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This is a list of ways to generate electricity with chihuahus.
It in no way is ment to be insulting to chihuahu lovers it is just a small list of ways to generate electricity with the small dog know as the chihuahu.
So if you take affence to this...
Thats kinda sad.
But seriously it just a fun little joke.
Extra ones will be added to the list as people post them
1. Have Chuck Norris warp and twist a Chihuahu clone into an evil hitler-Chihuahu, Hit-huahu. This should be good for 3-4 sequels. Install tension
to electricity converters into theatre.
2. Ignite chihuahus in large numbers. Use heat released to drive steam turbine.
3. Amass enormous quantities of chihuahus until it reaches enough mass to begin chihuahu fusion in the core. Use solar cells to convert
radiation to electricity.
4. Fill an empty lake with chihuahus then release them through a dam to generate some hydro electricity ~Saken
5. Give them all giant metal caps with a large lighning rod attached to it ~Coolty44
6. I was thinking of hamsterwheels ~TheDivineBoss
7. Attatch solar panels to their backs and release them in a big field or desert. ~Saken
8. feed them taco bell, place in air tight room, use stored methan to fuel generators. ~crawdaddy029
9. Throw chihuahuas dressed in spandex suits (for aerodynamics) off high towers. Convert kinetic energy to electricity at the base of the
tower. ~HINDYhat
10.
1. Put dogs in room ~Insincerity
2. Simulate a student writing a paper due the next day ~Insincerity
3. Convert sound energy into electric energy ~Insincerity
11. Put them is a big plastic container. now spray the air with coffee in aerosol form. the chihuahas go crazy and create an ungodly amount of
static electricity ~Hakeem
12. Eating them also gives energy ~Hakeem / Eat them ~leet.firefox
13. pulse energy and telsa coils! ~hawk900
It in no way is ment to be insulting to chihuahu lovers it is just a small list of ways to generate electricity with the small dog know as the chihuahu.
So if you take affence to this...
Thats kinda sad.
But seriously it just a fun little joke.
Extra ones will be added to the list as people post them
1. Have Chuck Norris warp and twist a Chihuahu clone into an evil hitler-Chihuahu, Hit-huahu. This should be good for 3-4 sequels. Install tension
to electricity converters into theatre.
2. Ignite chihuahus in large numbers. Use heat released to drive steam turbine.
3. Amass enormous quantities of chihuahus until it reaches enough mass to begin chihuahu fusion in the core. Use solar cells to convert
radiation to electricity.
4. Fill an empty lake with chihuahus then release them through a dam to generate some hydro electricity ~Saken
5. Give them all giant metal caps with a large lighning rod attached to it ~Coolty44
6. I was thinking of hamsterwheels ~TheDivineBoss
7. Attatch solar panels to their backs and release them in a big field or desert. ~Saken
8. feed them taco bell, place in air tight room, use stored methan to fuel generators. ~crawdaddy029
9. Throw chihuahuas dressed in spandex suits (for aerodynamics) off high towers. Convert kinetic energy to electricity at the base of the
tower. ~HINDYhat
10.
1. Put dogs in room ~Insincerity
2. Simulate a student writing a paper due the next day ~Insincerity
3. Convert sound energy into electric energy ~Insincerity
11. Put them is a big plastic container. now spray the air with coffee in aerosol form. the chihuahas go crazy and create an ungodly amount of
static electricity ~Hakeem
12. Eating them also gives energy ~Hakeem / Eat them ~leet.firefox
13. pulse energy and telsa coils! ~hawk900
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