? Or something else totally different?
 
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The mirror disappeared and Edge was in the shop
The woman approached him "Greetings my lord!.How nice to see you!.How has your day been?"

@Directive255
Near the mirror,Deroc could here thousands of people cheering 'cakemaster!'.There was a stage in the mirror,and on the other side were huge amounts of people,happily cheering and praising the cakemaster.
 
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"Something feels familiar..." Edge faintly remembers his days in Earth, entering a hat shop similar to this. "Oh uh.. fine." Edge replied, then he noticed the hats were quite interesting, one that took his eyes was a black tophat. "Hmm, that one looks really good." He points to that hat.
 
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The woman flashed him a seductive smile,and walked over to the hat he pointed too
"Very good choice." she said."This is very finely made." She took it and handed it over to him
"A hat fit for a dashing lord like yourself" she praised and smiled,fully showing her cute dimples
 
Near the mirror,Deroc could here thousands of people cheering 'cakemaster!'.There was a stage in the mirror,and on the other side were huge amounts of people,happily cheering and praising the cakemaster.

Of course Deroc couldn't resist this and cheered together too! Deroc danced and hopped around in excitement and anticipation, while making funny noises that could be heard all over the temple, even outside the temple.

Without hesitation, Deroc jumped straight into the mirror!
 
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Deroc was on the stage and the mirror disappeared.
The people cheered louder and the most gorgeous woman,with a amazing figure,walked towards Deroc
"I am yours,great one!" she exclaimed and embraced him
 
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Edge stared at the tophat and then holds it. "Yes yes... quite good... wait wait.. lord?" Edge faced the woman, "Humans don't say "lord" in this time, that was like the renaissance..." Edge then realized and armed his Bladefist while still holding the tophat.
"You. I've faced a lot of seduces, but I've not faced something this strong. I have enough woman, I'll cut of your head!"
Edge in angered tried to cut the woman's head recklessly and with thinking.
 
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"No wait please!" she screamed while crying in fear and trying to evade his attack."I beg you..PLEASE!.It was a mistake!"
She dove underneath the counter in hopes to get away
 
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Deroc was on the stage and the mirror disappeared.
The people cheered louder

Deroc couldn't help but feel really flattered, excited and proud. The hysteria has exploded his mind and he just danced and hopped around quickly and happily. In the middle of his performance however, his pants became loose and was dropped down without Deroc realizing it.

and the most gorgeous woman,with a amazing figure,walked towards Deroc
"I am yours,great one!" she exclaimed and embraced him
Normally Deroc would reject any seduction -- even Azlariah Sunfeather, the Drama Kaiserin couldn't win his heart and soul.

But no.
"Ah, yeah!!! Yas!!!" Deroc screamed, jumping around like a crazy monkey. Deroc looked down and suddenly he paused for a moment, before hopping backwards a great leap. An aura of deaftening silence fills the air.

Since the hysteria blasted his minds and spirits greatly, he couldn't help but his big dick is now hungry. He took off his underwear without a thought and aimed his palms at the woman, trying to bind and ensnare her with magical webs...

Will the magic come out and trap the slut?


Ah, Sedusa and Azlariah must be really jealous then.
 
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She smiled at him
"Glad to see your so eager" she said and whispered in his ear."Want to hear a secret love?.They aren't talking about you...former cakemaster" She drove a steel dagger which is dripping with poison into his chest
Suddenly,all the thousands of people in the crowd turned into DPRK troops,and fire their rifles on Deroc,who is naked and most likely still confused.
As if that wasn't bad enough,a chilling laughter could be heard behind them.The Harvester and Kim Jung Un was standing behind them.The woman rushed off and jumped in Kim Jung Un's arms.
"I thank you for your possessions....you are relieved of your duty...Deroc" whispered the Harvester,before casting a spell that brought all Deroc's equipment and items he had with him to him.He handed the Staff of Supremecy to Kim Jung Un and gave the fat Gangnum Style bloke all the knowledge Deroc possessed.
A tiny North Korean girl approached Deroc and smiled at him,before making sure the job is finished by driving a spear right through his head
 
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KIM JONG UN!!!

Before any magics happen however, the girl caught him by surprise. She's way too quick!

She smiled at him
"Glad to see your so eager" she said and whispered in his ear."Want to hear a secret love?.They aren't talking about you...former cakemaster" She drove a steel dagger which is dripping with poison into his chest

"What?!" Deroc exclaimed.

The dagger made only a moderate scratch onto his thick and hard chest, and the poison did nothing to him. Remember, his passive resistance, affinity and soul immortality always work no matter what.

Deroc was immediately awakened from his dreams, and quickly grabbed the Succubus by her arms, while his right leg swung backwards kcking the girl and possibly knocking her down.

"You ain't no fool, stupid bitchass suck-- Whaaa?!?!"


Suddenly,all the thousands of people in the crowd turned into DPRK troops,and fire their rifles on Deroc,who is naked and most likely still confused. (Nein!)

"K... K-k... Kim... Jong Un?!?!"
"Hey!" Deroc screamed, while stomping the slut straight on her ugly face and used the poisoned dagger on her.

"Since when did you know magic, fatass fucktard?!"
"Oh, I don't think so... I don't think North Koreans have the money nor effort to master the arts of magic! They are starving people waiting to overthrow you, dumbass Kim Jong-Jong Uncle!!!"


As if that wasn't bad enough,a chilling laughter could be heard behind them.The Harvester and Kim Jung Un was standing behind them.The woman rushed off and jumped in Kim Jung Un's arms.

"No... no! No, I don't think it's Kimmy! That's the fucking Valsharess!" Deroc yelled whlist dodging the rain of bullets, "Kimmy would instead die of overeating! Feed some food to your poor subjects, selfish fatass Kim-bastard!"

"I thank you for your possessions....you are relieved of your duty...Deroc" whispered the Harvester,before casting a spell that brought all Deroc's equipment and items he had with him to him.He handed the Staff of Supremecy to Kim Jung Un and gave the fat Gangnum Style bloke all the knowledge Deroc possessed.

"Hey!" Deroc shouted pointing hus middle fingers at Kim Jong-jong Uncle and Soul Harvester, "That is my stuffs! Fuck you!"

As soon as either the Harvester or Kimmy touch the Staff of Supremacy, it blew out all of a sudden, giving a great plasma and arcane explosion straight on the face

Deroc absorbs all remaining energy left by the explosion, possibly reactiving his active magics


A tiny North Korean girl approached Deroc and smiled at him,before making sure the job is finished by driving a spear right through his head

Deroc avoided the spear with ease
 
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Deroc's magic was still completely disabled.
The harvester stepped forward,completely unharmed
"Nevermind,I shall forge a more a true Staff of Supremecy soon. You can not change destiny,Deroc.What are your orders,Cakemaster?"
"Kill him,and cook him" ordered Kim Jung Un
The little girl blew a kiss at Deroc 'Come on Derry,nobody here will accuse you of being a pedophile".The tiny little girl,who was between age 4-6,got completely naked and extended her arms to Deroc.Millions of aborted fetuses emerged from the ground and started grabbing at Deroc while the little girl got closer.The DPRK troops fired their automatic rifles at Deroc again.Due to the sheer numbers and speed,it will be impossible to dodge them
 
@WhiteFang

Deroc's magic was still completely disabled. A horrified and upset Deroc let out a loud, harsh cry, clenching his fists and teeth tight and shaky.

The harvester stepped forward,completely unharmed
"Nevermind,I shall forge a more a true Staff of Supremecy soon. You can not change destiny,Deroc.What are your orders,Cakemaster?"
"Kill him,and cook him" ordered Kim Jung Un

"Pui!" Deroc spat on the ground angrily and snorted, "What?! What the fuck do you mean, ypu dumbass bitches! Losers and posers!"

"'True' Staff of Supremacy, huh? You just remind me of Alberto dearly!" Deroc stomped onto the ground in frustration, and then continued ranting like Dolfy Shitler, "And you, Kimmy! What a stinking ugly commie, loser and fucking poser! That's mein Copyright! You ain't a real Cakemaster! Where are your- my fucking Cake Minions?!"


The little girl blew a kiss at Deroc 'Come on Derry,nobody here will accuse you of being a pedophile".The tiny little girl,who was between age 4-6,got completely naked and extended her arms to Deroc.

"Die! Little bitch! Kimmy's lapdog! Stupid communist fucktards!" screamed Deroc before he smashed her real good with a keyboard like the Angry Teuton Kid with his fist.

Millions of aborted fetuses emerged from the ground and started grabbing at Deroc while the little girl got closer.

Again, Deroc kicked the girl away and stomped her on the ground. When he saw the fetuses tho...

"What... is... this... cruelty?!?!"
Deroc lifted his head and yelled at Kimmy with his middle fingers at Kimmy


The DPRK troops fired their automatic rifles at Deroc again.Due to the sheer numbers and speed,it will be impossible to dodge them

"Fuck!"
Deroc stomped on the ground again, crying his last eords before spilling out blood. Despite the crazy attacks however, Deroc maintained quite a decent speed and tried to run away

Tho he will be a bit slower due to the rains of bullet



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The room repeated,and by trying to run away he only ran closer to the Harvester.The troops continued to fire at him.At the same time,the fetuses let out demonic roars and launched at him,scratching,kicking and biting while crying.
Kim Jung Un smiled,before pulling out a strange object on the ground.In a few seconds,the area lifted and burning metal spikes fired at Deroc at a insane speed
And then,it happened.A giant,living cake came and started launching mini-nukes from his mouth to Deroc.Kim Jung Un laughed and summoned a cake dragon,which he mounted while roaring from laughter
 
@WhiteFang: sorry for late reply, I was very frustrated by a Cowgirl as my previous status said. She gave me a fucking boring and annoying job to do and I need time to recover myself

The room repeated,and by trying to run away he only ran closer to the Harvester.
"Huh?!" Deroc grunted in confusion...
"Guess I have to dig my way, then-- oh, no! Fuck!"


The troops continued to fire at him.At the same time,the fetuses let out demonic roars and launched at him,scratching,kicking and biting while crying. Deroc tried to get his legs away from the fetuses but to no avail. He don't want to kick those babies but he had to. A great difficult problem caught him -- should he give mercy to the poor babies, or should he just disregard the babies' life and stomp them like Mario stomping Koopas?

As tough as it is for him, he chose to stomp on the babies. Since the babies look like possessed by demons and corrupted. But he can't really do anything if he can't get angry. He needed a way to get angry. And it worked... at least increasing his speed and making his head go on fire (but his head is fine with the burning flames). He clenched his jaws and fists tight, letting out growls and roars of righteous fury as he thought about the atrocities of Communism.

He did it... a new kind of power... Righteous Fury...
This even works even if Deroc's in Nullmagic Auras, tho the effects of this Righteous Fury will weaken within Nullmagic auras

Was?! Deroc ist auf Feuer! (What?! Deroc's on fire!) His flames of righteous fury began to burn as a desire to murder Kim Jong Un (and especially Mao Tse-tung too if you wonder) rose in his burning heart...


Kim Jung Un smiled,before pulling out a strange object on the ground.In a few seconds,the area lifted and burning metal spikes fired at Deroc at a insane speed

The flames of the Righteous Fury would melt or neutralize the spikes. Tho a few will hit Deroc, he would take damage but soon the Righteous Flames would absorb and assimilate all other flames to his will.

And then,it happened.A giant,living cake came and started launching mini-nukes from his mouth to Deroc.Kim Jung Un laughed and summoned a cake dragon,which he mounted while roaring from laughter

Deroc again gave zero fucks even if the mini-nukes hurt him greatly. He don't care about pain and health anymore, the raging flames of Righteous Fury now burns brightly deep within his heart and soul, his eyes pinning on Kim Jong Un and his mind is now clouded with hazes of vengeance... He just rush and jump against Kim Jong Un, hoping to land a fatal blow on his fatass stomach. Bringing an end to the tragedy of Communism

(@WhiteFang : you can kill Deroc's physical body if you want, and send his soul to the promised place.)
 
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Deroc never reached Kim Jong Un,as the Harvester took matters in his own hands and sliced Deroc in half mid air
"The deed is done." he said."His soul is mine,for all eternity.My master will be most pleased"
He took a bow before the fat commie "Good luck to you...Cakemaster" he faded away into the darkness.
Kim Jong Un grinned,and pissed on the remains of Deroc,before ridding off on his cake dragon


Will handle what happens to the souls later,after I finished off Edge
 
Uhh, just wondering, how about Argoshar?

"The deed is done." he said."His soul is mine,for all eternity.My master will be most pleased"
He took a bow before the fat commie "Good luck to you...Cakemaster" he faded away into the darkness.

Deroc's soul shot bolts of thunder and flames to protest and resist against the Soul Harvester. His soul can't be destroyed even if he had to suffer for long. "Let go of me, you commie bastard! You commie-bandits not only steals money and wrecks civilization but also steals people's souls?!?!"

"And I am the Cakemaster! None shall replace me, and never will there be another Cakemaster after me!"
 
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Ok,Ill start this off
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Deroc's protest was unheard,as there was no-one there anymore.His soul soon was siphoned down to the passage ways of the 16 Hells.
He was sucked into one of the holes,one that was chosen for him by the Harvester.The feeling of cold and isolation was all Deroc's soul could feel as he slowly was sucked deeper and deeper into the darkness.
His soul soon landed on snow.He was in a desolated arctic town.After a while,he could see the souls of others standing around talking.Due to just entering the afterlife,he was weak and barely had enough energy to move,the feeling of extreme isolation and cold still on him,even though the snow flakes passed right through him

Fenrir's soul awoke on a hard rock,he felt tired and barely managed to move.The area around him,was rugged and full of enormous rocks and boulders.He looked around,while almost falling over
"Wh-what..where am..I" he dropped down on his knees.He looked up and noticed a few small buildings on top of a cliff.He slowly crawled towards it

Aphrodite's soul awoke in a place full of decay,even the ground appeared decayed,with bits of bone sticking out everywhere.There were large graveyards around.Many people could be seen cowering on boulders and beneath tress.The only sounds that could be heard was the sounds of people crying and a strange ominous laughter.
Aphrodite herself was horrified and started sobbing.She tried to stand up and run without even thinking about it,but her body was too weak and she came crashing down.Her lip was busted open,and dark blood seemed to pour infinitely from it,yet it simply was absorbed into the ground.She panicked more and tried to stop the bleeding with her hands,but it didn't work.Maggots and spiders started feeding on the wound,and even though she wasn't alive,she could feel the pain.She screamed and swung violently,but she only succeeded in injuring herself further

*Meanwhile,in the temple*
The Valsharess sliced towards Agroshar with her legs,but he dodged it and cut it off in a counterattack.
She let out another cream and spat lightning bombs at him.He quickly evade them.before striking at her again.His attacked was not timed properly however,and jumped out of the before launching a counterattack of her own by ensnaring him in a electric web.
He broke free from it after a few seconds,just in time to block a leg smash from her.TBoTBK glowed brightly,and burned another leg of hers off when her attack was blocked.
Agroshar took the opportunity to kick her across the room,through a set of pillars.Part of the room came crashing down on her.
She launched all the ruble at Agroshar after it hit her.Even though he managed to dodge some of it,he was hit by a few.She catapulted herself at him,sending both flying out the back of the temple and down the mountain.As soon as the hit the ground,the area changed.
They were now on a island.Due to the Valsharess being weakened,Agroshar was able to use his magic again.He took full advantage off this by using telekinetic energy to launch heaps of sand in her eyes.He also used it to send a few trees and large rocks crashing into her body.He roared before ramming her with his shoulder and kicking her into the water.
The area changed once more,and this time they were on the side of a giant glass building.Agroshar,who had the advantage at the moment,quickly grabbed her head and bashed it through the glass.He then completely dragged her head through the glass building's side until they reached the ground where he repeatedly stomped what remained of her face.
The area changed into the temple again.He kicked her through the other pillars,and the entire temple collapse on them.He shook of the rubble and dug out the Valsharess.She bit at him,but he tore out her teeth and backhanded her across the remains of her face.She pulled free and spat poison into his eyes,before pushing him down the mountain.
The area changed once more,this time into a empty stadium.She attempted to grab him,but he dove up and drove TBoTBK through her chest.She groaned and he lifted her up on it,completely impaling her.He tossed her down on the ground and cut off her head in a single chop.
The area changed back into the drow town.
The drow were shocked when they saw the Valsharess' body.Some threw their weapons down and fell on their knees,while others ran out of the city,screaming.Archers from the Abaddon's Fury shot down most of them.
Agroshar grinned over his victory for a while,but then he remembered about Edge and Deroc.
"Ah shit!" he said and started looking for them around the ruins of the palace.When he didn't see them,he realized what happened and went back to the base in order to prepare
 
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Gabriel finally woke up and looked around. She was lying on a bed. At her side, sitting in a chair, was a sleeping human. She slowly stood up. At the sides there were more beds, apparently everyone was sleeping. She saw a bunch of figures even sleeping standing.
"Well..." She said going up from the bed "Time to make something"
Gabriel took her rapier and went for the door. She kept walking inside the light's church until she arrived at the entrance. Apparently it was night time because no light came from the hole in the ceiling. She stand a the door of the church, embracing the wind of the Underdark's night.
"Something happened" She said to herself "This is gonna be a long night"
 
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"Gahh!!" Edge screamed in madness, "I'm I... losing my mind.. grr..." Edge came into the corner and held the woman's hair, "hehe..haha...hahahah!" Edge grabbed the woman's hair by force, dragged her into the open.
After that he pointed Bladefist just in front of her neck. "Heheh... hah..." Edge was losing his mind and stopped laughing. He didn't cut the woman's head but rather fell into his knees. "...what's the point, I'm dead... I'm a man full of sins... who have done madness..." Edge faced the floor, his right eye bleeding in blood.
"Oh... ... Egilian..."
( @WhiteFang , if you to kill Edge, now will be the time)
 
@WhiteFang

Deroc's protest was unheard,as there was no-one there anymore.His soul soon was siphoned down to the passage ways of the 16 Hells.

"Whoo~~ Waaahh~~ Gaaahh!!!"
"What is this?" Deroc asked in a harsh, angry voice, "Am I now kicked into the 18 Hells (Deroc believes both Chinese and Greek mythology)?! Nein!!!"


He was sucked into one of the holes,one that was chosen for him by the Harvester.The feeling of cold and isolation was all Deroc's soul could feel as he slowly was sucked deeper and deeper into the darkness.
"W.. waht is this... fucking place?" Deroc sighed.

His soul soon landed on snow.He was in a desolated arctic town.
"I am feeling melancholy and nostalgic... this fucking place... Ughh..."

After a while,he could see the souls of others standing around talking.Due to just entering the afterlife,he was weak and barely had enough energy to move,the feeling of extreme isolation and cold still on him,even though the snow flakes passed right through him

"Ah, other souls. Let's go... but I shall be careful." Deroc said as he tried to get up but failed. Whenever he got up, he felt like a heavy block of metal pressing hard on his back and looked like his soul is sucked onto the earth

"Oh, man..."
"I don't know why..." Deroc mumbled, "b-but... but!" RIvers of tears began flowing down from his soul's eyes, despite there being no physical body. "I... I now... I... I d-don't know w-why... but I... I feel l-lonely...

I... I-I... I m... I miss y-you... I miss you... Azlariah-- WHAT?!?!"
Deroc just realized what he said. His heart now yearns for the annoying knife-eared Drama Reptilian Elven Faceless Bitch?!?! "Damn! I guess... Kim Jong-jong Uncle's charm broke my Wall of Chastity... I now yearn for the love, care and y-yes... sexy body from her... I... I can't help m-myself... but I... I fell in love with her!"

His soul is now burning with love and passion, also, lust

"Ugh, Guess I have to embarrass myself..."
"HELP!!! HELP ME!!!"


Congratulations, Kimmy just helped Azlariah to make Deroc fall in love with her! Though she wasn't together with him and she didn't know yet... @Edge45, What do you think about this?
 
Oh, the ticket's late. Nevermind, I spend my time productively by updating character info on Deroc -- nearly complete, only the Appearance and History are missing.

Enjoy his numerous weird and bizarre titles!

EDIT: never mind, homie, take your time.
EDIT: since I have nothing else to do, let's go for some self-roleplay and after action report from different perspectives
EDIT: never mind, things got fucked up and I had to hurry




Most in the Multiverse weren't even aware of Deroc's fate in the 16 Hells, they just thought he went for a holiday or a good sexy time with Sedusa. But Miss Goh and her little boy felt a bit unsafe and anxious deep within their souls. "Hey, do you know where's Deroc?"

Meanwhile, back on the planet of Terra...
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" A gift...for a lord" she muttered and quickly pulled out a long,sharp dagger.She slit his throat from cheek to cheek,then stabbed him repeatedly in the chest.
As he laid bleeding on the ground,the Harvester appeared
"And so,you are once again on your way to Hell,I hope you enjoy this sentence more...as it will be for all of eternity" he whispered.

@Directive255
Other souls simply looked at him,some of their faces covered in tears as well,others just had a cold,empty gaze.
The soul of a young elf woman that was standing at a building with a campfire called Deroc over

Fenrir made it to the town on the cliff,where he was helped up by a young,orc male's soul.The orc carried him into a empty barn and laid him down in the hay.
"Thank you" he whispered.He suddenly didn't feel as tired and full of regret as when he first arrived.

Aphrodite ran screaming through what seemed to be a endless maze of graveyards and horrible creatures,while the spiders and maggots continue to feast on her wounds.Running took a incredible amount of energy and willpower,and she was soon exhausted.
With every step she took,she felt more and more terrified
Agroshar,had begun a ritual to seek for souls through the hells,hoping to find them.And sure enough,he found Aphrodite's soul.Through yet another ritual and incantation,he managed to enter the hell she was in.
Aphrodite ran into a giant skeleton scorpion and dozens of smaller skeleton scorpions jumped on her and started stinging,before climbing back on the giant one.The giant one simply glared at her,as she sobbed and tried to run away.A few strange creatures,which resembled something of a mix of a zombie bull and dog started chasing her down.Just as she was about to give up,Agroshar appeared with a roar and kicked the creatures away.Most burst into pieces against solid objects,but those who survived limped away in fear.
Aphrodite suddenly felt less afraid,and was glad to see the demon lord."Mister Agroshar" she exclaimed and hugged the demon lord's leg.As she did,the spiders and maggots fell off her body,and disintegrated
 
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"Huh?" Gabriel said "did I just imagined or did Agroshar just left us? No... wait... he just went to hell"
Gabriel paused for a minute, realizing something
"Why is he still here? If the Valaresh was defeated that means someone else summoned him... this is no good..."
 
@Leo Akastenix: okay, no problem. We are looking forward for your comeback

@WhiteFang: are the elf woman and the orc man amongst the five that stayed in the Underdark?

"Oh, what?" Deroc asked confused. "She looks nice... and genuine... I--"

Suddenly, Deroc's soul was reinvigorated and now he's active and energetic as before!

Deroc goes to the elven woman
 
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Edge held the last of his breath before being stabbed at the back, eventually his eyes closed. "There...a-and... back...again.." Was his last words, as the Harvester took his soul to the 16 hells.

>Misc<
"General!" Edge heared a familiar voice, his eyes opened. Appeared to be his memory, the time the first aircraft was built in Egilian. "General, I've finished the concept, its called an engine." A young egilian meet up with Edge, he's about 32 years egilian age.
"E-ezekiel?" Edge replied. "Not only that, to enable the aircraft's loose of weight and increase in speed, I've built this device similar to the propellers of the Gunships or seaships, but much more rapid in rotation." Ezekiel kept on talking. "General!" Someone shouted, one more familiar. Edge looked at the source, and it was "S-Saidan!? It can't be.."
"General, good news, Marquess Whain allowed us to build this you call airfield unto their free parts." Saidan said. "That's great! General, we must make preparations." Ezekiel replied.
Edge was of no response, then a gentle and warm wind blew to him, he feels the familiar air, "...ah... Egilian..." He closed his eyes, everything went dim.
<Misc>
 
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Oh sweet hell.Had quite a experience.First,the moose I tried to tie up turned out to be the mount of some old chap named Gustav.
I decided to go to @Razosh just like I am.He was,as he said,willing to take me in.We then proceeded to fuck for like 16 hours,which I didn't even know was possible.We had barely finished,until some damn cat walked in,grabbed me and threw me out.This same cat beat the shit out of me (literally and figuratively) in a street fight before trying to throw me with tiny white mushrooms.
...That was all inside jokes of me and @Razosh which none of you probably got.

Anyhow,I managed to escape and will be replying later today
 
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Yeah, your cats grow up so quick first thing you know they're struggling to keep balance next they're leaving your boyfriends entrails all over the floor. But don't worry I have a secret to how I became so good at the more "primal urges", I was home-schooled. ;)
 

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Aye sir.

<robot voice>
"Warp initialized."
"Powering up."
"Stand by."

The robotic voice faded while the warp machinery powered up.
Instead another voice was heard through speakers, a human one.
"Send over all your data regarding this isle and its researchers. Then delete your copy of said data, we'll return it to you once you return."

"Acknowledged. Sending files." echoed in the room

<Robot voice> "Warp in progess - 20%"

"Data transfer - complete. Deleting data." echoed

"Commence mission."

The room then went silent as the human did not speak further and those in the room had nothing to say.

<robot voice> "Wrap in progress - 45%"

Next to the mic, two humans sat by a large screen viewing the room from a camera.
"How large do you think the profit will be?" one asked
"I estimate that a single ore of average size will be worth billions due the limited quantity alone. We could probably send out ten expeditions like this and still make it worth it."
"Provided that such ore exist."
"It's a long shot, but then again, everything that leads to discovery is a long shot."
the first human shrugged, not bothering to argue philosophy.
"How did you convince the board to agree with this gamble then? they care more of profit than science, the chance of it being a success is slim at best."
"I did not."
"What?"

<robot voice> "Warp powered up - executing"

"Well.. they cannot do anything about it now." the second human the strolled out of the room whistling while grinning.
 
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@WhiteFang: never mind, we can wait further.

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<Misc>
Before dying, Deroc seemed to went through history...

In one of his flashbacks, he found himself in a cool, handsome room in black -- a plastic wall filled with futuristic glowing green and purple stripes, as well as hues of purple emitted from the arcane generators.

"Hmm, where the fuck am I?" Deroc mumbled to himself.
"Cakemaster Deroc?" a familiar voice responded, "What's wrong?"

Deroc let out a yawn and rubbed his eyes, before lifting up his head and get himself a surprise.
The Cakemaster lifted his head and had a look...
Illidan! And Vashj too!! Azlariah and Yuri Prime, as well as Jaina Proudmoore were also present!!!

"I... Illidan? Vashj? Yuri... Jaina and Azlariah too???"
The bald eunuch Yuri leaned close to Deroc and asked, "Oh, what had happened, my dear?"
"Oh..." the sudden appearance of Yuri alone has chilled Deroc to his bones. Yuri's weird manners made things even more awkward. "nothing-- w-wait..."
"What?" Illidan asked.
Deroc let out a sigh and then asked, "Where were we just now?"
"Oh, darling," Yuri whispered in a pussy voice, "We are now discussing the details, my dear Deroc."
"Of what?"
Illidan palmed his face and shook his head, before grumbling, "What happened to you, dude?! Are you feeling well?"
"Yeah..." Deroc turned shy as an aura of awkwardness filled the air, "I... I..."
"Oh, darling, we are now planning to form a Coalition, remember? Dear Deroc?"
"Ahh!" the Cakemaster got up and displayed a bright smile, "The Directive Coalition, is it? Yeah..." Herr Deroc nodded his head numerous times before proceeding to talk about their plans...

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Another memory. Edge eyes opened, "My dear, here's a coffee." A familiar woman gives him a cup of warm coffee. "Oh... uh, thanks." He replied.
"The baby's coming you know. If he is a boy, his name will be of where his father began, and if she's a girl, well, I know where she'll also began." The woman said before she cheerfully smiled.
Edge could not avoid such beauty that he also followed smiling, he began to remember the memories of his original self. "Ed-edward Phoenixus... E-edge...Edgar Phoenixus... General Edgar Phoenixus, the Flashing Flame." Edge said suddenly, but then a voice spoke behind him.
"You're not him... because he's me." Edge saw what appears to be himself, taking the woman's hand and walks away. The duplicate looked back to him and grinned. "You're not The Flashing Flame, you're not a Phoenixus, you're not the General of Egilian. You're just a piece of flesh cut off and originated from me... You're just a curse!" The entire backround faded into black.
Edge feel to his knees, as voices that is similar to his gossips over his head. "Piece of flesh" ; "A curse" ; "What disappointment you are" ; "You're not me." ; "My memories was never worth giving to you" ; "It was right for me to not let you die, for you're not even fit for a grave" ; "You are a curse to my life"
Edge fell into despair, seems like feeling a pain unlike any other.

"Fool." He heard that voice, it was Crimson's, then more came. "You better bring that body back" ; "Shut up" ; "Stupid Idiot" ; "Does it matter to you that we're a curse? Thanks to him, now we're two beings" ; "Shit happens, what else to do but to live with it, fight it, kill and let it bleed"
And Edgs awoke, with almost an unbearable pain, one as worse as he felt when he died at the Underdark. "Urg..!!" He felt heavy and fell into the ground. Weak as he was, he tries to look, "Wh-where... am I?"
 
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