[Inactive] Roland's Portfolio

[Roland]

@pyf It's been a beefy work for me, I had to stay awake from 1AM to 4AM just to make the 8 Strand Gaucho braid and it's transition knot.

 

[Misha]

mate, I am really more inclined to praise you for weaving an artwork, not for weaving a weapon.. no offense

 

[Roland]

@Misha It's not really a weapon, It can be a multi purpose Handle and a Multi-bag carrier.

 

[Misha]

Iunno, you described its creation as if it was a weapon

 

[Roland]

@deepstrasz @Naze @pyf @Misha @WhiteFang @MasterHaosis
Here's the version 2 of the Gaubine Claw. I renamed it as the Twisted Gaubine claw. With Spiral solomon braids. Had to reinforce the braid because near the carabiner, I saw some burnt strand so I was paranoid and Worried about it, so I had to Add some black strand near it, The spiral wrapping is much more tight making the flail a bit hard to bend.

 

[Misha]

Hey , that's a double-helix of black cord. Black cord DNA :XD:

 

[Roland]

Hey , that's a double-helix of black cord. Black cord DNA :XD:

Wow, I never realized you know some names of braids..

Aint contented with the flail I made so I copied from this:

to this!

@Heinvers, @RedCrusader, @TheKurt009, @Rheiko, @Keiji, @Heinvers, @Ash, @Bitchmoon, @Naze, @Misha, @pyf and @deepstrasz
Mah mini works..



@Heinvers, @RedCrusader, @TheKurt009, @Rheiko, @Keiji, @Heinvers, @Ash, @Bitchmoon, @Naze, @pyf, @Misha and @deepstrasz
Sorry for the multi bother and the tag but here's part 2!

Rapid Deploy Key Fob (Hangman Noose Knot)
This was the old version of my Carabiner Flail, Unfortunately, My asshole grandfather took out the carabiner by cutting the Strands attached to it :'c

 

[Misha]

these are pretty neat.. also why does your grandpa keep cutting your cords? also don't call him asshole, that's disrespectful even if he's mean

 

[Kyrbi0]

I was just wondering "wait, when did he start braiding? what happened to the artwork?". Went back a few pages & found it. You may want to copy that notification upon the first post.

But before you do, reconsider the wording. You don't have to give up drawing in general, man. You've got talent; every drawing will be better than the last. Like they say, you got 1000 bad drawings in you that you have to get out before you can start drawing awexome. Probably not exactly true, but you get the gist. ; )

Also, if you're using Windows go ahead & create some separate User Profiles for you & the rest of your family. It's easy & it's not just about privacy; it'll help you keep stuff saved where it should be. I don't know how your cousin even had access to your flash drive in the first place, much less was messing around with it to thus accidentally format it. Rough stuff. :<

 

[Roland]

@Kyrbi0 Well I got lazy from doodling so I wanted my hands to be more practical and excerised braiding is kina fun but stressing so as doodling which I lost confidence on brainstorming doodles.

 

[Roland]

Replaced the Paracord bottle holder into a key fob, I earned 50 bucks for it.

The car key is from a 2013 Toyota Tundra.

 

[Kyrbi0]

Woah. No offense, but $50?? I'm surprised someone was willing to pay that much.

 

[Roland]

Woah. No offense, but $50?? I'm surprised someone was willing to pay
It Aint dollars, It's Philippine Currency (PHP) I just call my currency here as bucks for short.

 

[Kyrbi0]

Ah, whoops.

(by the way, looks like you mis-closed that Quote tag)

 

[Roland]

Ah, whoops.

(by the way, looks like you mis-closed that Quote tag)

Woops to me also.

Progress Shots of my Gaubine Twisted Claw.



Before going to Baclaran church I was too bored waiting for my grandpa so I decided to make this knife lanyard. heheh.


Matthew Walker knots with series of 6-Strand crown sinnet and another matthew walker knot and the ends are Double Overhands frayed as tassels.

Went to the Largest Pet markets in Manila, Cartimar.. Was pleased about this Furtato.

 

[Wasabee]

Cute dog.

 

[Roland]

Cute dog.

It's a pomeranian and it fucking costs 17,000.

 

[Wasabee]

That's expensive and the maintenance would be also expensive. I have a dog and it's a labrador/husky.

 

[Roland]

Reworked my Old Knife Lanyard.

 

[Roland]

Latest Tomfuckery

 

[Roland]

Replacement for my old Key fob Give me some rep if you want to change the color :b

 

[Roland]

Reviving my good ol' Dusty wacom.
Blind Man Holdin' the wall
Michael Peterson/Charles Bronson/Salvador

Ey ey ey! Here's my new rope commissions lately.
New Marlinspike Gear
6 Strand Crown Sinnet (Reflective Brown and Woodland Camo) Knife Fob!

 

[Roland]

Previously:

Now:

Just fixed the error sequence of the 8 Strand Gaucho Knot and I improved the 4 Strand Melvin's Lanyard knot I call it the Double Butt spankor with a bigger ball on the right end of the rope. waste of time and wastin ropez

Tis just in, I.. I.. Don't know much about the big leagues talkin' about me lately in the ML but I'm sure I'll be gone here in the hive due to my Daesh And that turkey nightclub shit (I don't give a fuck about it but yeah I'm a chillin perzon) (That means the ML are talking about me if they're really gonna ban me perm here in hive) meh, anyway, Sayonara mah ppol!

Contact me in Imgur's Discord or xat.com or somewhere in the deeeeeeeeeeeeeeep/marianas (Marian rivera's butt) web.(pure cancer chats)

 

[Kyrbi0]

Tis just in, I.. I.. Don't know much about the big leagues talkin' about me lately in the ML but I'm sure I'll be gone here in the hive due to my Daesh And that turkey nightclub shit (I don't give a fuck about it but yeah I'm a chillin perzon) (That means the ML are talking about me if they're really gonna ban me perm here in hive) meh, anyway, Sayonara mah ppol!

Contact me in Imgur's Discord or xat.com or somewhere in the deeeeeeeeeeeeeeep/marianas (Marian rivera's butt) web.(pure cancer chats)

Wait, what?

Who is ML?

 

[Roland]

Wait, what?

Who is ML?

It's the place where Ralle Gather's his minions.
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As far as you know, The middle knot resembles as a penis (Some users told me in Discord via Imgur Discord Chat) but it has some great use when I use my flail tho.

Anyway! here's how my Twisted Gaubine Claw Flail works.

CLOSE RANGE
LONG RAGE (I use this to swing it really hard for a better damage.) That's why

IT AINT MY HAND BTW. It's.. It's from my Assistant, Jerry.

 

[Deleted member 219079]

Vietnam flashback

 

[Roland]

Vietnam flashback

wat?

 

[Roland]

Concept for my Paracord Logo

 

[Roland]

Rework my Navy Falls Chevron Bracelet.. It's kinda thick and Uncomfortable to wear it.

I started this a week a ago and I was looking for a guy or girl who can draw a better illustration of this guy and make him more Vectorized.

Spoiler: New Paracord Logo I think?

 

[WhiteFang]

ermegesh,le wulf!
Reminds me of the Witcher school of the Wolf's amulet

 

[Roland]

ermegesh,le wulf!
Reminds me of the Witcher school of the Wolf's amulet

so u like it?

 

[WhiteFang]

yep

 

[Roland]

My Paracord Project: "Nazareno Del Rosario"


there was gonna be a spiral wrapping on it but I wasn't satisfied so I replaced it with a Māori Lashing that failed also. There is only 1 Footrope kno I used but I made multiple Diamond Knots even a doubled one cause i'm sick and tired of seeing the Footrope knots tho. And yea, That's my Right hand.

and oh, the 4 strand braid loop is not wearable it can be only worn by Santo Niño Satues or even your car's Rear mirror.

Shiny Rainbow Balls please
@pyf @deepstrasz

 

[WhiteFang]

I'm curious,this may be slightly off-topic,but for how long have you made stuff like this?

 

[Roland]

Old tomfuckery
Diamond Knot Loop > 4 Strand Wall knot > Crown Sinnet > Footrope Knot > Diamond Knot and Tasseled/Frayed Ends.
Diamond Knot loop with Tasseled Frayed ends ( I decided to take off the Tassel and Snip and Singe the ends using my Favorite Diamond Knurled Rod.
Beside my Newest project is it's Combo, a Key fob, Out of the scraps of that Rosary.

I'm curious,this may be slightly off-topic,but for how long have you made stuff like this?

Some new knots have to be practiced in longer hours or days or weeks, Yeah Knottin isn't easy tho, It looks easy when you look at it, but the Process is way to hard. (For some knots i.e Bruce Grant's Gaucho and Ashley Book Of Knot's 4 Strand Wrapped Crowned Lanyard Knot.)

 

[WhiteFang]

It doesn't look easy to do,you are good at it though.Keep it up man

 

[Roland]

Keep it up man

Thanks man, But I'm running out of paracords what's left is a Camo Combo of Red, White and Navy Blue.

 

[pyf]

Ahhh yess more

Can't

 

[Roland]

Can't

You heartless jerk. You're ungreatful for what I did to make that effort! JK! (Oh well fuck this.)

 

[pyf]

rotfl.

Also, no rep power anymore.

 

[KILLCIDE]

Who is ML?

Might be referring to Mod's Lobby.

 

[Roland]

*Cute Squeal and Giggles*
Here's my 2017 Current Every Day Carry Gear! (EDCG)


Contents: My Deceased's Father's Cap Red and Charcoal Polo Baseball Cap, Double Spool Knitted Green Paracord Bracelet, Crossspine Camo Paracord Bracelet, Wide Back To Back Feather Bar Double Wide Double Centre Strand Paracord Bracelet, Ravana Hexnut Paracord Necklace, Diamond Knot Paracord Ring, My Deceased Uncle's Fraternity Ring, Imperial Ireland Clip Pointed Folding Knife with a 2 Strand Diamond Knot and 6 Strand Crown Sinnet and a 2 Strand Matthew Walker Knot Key Fob and Lastly my Double Clawed Helix-Gaucho Flail AKA The Double-Twisted Gaubine Claw

Non-Pictured Contents: Sky Pantech Vega LTE EX IM-A820L, Cordura Tactical Messenger Bag (Modified Strap with a 12 Strand Gaucho Braid out of Paracord, Unfortunately, I didn't made it, It was given from a friend of mine. :c)

Some may say I look shit and weird but for me, I just look fierce and Terrifying

After it's Glooooriouz Creation my precious flail had it's following Hours, Days, weeks and a month of intense and brute use My Double Clawed Helix-Gaucho Flail AKA The Double-Twisted Gaubine Claw had a great purpose for my EDC Gear, (I smashed hundreds of bottles for testing it's strength, Carried 5 Heavy Groceries from Helpin' an Old Lady in Shopwise and 3 Boxes of Vitamilk Bottles, Back-riding while hooking my weapon in the Backseat Handlebars in Philippine Tricycles, Injured a stupid fucked who insulted about my Peg-leg and my Left eye (I Swung the carabiner flail into his right side of his Ugly Fat Fuck face and to his backside of his neck) Although that disgusting shameless fat fuck started it all. The sleeve of the paracords torn apart leaving the inner Strands naked and vulnerable (The reason why I added another strand and braided a Cobra-Helix style thingy)

Sowweh for the Domb Grammar, I Waz jast hysterical but zad about it :c



I'M NOT FUCKING DONE TALKIN LIKE A SQUEAKING LITTOL TWAT!

Here's all the stuff I've weaved that're for sale! From Left to Right are Necklaces, Neck Lanyards to Keychains and Keyfobs...
Ask me if you want to know what are the contents of the stuff i've done.

 

[Roland]

More Tomfuckery!

- Project shots of my "Berdugo Pendant"
- New parts for my Gaubine flail (fuck, I might dismantle it again.)
- FOR A FEW FUCKING YEARS I'VE LEARNED HOW TO TIE A THREE STRAND BRAID ON A SINGLE ROPE
- I tamed a retarded dog licking my dog's ass near my house, he's cute but he's one heck of a screamer (He howls and barks every 12-5 AM!) It's a Beagle puppy tho. 4 months old. My gaubine can be a leash tho.
- I upgraded my Marlin spike (Based on a File) for a better grip, I bought some Glossy Heat-shrink Rubber tubing and weaved some Celtic Weaves out of Gutted Paracord Scraps..

Oh yeah, Here's some other crap from my Camera


Note, that dog humping my Male dog is also a boy. = They were doing a Orgy Threesome in the street while I can't stop laughing but my throat hurts so bad.

Like My dog + the other gay dog + the other Gay dog

 

[Roland]

@Rence Kristoff ~ HERE WE GOOO!

So yeah, I've been a proud supporter of the Anti-Duterte-Kalbobato group also I also support the people who're willing to kill those two ugly barangay-level mind fucks and destroying their shitty admin.. I've been working on a caricature to post this on facebook (any pro-duterte groups) to really piss them off. The drawing's plan is Duterte shoving his vibrator with a General Bato as a head on it and Binay as a stripper. Althogh I suck at detailing, this might serve as a rough sketch (Still doodling the shitderete.)

Spoiler: Duterte's Vibrator

Not sure if this is the accurate one tho. but I'm working on it.

 

[WhiteFang]

@Rence Kristoff ~ HERE WE GOOO!

So yeah, I've been a proud supporter of the Anti-Duterte-Kalbobato group also I also support the people who're willing to kill those two ugly barangay-level mind fucks and destroying their shitty admin.. I've been working on a caricature to post this on facebook (any pro-duterte groups) to really piss them off. The drawing's plan is Duterte shoving his vibrator with a General Bato as a head on it and Binay as a stripper. Althogh I suck at detailing, this might serve as a rough sketch (Still doodling the shitderete.)

Spoiler: Duterte's Vibrator

Not sure if this is the accurate one tho. but I'm working on it.

Who exactly are they?

 

[bear_369]

Duterte's Vibrator

That's a legit way of naming your current sketch. I think it's accurate enough, although his left ear is a lil' bit big.

@WhiteFang
Some people who lives in Philippines. One is a president and one is a police chief I think.

 

[Rence Kristoff]

Thats quite a big ear.

 

[Roland]

@WhiteFang @Rence Kristoff @bear_369 Thanks for the suggestions, I'll make sure I'll improve it when I have time.

Salary Well Spent! I bought a new headset and made my own Headphone stand out of a Banana Stand.

also, I'm not gonna take a photoshoot of my station again, No major changes tho, Just added my new member of the family.

~Keyboard Stand
~My Headset

And oh, In case of People asking what's my headset is: It's a 695 Philippine Peso Headset ~ RAKK Kusoug Vibration 3 Ports and Golden Mic/Audio Jacks.

 

[WhiteFang]

Looks pretty sweet.How much did it cost you?

 

[Roland]

Looks pretty sweet.How much did it cost you?

And oh, In case of People asking what's my headset is: It's a 695 Philippine Peso Headset ~ RAKK Kusoug Vibration 3 Ports and Golden Mic/Audio Jacks.