Post-Apocalyptic Scenario

Darkgamma · Apr 11, 2011

One day, you wake up and three seconds later, breathing into your computer's screen. You turn it on, wait for fifteen - hundred and fifty secondss and the screen lights up. It lives!
Now for your daily dose of Hive... You cranck up the net, the Hive's already on when you turn on Safari/Chrome/Firefox/IE and you log in, feeling the safest you've ever been, once more.
Logging in, the main page is empty, but the resources are still there. The active users list is more than halved, about fourty members are online, and a thousand guests. You click on the 2PHuman Campaign and... the poster is Anonymus, and there are only posters below 50 rep... You click on the Gilneas Buildings skin... same thing!
All Hive members above 50 rep are permanently IP-banned by hackers and their accounts are no more!
One hacker with 9001 rep (chosen for memepower) sends a message to everyone linking to the forum. He makes the populace choose who will be the next Chosen One (aka webmaster, host etc)
What do you do?

Tyranid · Apr 11, 2011

Go back to /v/

Arisato · Apr 11, 2011

i'll kill that guy

MGCǂSpectre · Apr 11, 2011

If that happens, I would say 'Oh noes a random forum on the net that I can deal without just got hacked. I care! It's a real apocalypse ' /title *facepalm*

Orcnet · Apr 11, 2011

I'll Join his campaign in retaking the hive for our own use, and when that hacker accepted me as his right hand, I will overthrow him and return back hive in its original place, safe and sound

Tank-Commander · Apr 11, 2011

I do nothing - because I'm IP banned.

Fussiler1 · Apr 11, 2011

Izanagi said:
i'll kill that guy

I think you've spend enough time on the computer in that case.

chobibo · Apr 11, 2011

I'll play patapon.

Ironside · Apr 11, 2011

Nothing you can do in a case like that.
But it won't happen anyway.

Lich Prince · Apr 11, 2011

Ralle technically has his rep disabled.

So, that whole ">50 rep" plan, is futile.

Darkgamma · Apr 11, 2011

Lich Prince said:
Ralle technically has his rep disabled.

So, that whole ">50 rep" plan, is futile.

No, that's just the text. If you rep him, his counter goes up. Aka it still works

thelifelessone · Apr 12, 2011

I'd restore from a backup, and swing my mighty banhammer (if I were an Admin, that is). Problem solved.

Cweener · Apr 12, 2011

I'd eat pies on the moon while sipping a pina colada with extra rum.

Mmmmmmmmmm.

And then I'd have to bake some DateRape laced BanBrownies.
That way they kick out and knock out.

Double the punch.

Also, lol.

GhostThruster · Apr 12, 2011

Pffft, good riddance. This website is a shithole. And the users with + 50 rep, christ, they should be massacred. Especially this one guy called GhostThruster. He's a really giant douche. What were his parents thinking?

Sky Green · Apr 12, 2011

Not my problem. I can live without the Hive. Maybe join the hacker. THW will just be reborn. Big deal. If you can't live without the Hive get a life!

Darkgamma · Apr 12, 2011

Sky Green said:
Not my problem. I can live without the Hive. Maybe join the hacker. THW will just be reborn. Big deal. If you can't live without the Hive get a life!

Uh, the Hive will still be up, and you'd be on it.

As of 12 hours ago, I'm IP banned as well D:

The_wand_mirror · Apr 12, 2011

Euh, the resources are still there.

Crazed_seal2 · Apr 12, 2011

Clear my cookies. Change my Ip. Register. Win!

-Peper- · Apr 12, 2011

That guy got 9001 reps so he is banned. Hive is back on Ralle's hand.

Darkgamma · Apr 12, 2011

-Peper- said:
That guy got 9001 reps so he is banned. Hive is back on Ralle's hand.

He banned the people then came on the site

Sheesh you can't follow the timeline.

Tleno · Apr 12, 2011

GhostThruster said:
Pffft, good riddance. This website is a shithole. And the users with + 50 rep, christ, they should be massacred. Especially this one guy called GhostThruster. He's a really giant douche. What were his parents thinking?

He's not as bad as that asshole Tleno, you know...

Well now actually, if this would happen, I would contact Ralle, find out what happened, then wait for him to restore the website back...

PROXY · Apr 13, 2011

I would rep him so often that he would get banned too, because of my awsoome mega crazy amazing hive ultimatic powers of repping.

Darkgamma · Apr 13, 2011

Fan said:
I would rep him so often that he would get banned too, because of my awsoome mega crazy amazing hive ultimatic powers of repping.

You're banned, so you can't do anything.

GhostThruster · Apr 13, 2011

Everyone! Move onto sc2mapster! Problem solved!!!!!!!!

Crazed_seal2 · Apr 14, 2011

Dude this hacker is stupid.

Plant a virus into the Hive.

People Download it.

It steals peoples bank details and other stuff

????

PROFIT

Joe-black-5 · Apr 14, 2011

Continue my life.

indomitable1319 · Apr 15, 2011

GhostThruster said:
Pffft, good riddance. This website is a shithole. And the users with + 50 rep, christ, they should be massacred. Especially this one guy called GhostThruster. He's a really giant douche. What were his parents thinking?

tleno said:
He's not as bad as that asshole Tleno, you know...

You guys are forgetting indomitable1319! He's a total asshole AND a spawn of evil. God.

I'd move to WC3.C; I guess...

Crazed_seal2 · Apr 15, 2011

indomitable1319 said:
You guys are forgetting indomitable1319! He's a total asshole AND a spawn of evil. God.

I'd move to WC3.C; I guess...

I think that site is dead. Though if most the banned users move over to there it could be brought back to life.

PROXY · Apr 15, 2011

Darkgamma said:
You're banned, so you can't do anything.

you don't get it. I'm god. I can do everthing. A ban is nothing for me.

Crazed_seal2 · Apr 15, 2011

Fan said:
you don't get it. I'm god. I can do everthing. A ban is nothing for me.

If your god than why dont you have lots of rep like General Frank

.

What Ralle would do:

-Unplug server box

-Reset it

-Win!

PROXY · Apr 20, 2011

Crazed_seal2 said:
If your god than why dont you have lots of rep like General Frank .

What Ralle would do:

-Unplug server box

-Reset it

-Win!

Shht. That's because I want to keep this a secret. Silly boy.

-Peper- · Apr 21, 2011

Ralle would stop his domain on here, backup the user datas. Make another site, use hiveworkshop.com domain, win.

Tleno · Apr 21, 2011

Yeah, there is no way Ralle would ever loose to some troll who perma-banned most of users. Unless he would be hypnotized and forced to sell the site for one Euro...

Darkgamma · Apr 22, 2011

tleno said:
Yeah, there is no way Ralle would ever loose to some troll who perma-banned most of users. Unless he would be hypnotized and forced to sell the site for one Euro...

Seriously, most people don't know how soft and shiny and pretty Euros are =3 I'd say he goes for 5 Euros.

Hunting_Panda · Apr 24, 2011

don't see a problem here n_n quiet people like me have no posts and rep anyway.

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