I am plagued by nightmares, really horrible ones, and as a result sometimes I have a hard time going back to sleep. This one time, my god, I had one that freaked me out so bad I couldn't get back to sleep for another 79 hours.
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So when I was a kid, bear with me, I had an operation to repair a strangulated hernia (when your intestine drops down into your nut sack and wraps around your vas deferens). I don't know how much you know about sedation (two drugs, one paralysis you and one inhibits memory) but the drug they give you that inhibits you from remembering everything that happens to you while you are under the knife...That one didn't work right. Anyways, I have a keen memory for what it feels like to be cut into. This actually intensifies my nightmares or is their cause, one or the other.
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In this dream I had I was falling through a darkness and right when normal people are supposed to wake up I hit a surface HARD. I could feel my bones shatter, the blood running out, my head hurt and I could hear a loud ringing in my ears. When my vision cleared I could see I was on a cold stone table, and there were four fat women sitting around me in different colored dresses. Their eyes had been gouged out and were scabbing over and instead of human teeth they had hundreds of needle like barbs. Out behind them I could see human bones stacked in piles with drying flesh still clinging, the smell of rotting flesh in my nose and the sound of buzzing flies in my ears. I managed to look up out of the corner of my eye and saw that each of the women had a mechanical arm growing out of their backs and at the top of each a cockpit filled with these crazy looking midgets, each hand on a joystick, controlling the girls. The midgets started screaming wildly. The four women then produced a fork and knife and began sawing through my flesh and consuming it. I could hear, over the metallic scraping sound and the sawing of my flesh from my bones, the screaming:
"HUNGRY HUNGRY HIPPOS! HUNGRY HUNGRY HIPPOS!".
That was a pretty cool punch line but make no mistake, it scared the hell out of me. I thought I would share.