a WoW joke:
The Priest said to his fellow Disciples, "i shall grant you great salvation", The disciples looked angry and said "Give us k1ngs n00b!"
more:
PvP joke : What does the warrior say to the mage? Trick question. The mage is dead
GM joke ; How many GM's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, Its working as intended.
"Your momma is so fat is takes 5 warlocks to summon her"
How many Gnomes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
1001.
One to change it, the other thousand to radiate the entire building.
Why did the Murloc cross the street?
Because another Murloc was attacked on the other side of the city.
Your mom's so ugly, I had to use [Track Beasts] to find her.
Your momma's so fat that mages have to grease their portals and conjure cinnamon rolls on the other side to get her through.
Where are troggs from? New York City, they're fat, loud, hairy, unintelligible and all around an annoyance.
Q: How many rogues does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: One to actually screw in the lightbulb, and 999 on the forums claiming they could've done it better.
Q: What do you call a gnome mage?
A: Minibar.
Q: Why dont warriors get their weapons enchanted with int?
A: They dont want their weapons to be smarter then they are
What would you call a tauren Paladin..
Holy Cow
The doctor called me and said I only have 6 months left to live. I said, "That's terrible! Isn't there anything I can do?"
He said, "Well, you can get a WoW account and farm rep in Silithus."
I said, "Will that help?"
He said, "No, but it'll be the longest 6 months you've ever lived."
How many GMs does it take to screw in a light bulb? Sorry, can't tell you. That would be considered a hint.
Yo momma's so fat, [Chain Lightning] hit her THREE TIMES!
Yo Voidwalker so fat, you have to sacrifice him in segments....
