That the world is flat, Hive. Yes, you have heard me correctly. And what I'd like you to do is prove me wrong. To aid the rational discourse, I have constructed a list of what I think is correct: The Earth is flat. All science is wrong, especially cartography. All technology is evil (particularly bar code technology) Fluoridated water is a socialist plot to take over the world. Zippers are a symbol of round oppression. As such, no pants must be worn, with the exception of those without zippers, such as button fly jeans. I would very much so like you to pick up on all and every of those points.