HappyTauren vs Kwaliti: Major Suckage

[HappyTauren]

Okay, so apparently I really suck at Warcraft III. This should come at no surprise to the most of you, whether you know me or not, because majority of wc3 players suck, and I've never even played melee. My opponent is here known as Kwaliti, and while my suckage proved inferior in a match prior to this one (where I just outright spammed wyrms until his base was dead), here I picked a race I've barely ever played before.

So, if you're in for the most painful 45 minutes you can imagine, you can watch the reply attached below.

Do (not) enjoy.

 

[Heinvers]

So much wickedness and cruelty xD

 

[HappyTauren]

In a match before this one, I'd raze his base completely, leaving only one peon alive, using the sleep spell. He was there to witness the downfall of his kingdom. This is Kwaliti's answer to that kind of cruelty, only he takes it to a completely new level.

 

[Kwaliti]

I had to watch this again and facepalm the entire time.

 

[Heinvers]

C'om helping him to kill your base? ;P

 

[HappyTauren]

I kinda wanted to end the match sooner because I knew he didn't have enough firepower to raze me quickly enough, but I didn't have the money and I opted for a very risky rush which involved using all the money I've had. It was an one off chance, and I blew it.

Contrary to my wishes to end this embarrassing match as quickly as possible, he had to play around.

 

[Kwaliti]

You had to pay for all the mental distress you caused to that one single peon who survived the ordeal.

 

[istvan921]

I like matches like these its so mental

 

[HappyTauren]

You had to pay for all the mental distress you caused to that one single peon who survived the ordeal.

Talk about PTSD, dude xD

 

[VeljkoM]

Priceless ending. Whole time was betting on blue... so now I quit gambling.

 

[Heinvers]

Priceless ending. Whole time was betting on blue... so now I quit gambling.

With these gents you can never be sure.

Any other matches you guys would play in the near (near-ish) future?

 

[HappyTauren]

We're planning to, but I can't say it'll really be any sort of hilarious, this is only funny because it happened so spontaneously. I really wanted to raze his base and be done with it, what happened was a really weird twist in the end.

 

[Zaramorus]

Best ending ever XD