Tell. me Your Joke

[Streak]

Some user is sad because of some reason lets say a funny joke to them but not hurting them or offensive just making them happy for sometimes tell me your funny joke
This is the ogre Code when there smile
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I post jokes when i'm ready

 

[Streak]

A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says, " Hey, we have a drink named after you."

The grasshopper replies:

SPOILER:

Really? You have a drink named Steve?

Just a only clean joke.

I love the sticky joke.

 

[Zombie]

 

[gorillabull]

 

[Radicool]

Why did the mushroom go to the party?

Answer

Because he was a fun gi

 

[GreeN!X]

 

[Streak]

lololololololololololololol

 

[GywGod133]

THE DOOR
By: The Faggot

I OPEN THE DOOR
I CLOSE THE DOOR

THE DOOR

 

[Zombie]

 

[Edge45]

 

[Magtheridon96]

Tell me your joke

 

[knight820]

Here's the continuous of the joke!

 

[Nuclear]

I was going to tell a joke about Jonestown, but the punchline is too long.

 

[Wazzz]

if they developed a pill that cured alzheimers, would patients remember to take it?

 

[Zombie]

-Mommy, mommy, grandpa fell off the ladder because he was swearing!
-Really? What did he say?
-"Stop shaking that fucking ladder you little shit!"

Two men are sitting in a bar on top of a skyscraper.
-Hey, did you know the turbulence is so big here that if you jump through the window, it will automatically fly you back here?
-I don't believe you, show me!
The guy stands up and jumps, but he's immediately flown back.
-Wow, I have to try this - the other guy stands up and jumps too, but he falls down and dies.
-Damn, Superman - says the bartender - you're such a jerk when you're drinking.

 

[N.Knight]

haha I had good fun reading all these jokes...
A friend texted me this joke today, I figured I will share it here.

A precious little girl walks into a pet shop and asks,
in the sweetest little lisp, between two missing teeth, "Excuthe me,
mithter, do you keep widdle wabbits?"

As the shopkeeper's heart melts, he gets down on his knees so that
he's on her level and asks, "Do you want a widdle white wabbit,
or a thoft and fuwwy, bwack wabbit, or maybe one like that cute widdle bwown wabbit over there?"

She, in turn, blushes, rocks on her heels, puts her
hands on her knees, leans forward and says, in a tiny quiet voice,

"I don't think my python weally givthe a thit."

 

[Rao Dao Zao]

What do you call a fish with no eyes?

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Fsh!

What do you call a deer with no eyes?

Hidden

No-eye deer!

What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?

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Still no-eye deer!

What do you call a dinosaur with no eyes?

Hidden

Do-you-think-he-saurus?

Ladies and gentlemen, I'll be here all week.

 

[Wolffman]

I have a few jokes under my sleeve

So, Oxygen and Magnesium got married and I was like "OMg"!!

Is silicon the same in spanish? "Si"!!

Tell me a Potassium joke... "K"!

I wanted to make more chemistry jokes, but all the good ones "ARGON" !!

Badumtisss...

 

[Solu9]

Hidden

Hidden

Whoop whoop.

 

[Sin'dorei300]

Here are some Castlevania jokes:

Why does Dracula feels so angry with humans?

Hidden

Because the one time he went out to eat in town they served him stake for dinner!

What does a vampire fear most?

Hidden

Tooth decay.

Why did Jonathon Belmont's last girlfriend dump him?

Hidden

His 'whip' didn't work.

 

[Daffa]

Two men are sitting in a bar on top of a skyscraper.
-Hey, did you know the turbulence is so big here that if you jump through the window, it will automatically fly you back here?
-I don't believe you, show me!
The guy stands up and jumps, but he's immediately flown back.
-Wow, I have to try this - the other guy stands up and jumps too, but he falls down and dies.
-Damn, Superman - says the bartender - you're such a jerk when you're drinking.

This one make me laugh hard.

 

[Zombie]

Ivan and Jack are arguing about whether Russia or the USA is more of a free and liberal country.

- The USA is so liberal, - starts Jack - that I could piss at the gates of the White House and no one said a thing!

- Russia is so liberal that I could take a shit near the Lenin Mausoleum and no one said a word! - answers Ivan.

Jack realizes that the lying has gone too far, so in order to sound a bit more believable, he adds:

- Of course, I did it when no one was looking.

- Yeah, I didn't pull my pants down either.